"What the hell were you thinking?!"
YL sat on his bed and Link was sitting on the table by the fireplace with crossed arms.
"I will repeat it again, What the hell were you thinking?!"
"I don't have to answer to you. You're not the boss of me."
"Correction, yes I am, I'm your older brother, I'm responsible for you."
"I don't care!" Young Link got off his bed and went to the front door.
"You are NOT leaving!"
Link and Young Link collided at the door. Young Link left the cabin as fast as he could.
Marth and Roy were watching from the top of Roy's cabin.
"God, those two have problems." Roy said.
"I'd call them issues." Marth stood and broke off a piece of icicle sticking to the roof.
"Hey, we gotta go. We have that secret santa crap to do." Roy told Marth.
"Yeah. I think that crap is jacked up."
Marth and Roy jumped off the roof and walked toward the Nintendo Cabin. Before they could enter the cabin, Fox and Falco jumped them with snowballs.
"HEY! SLOW-MOs!!!" Fox taunted Roy and Marth.
"What the hell Fox." Roy covered his face from the raining snowballs.
After a quick snowball fight they entered the cabin. It looked like the only ones that weren't there were Bowser and Gannondorf.
"Hey listen everyone. Me and Daisy will pass around a hat with folded pieces of paper. Pick one and whoever you get you must buy a present for." Peach explained.
"Why the hell do we have to spend our ******* money on some cracker Jack *****-***?!?!" Falco asked loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Cause that's what Secret santa is about and you HAVE to participate."
"Damn." Link said.
The hat was passed around. The hat got to Link. He dumped his hand in and pulled out a paper. He smiled.
"Would you like to share your..."
"Victim? Slave?" Fox suggested the last word.
"What do you do when you get "Peanut Butter and Jelly"?" Link asked.
The cabin burst with laughter as Link showed them the paper with the words "Peanut Butter and Jelly" on it.
Peach was outraged. She took the fake out of Link's hand and asked him to pick another. He did. This time Peach said "Don't open it yet!". Peach went around the room and when she finished she and Daisy picked out of the hat.
"Okay, open them." Peach requested.
Everyone opened them and only Fox, Roy and Samus got Defects.
"I got Salad."
"I got McDonalds."
"I got Doughnuts."
After the joking and BSing ended. The crowd dispersed for breakfast.
Fox was estatic about who he got he had to tell someone.
"Heyo!! Secret Stoner Meeting in an hour." He yelled to his Club Mates.
"Okay." Roy responded.
Roy went back to the Breakfast line to meet the girls and their daily findings.
"What is up with you and that Secret Stoner Club? For the past couple of weeks you've been on that gimmick."
Roy had thought Zelda and Samus would try to find out about their club. Unfortunatly he couldn't tell.
"Rulebook for SS page 321 section 7 phrase 4 line 2 states, that a SS must not tell a non-menber about club until occupant passes all tests and Recruiting season has opened."
"Christ Roy. I just wanted to know what you do."
Roy got up and left. He went up to Marth and wispered something in his ear. Marth dropped his Breakfast tray cause he was laughing to hard.
"What did I say that was so funny?" Zelda asked Samus.
"Dunno."
Roy and Marth sat down at the far end of the table with Fox and Falco.
"Okay. Falco who did you get?" Fox asked.
"Peach. What about you Fox."
"Pichu. What did you get Marth?"
"Samus my friend, Samus. Hey Roy, You never Opened yours."
"OPEN IT! OPEN IT!"
Roy opens it.
"Hmmm....Daisy. Geez, I wonder who got Malon, I was gonna give 'er a present anyways."
"Why?" Fox absentmindedly asked while eating his egg sandwich.
"She's my ********* girlfriend! What kind of freaking question is that?"
"SHE IS?!" Apparently Fox didn't know.
"Okay, you are second slowest in the cast."
"Really? No."
"Shut up!" Falco shouted.
They all countinued eating.
"So that blonde, Macon....."Fox started.
"Shes not a blonde and her name is Malon. Stupid-slow-sturdy."
"She's what?"
Roy was losing his temper on Fox.
"So is she one of those..........."
"If you countinue that sentence I'll kick your ***!!"
They finished their meal in silence.
"Hey, let's get Pichu and Pikachu and practice our songs." Marth suggested.
The SSs dumped their Breakfast Trays. They went to the middle of the table.
"Pikachu, Pichu, Kirby. SS Practice 12 now." Falco announced.
Everyone at the table watched Them all march out the luncheon cabin.
"They are so ******* Strange." DK said.
"For reality." Daisy said.
In Marth's cabin the SSs have musical instruments set up in the middle of the floor.
"Okay, one, two, three, GO!"
Roy:
Bend Me Shape Me Misdirect Me It's all the same to me Look at all this useless Talk, Look at all this useless Talk, Look at all this useless Talk, Upon the Cross!
Fox, Marth:
You look at me, But you don't see understand I'm a sinner Don't corner me Don't lectur me Raise your hands your a sinner
Roy:
Is this everything you wanted find another dream Is this everything you wanted find another dream
You never hear a word I say
You never hear a word I say You never hear a word I say So pray
Falco, Fox, Marth, Roy: You look at me, But you don't see understand I'm a sinner Don't corner me Don't lectur me Raise your hands your a sinner
Marth:
I'm a sinner.... Look at all these people in front of me Look at all these people in front of me Look at all these people in front of me Look at all these people in front of me....HOW?
Falco, Fox, Marth, Roy: You look at me, But you don't see understand I'm a sinner Don't corner me Don't lectur me Raise your hands your a sinner You look at me... You look at me... You look at me... You look at me... You look at me... Raise your hands your a sinner!!!
"YES! We just did the exact Kareoke of Drowning Pool!!!" Fox Shouted. "SWEET!"
"Kirby, Pichu, Pikachu, good Drum Work." Roy said.
The 3 nodded.
"We're a shoe in for the Christmas Rock Kareoke Contest." Marth said. "ALRIGHT BOYS..." Falco started. "REST!"
TBC......
YL sat on his bed and Link was sitting on the table by the fireplace with crossed arms.
"I will repeat it again, What the hell were you thinking?!"
"I don't have to answer to you. You're not the boss of me."
"Correction, yes I am, I'm your older brother, I'm responsible for you."
"I don't care!" Young Link got off his bed and went to the front door.
"You are NOT leaving!"
Link and Young Link collided at the door. Young Link left the cabin as fast as he could.
Marth and Roy were watching from the top of Roy's cabin.
"God, those two have problems." Roy said.
"I'd call them issues." Marth stood and broke off a piece of icicle sticking to the roof.
"Hey, we gotta go. We have that secret santa crap to do." Roy told Marth.
"Yeah. I think that crap is jacked up."
Marth and Roy jumped off the roof and walked toward the Nintendo Cabin. Before they could enter the cabin, Fox and Falco jumped them with snowballs.
"HEY! SLOW-MOs!!!" Fox taunted Roy and Marth.
"What the hell Fox." Roy covered his face from the raining snowballs.
After a quick snowball fight they entered the cabin. It looked like the only ones that weren't there were Bowser and Gannondorf.
"Hey listen everyone. Me and Daisy will pass around a hat with folded pieces of paper. Pick one and whoever you get you must buy a present for." Peach explained.
"Why the hell do we have to spend our ******* money on some cracker Jack *****-***?!?!" Falco asked loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Cause that's what Secret santa is about and you HAVE to participate."
"Damn." Link said.
The hat was passed around. The hat got to Link. He dumped his hand in and pulled out a paper. He smiled.
"Would you like to share your..."
"Victim? Slave?" Fox suggested the last word.
"What do you do when you get "Peanut Butter and Jelly"?" Link asked.
The cabin burst with laughter as Link showed them the paper with the words "Peanut Butter and Jelly" on it.
Peach was outraged. She took the fake out of Link's hand and asked him to pick another. He did. This time Peach said "Don't open it yet!". Peach went around the room and when she finished she and Daisy picked out of the hat.
"Okay, open them." Peach requested.
Everyone opened them and only Fox, Roy and Samus got Defects.
"I got Salad."
"I got McDonalds."
"I got Doughnuts."
After the joking and BSing ended. The crowd dispersed for breakfast.
Fox was estatic about who he got he had to tell someone.
"Heyo!! Secret Stoner Meeting in an hour." He yelled to his Club Mates.
"Okay." Roy responded.
Roy went back to the Breakfast line to meet the girls and their daily findings.
"What is up with you and that Secret Stoner Club? For the past couple of weeks you've been on that gimmick."
Roy had thought Zelda and Samus would try to find out about their club. Unfortunatly he couldn't tell.
"Rulebook for SS page 321 section 7 phrase 4 line 2 states, that a SS must not tell a non-menber about club until occupant passes all tests and Recruiting season has opened."
"Christ Roy. I just wanted to know what you do."
Roy got up and left. He went up to Marth and wispered something in his ear. Marth dropped his Breakfast tray cause he was laughing to hard.
"What did I say that was so funny?" Zelda asked Samus.
"Dunno."
Roy and Marth sat down at the far end of the table with Fox and Falco.
"Okay. Falco who did you get?" Fox asked.
"Peach. What about you Fox."
"Pichu. What did you get Marth?"
"Samus my friend, Samus. Hey Roy, You never Opened yours."
"OPEN IT! OPEN IT!"
Roy opens it.
"Hmmm....Daisy. Geez, I wonder who got Malon, I was gonna give 'er a present anyways."
"Why?" Fox absentmindedly asked while eating his egg sandwich.
"She's my ********* girlfriend! What kind of freaking question is that?"
"SHE IS?!" Apparently Fox didn't know.
"Okay, you are second slowest in the cast."
"Really? No."
"Shut up!" Falco shouted.
They all countinued eating.
"So that blonde, Macon....."Fox started.
"Shes not a blonde and her name is Malon. Stupid-slow-sturdy."
"She's what?"
Roy was losing his temper on Fox.
"So is she one of those..........."
"If you countinue that sentence I'll kick your ***!!"
They finished their meal in silence.
"Hey, let's get Pichu and Pikachu and practice our songs." Marth suggested.
The SSs dumped their Breakfast Trays. They went to the middle of the table.
"Pikachu, Pichu, Kirby. SS Practice 12 now." Falco announced.
Everyone at the table watched Them all march out the luncheon cabin.
"They are so ******* Strange." DK said.
"For reality." Daisy said.
In Marth's cabin the SSs have musical instruments set up in the middle of the floor.
"Okay, one, two, three, GO!"
Roy:
Bend Me Shape Me Misdirect Me It's all the same to me Look at all this useless Talk, Look at all this useless Talk, Look at all this useless Talk, Upon the Cross!
Fox, Marth:
You look at me, But you don't see understand I'm a sinner Don't corner me Don't lectur me Raise your hands your a sinner
Roy:
Is this everything you wanted find another dream Is this everything you wanted find another dream
You never hear a word I say
You never hear a word I say You never hear a word I say So pray
Falco, Fox, Marth, Roy: You look at me, But you don't see understand I'm a sinner Don't corner me Don't lectur me Raise your hands your a sinner
Marth:
I'm a sinner.... Look at all these people in front of me Look at all these people in front of me Look at all these people in front of me Look at all these people in front of me....HOW?
Falco, Fox, Marth, Roy: You look at me, But you don't see understand I'm a sinner Don't corner me Don't lectur me Raise your hands your a sinner You look at me... You look at me... You look at me... You look at me... You look at me... Raise your hands your a sinner!!!
"YES! We just did the exact Kareoke of Drowning Pool!!!" Fox Shouted. "SWEET!"
"Kirby, Pichu, Pikachu, good Drum Work." Roy said.
The 3 nodded.
"We're a shoe in for the Christmas Rock Kareoke Contest." Marth said. "ALRIGHT BOYS..." Falco started. "REST!"
TBC......