Kirby opened his eyes to see the top of the cabin. He stood up and rubbed
his eyes. Then he went to the calender and crossed out December 23rd. He
realized that in 24 hours he would be enjoying Christmas.
Kirby looked out the window to see the cabin door blocked off by snow.
"****!!" He cursed as he pulled on the doorknob. He heard water splatter on his window. He knew someone was taking a leak on his window. "What the hell are you doing you crazy *** Basterd?!"
Laughing was heard and the sound of footsteps.
Kirby pulled the doorknob again and fell back. He looked at his hand and saw the door knob in it. "Crap!!"
The Links weren't having any better luck getting out their cabin. Link was pissed off at his brother for climbing out the vent in the ceiling. He was left alone while his brother ran from the cabin instead of shoveling out the snow from it.
"Come on Bro, where the hell are you?!" Link yelled by the door. There was not response.
By 3 hours later More than 2/3rd of the Team was out of their cabins and joining the meeting Master Hand schedualed. Kirby, The Pokemon and Roy were still trapped.
Everyone would have thought that Roy would have been the first one out with his Fire sword. Problem was, someone had stolen Roy's sword. Roy didn't know anyways. He was still asleep.
At the Pokemon Cabin Pikachu had finally got a reception on his phone and called Roy. When no one answered he wished death upon Roy and shocked his Phone and toasted it like breakfast. Pichu frowned.
"Dude you better wake up Jigglypuff." Pichu said.
"Why the hell won't you do it? You know about last night!" Pikachu responded.
"I know, she was major pissed at you. So?" Pichu asked.
"What the hell are you saying? I should get my F-ing head sliced off because I should wake up Chuckie's Bride? You better shove that idea and kiss my rudy-pootie-booty you mini-mole-man-lover."
"So? You like barney! That's worse than Mini Mole Man!" Pichu yelled.
"You like the freaking teletubbies, I mean there's nothing worse than watching 4 fat-ass-people in costumes talk about loving the same gender on a PBS Kids Show!"
"Jesus you watch that Racoon named Arthur or something! That's desperate!"
"You watch Pappyland!"
"You watch suicide movies!"
"You watch Rated R movies!"
"You watch Mushy Movies!"
"YOU WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES!"
"NO, YOU WATCH PORNO!"
"YOU WATCH PLAYBOY!"
"YOU WATCH PEOPLE GET KILLED!"
"YOU WATCH ME BONE JIGGYPUFF!"
"AT LEAST YOU ******* TOLD SOMETHING TRUE!"
"YOU DID?!"
Pikachu turned pale as Pichu frowned angrily at him.
"Hell Yeah!"
Pikachu had snapped he jumped on Pichu and they both browled around the cabin finally causing enough noise to bring JP into the picture.
"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU PRISSY MICE DOING?!?!?!?!"
"Beating the crap out of each other, what the **** does it look like we're doing miss Baloon *****?!?!?"
Jigglypuff puffed up at Pichu's response. She stormed around the house gathering her thing and jumped up the vent in the ceiling. She came out the chimney outside and went to Kirby's cabin. She dug toward the door anmd pushed it hard. It broke off and she slipped in.
"Holy crap. I'm free!" Kirby excitedly exclaimed.
"Can I stay here?" JP asked.
Hearts appeared in Kirby's eyes and he nodded very fast.
"Good." JP said.
Kirby slipped through the door to see Pichu and Pikachu beating on each other in the snow. He opened the cabin door to see the msashers looking at him.
"Sorry I'm late. I had about 10 things piss me off so far today."
Master hand pointed to a seat by the wall. Kirby saw how the chairs were organized. In rows. Like a crowd.
"As I was saying. The Tornament has finally solved it's problems and will start right after Christmas day."
Cheering followed the words.
Luigi raised his hand.
"Yes. Luigi."
"What was the Problem with the tornament?"
"Ah yes. The smartest question yet. Most of today's questions were stupidity. I don't even want to talk about Fox's question."
Some people change their faces to digust and Fox and Falco gave eachother a high 5.
"Getting back to Luigi's question. Sony was missing 4 of it's best fighters. So it of course, denied start of the tornament with the VG masters. Yesterday they returned with the most bizarre story. They said they got sucked inot a game."
Marth, Fox, Falco, Kirby, Mario, Young Link and Link snickered.
"I also have some bad news. According to the rules. We must cut down our tornament roster to 25."
Some of the smashers looked dissapointed.
"Therefore a couple of test will be held to see who qualifies. Tests start today. Meeting ajorned!"
The smashers got up and left.
4 hours later. Roy was STILL trapped. He counted on the Friday The 13th Marathon to entice him until he figured a way to get out.
Zelda, Samus, Peach, Luigi, Mario, GW, Young Link, Ness, Popo and Bowser were outside having a snowball fight.
Inside the Golden Dome. Link and Marth were about to go through the tests.
"Okay, First we will test your Strengh!" Crazy hand lead them to a room with a cushion attached to a meter. "Attack the cushion as hard as you can and it will determine your strengh leval."
Link stood up tothe meter and charged a punch. He let go and hit the cushion. The meter said 64.
"Excellent. Marth, you are next."
Back at the Nintendo camp. Roy had finally caught up with info and got out of his cabin. He rushed around and found Fox and Falco playing with his sword. Whe he got his gear, he ran to the dome with Fox and Falco. They got to the test room to see Marth take it.
Marth hit the Meter. It said 61. Roy rushed in the room. And he took his turn the meter read 60. Fox got 62 and Falco got 59.
"Very good. Oh, more fighters."
This was where tension filled the room. Jerry, Matt, Max and Ryu entered the room. They were followed by Megaman.
They read the rules and Matt entered the room. He hit the cushion and the meter said 63. Max got 63 too. Jerry got a whopping 67. That was nothing compared to Ryu's number. Ryu hit the cushion with big force and it read 101!
Crazy hand floated stiffly in the air. Mega man got a 91 on the meter.
" Move on to the next room. Speed."
The fighters moved to the next room to see soem knid of obstacle course. They saw Banjo and Giovanni by the start line. They also saw the famous Jerry Nathan.
"Hello fighters." Jerry greeted.
The fighters all said their hellos.
"In here you will take the speed test. Stand at the start line please." Jerry said.
Fox looked into the course. He exchanged looks with Falco, Roy, Marth and Link. They all agreed it looked like Hell.
" READY! SET! GO!"
The 10 fighters sped along the course. When they finished Falco had the most percentage with 423%. Marth had the second largest with 385%. Ryu had the smallest amount with 240%.
" Great. Move to the defense part where you will fight the Silencer."
The fighter moved into the next room to see a huge machine facing them. They saw Jerry's brother Jon Nathan.
"Ah, Yes. I've been expecting you guys. I got a page from Master Hand about your arrival. (He held up a beeper) In this room. You will face a machine called Silencer. It has PSI, PSY, DSI and GYI power in it. It can be turned to decimate a whole planet. You guys will only handle 85% of its power. If your percentage goes over 700% than you fail this part. Who's first?"
Roy stepped up in front of the machine. He prepared. Jon pressed a button and the machine shot out a HUGE ball of white hot energy. Roy held his ground and blocked it after 11 seconds. His percentage was 694. Marth had 673. Link had 670. Megaman had 603. Matt had 608. Max had 600. Jerry had 542. Falco had 699. Fox had 587. Ryu had 309.
"Okay. Please exit to yuor right. And we will broadcast the results later tonight."
The fighters left the dome.
After a Chtistmas Eve dinner that night, everyone reported to the Golden Dome hall.
Jerry nathan sat in a chair and Jon was at the mic about to broadcast the results.
"The results for nintendo are:
CF-90-378%-680%
Zelda-59-299%-600%
G&W-31-876%-2056%
Pikachu-60-570%-700%
Pichu-105-743%-699%
Kirby-100-472%-598%
DK-164-137%-265%
Bowser-162-253%-376%
Mewtwo-135-421%-702%
Young Link-61-490%-632%
Dr. Mario-72-612%-943%
Samus-132-567%-598%
Marth-61-385%-673%
Falco-59-423%-699%
Daisy-34-1249%-792%
Mario-Disqualified until further notice
Luigi-Disqualified until further notice
Roy-60-344%-694%
Link-64-288%-670%
Fox-62-247%-587%
Gannondorf-197-200%-632%
Jigglypuff-46-897%-7290%
Ice climbers-62-444%-675%
Yoshi-66-600%-607%
...and that's all the info we have for now."
Cheers were heard as Nintendo went back to their camp as Sony heard their results.
Some of the smashers were shocked at the results.
As they retreated to their cabins, they prepared their gifts for the others.
Kirby had got his face boxed by mewtwo. Mewtwo had obviously failed one part of the test. He didn't know if he would be accepted. Mr. Game and watch was appointed ref with Crazy Hand.
Soon the cabins were emptied. Peach was with upset Daisy. They were both about to start the the Secret Santa Event. When everyone was there they started.
"When I call your name you must enter the closet and give the person the gift. Fox and Falco."
"Crap."
Fox pointed out Pichu and Falco pointed out Peach. The 4 of them went into the closet and Peach came out running and Screaming like a banshee. The Secret Stoners laughed as Fox came out with what looked like a ciggarite loaded with deadly alchohal. Pichu came out smiling and Falco looked like he could send Pichu to hell.
"What happened Falco." Roy asked when Falco sat down in a chair.
"I gave Pichu my System Of A Down CD collection."
Roy and Fox snickered.
Peach countinued to call names. It seemed Link had Malon. When they came back out, Malon was blushing. In Link's hand was 3 mistletoes.
Roy was angry.
Roy threw his present to Daisy and knocked her in the face.
When the whole event was over. Fox DID NOT help Roy's temper. Fox placed another Mistletoe over Link and Malon. Roy watched them kiss. It wasn't a friendly kiss. It was a whopper!
When everyone was safetly in their cabins the secret stoners were having their meeting.
"Hey Roy." Fox said when he and Falco saw Roy. "Did that mistletoe event help you?"
"What the hell do you mean. You put a mistletoe over my girlfriend's head!"
"OOOOOOHHH! THAT was your girlfriend."
""No it wasn't my girlfriend it was popeye the sailor man!" Roy sarcastically said. "It was fat basterd wearing santa Claus' outfit and dancing the fake macarena with Bugs bunny at PBS carnival!"
"Aw man. I didn't take any pictures."
"Man, the hell with you fox." Roy said as he turned away." I quit the Secret Stoners."
Fox and Falco saw Roy walk away.
"Son of a ***** man! Jesus!" Fox kicked the snow on one of the cabins window. Then he looked in it. He saw Link and Malon boning each other.
"AW, Dammit!" Fox knew this wasn't gonna help Roy.
Kirby looked out the window to see the cabin door blocked off by snow.
"****!!" He cursed as he pulled on the doorknob. He heard water splatter on his window. He knew someone was taking a leak on his window. "What the hell are you doing you crazy *** Basterd?!"
Laughing was heard and the sound of footsteps.
Kirby pulled the doorknob again and fell back. He looked at his hand and saw the door knob in it. "Crap!!"
The Links weren't having any better luck getting out their cabin. Link was pissed off at his brother for climbing out the vent in the ceiling. He was left alone while his brother ran from the cabin instead of shoveling out the snow from it.
"Come on Bro, where the hell are you?!" Link yelled by the door. There was not response.
By 3 hours later More than 2/3rd of the Team was out of their cabins and joining the meeting Master Hand schedualed. Kirby, The Pokemon and Roy were still trapped.
Everyone would have thought that Roy would have been the first one out with his Fire sword. Problem was, someone had stolen Roy's sword. Roy didn't know anyways. He was still asleep.
At the Pokemon Cabin Pikachu had finally got a reception on his phone and called Roy. When no one answered he wished death upon Roy and shocked his Phone and toasted it like breakfast. Pichu frowned.
"Dude you better wake up Jigglypuff." Pichu said.
"Why the hell won't you do it? You know about last night!" Pikachu responded.
"I know, she was major pissed at you. So?" Pichu asked.
"What the hell are you saying? I should get my F-ing head sliced off because I should wake up Chuckie's Bride? You better shove that idea and kiss my rudy-pootie-booty you mini-mole-man-lover."
"So? You like barney! That's worse than Mini Mole Man!" Pichu yelled.
"You like the freaking teletubbies, I mean there's nothing worse than watching 4 fat-ass-people in costumes talk about loving the same gender on a PBS Kids Show!"
"Jesus you watch that Racoon named Arthur or something! That's desperate!"
"You watch Pappyland!"
"You watch suicide movies!"
"You watch Rated R movies!"
"You watch Mushy Movies!"
"YOU WATCH PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIES!"
"NO, YOU WATCH PORNO!"
"YOU WATCH PLAYBOY!"
"YOU WATCH PEOPLE GET KILLED!"
"YOU WATCH ME BONE JIGGYPUFF!"
"AT LEAST YOU ******* TOLD SOMETHING TRUE!"
"YOU DID?!"
Pikachu turned pale as Pichu frowned angrily at him.
"Hell Yeah!"
Pikachu had snapped he jumped on Pichu and they both browled around the cabin finally causing enough noise to bring JP into the picture.
"WHAT THE **** ARE YOU PRISSY MICE DOING?!?!?!?!"
"Beating the crap out of each other, what the **** does it look like we're doing miss Baloon *****?!?!?"
Jigglypuff puffed up at Pichu's response. She stormed around the house gathering her thing and jumped up the vent in the ceiling. She came out the chimney outside and went to Kirby's cabin. She dug toward the door anmd pushed it hard. It broke off and she slipped in.
"Holy crap. I'm free!" Kirby excitedly exclaimed.
"Can I stay here?" JP asked.
Hearts appeared in Kirby's eyes and he nodded very fast.
"Good." JP said.
Kirby slipped through the door to see Pichu and Pikachu beating on each other in the snow. He opened the cabin door to see the msashers looking at him.
"Sorry I'm late. I had about 10 things piss me off so far today."
Master hand pointed to a seat by the wall. Kirby saw how the chairs were organized. In rows. Like a crowd.
"As I was saying. The Tornament has finally solved it's problems and will start right after Christmas day."
Cheering followed the words.
Luigi raised his hand.
"Yes. Luigi."
"What was the Problem with the tornament?"
"Ah yes. The smartest question yet. Most of today's questions were stupidity. I don't even want to talk about Fox's question."
Some people change their faces to digust and Fox and Falco gave eachother a high 5.
"Getting back to Luigi's question. Sony was missing 4 of it's best fighters. So it of course, denied start of the tornament with the VG masters. Yesterday they returned with the most bizarre story. They said they got sucked inot a game."
Marth, Fox, Falco, Kirby, Mario, Young Link and Link snickered.
"I also have some bad news. According to the rules. We must cut down our tornament roster to 25."
Some of the smashers looked dissapointed.
"Therefore a couple of test will be held to see who qualifies. Tests start today. Meeting ajorned!"
The smashers got up and left.
4 hours later. Roy was STILL trapped. He counted on the Friday The 13th Marathon to entice him until he figured a way to get out.
Zelda, Samus, Peach, Luigi, Mario, GW, Young Link, Ness, Popo and Bowser were outside having a snowball fight.
Inside the Golden Dome. Link and Marth were about to go through the tests.
"Okay, First we will test your Strengh!" Crazy hand lead them to a room with a cushion attached to a meter. "Attack the cushion as hard as you can and it will determine your strengh leval."
Link stood up tothe meter and charged a punch. He let go and hit the cushion. The meter said 64.
"Excellent. Marth, you are next."
Back at the Nintendo camp. Roy had finally caught up with info and got out of his cabin. He rushed around and found Fox and Falco playing with his sword. Whe he got his gear, he ran to the dome with Fox and Falco. They got to the test room to see Marth take it.
Marth hit the Meter. It said 61. Roy rushed in the room. And he took his turn the meter read 60. Fox got 62 and Falco got 59.
"Very good. Oh, more fighters."
This was where tension filled the room. Jerry, Matt, Max and Ryu entered the room. They were followed by Megaman.
They read the rules and Matt entered the room. He hit the cushion and the meter said 63. Max got 63 too. Jerry got a whopping 67. That was nothing compared to Ryu's number. Ryu hit the cushion with big force and it read 101!
Crazy hand floated stiffly in the air. Mega man got a 91 on the meter.
" Move on to the next room. Speed."
The fighters moved to the next room to see soem knid of obstacle course. They saw Banjo and Giovanni by the start line. They also saw the famous Jerry Nathan.
"Hello fighters." Jerry greeted.
The fighters all said their hellos.
"In here you will take the speed test. Stand at the start line please." Jerry said.
Fox looked into the course. He exchanged looks with Falco, Roy, Marth and Link. They all agreed it looked like Hell.
" READY! SET! GO!"
The 10 fighters sped along the course. When they finished Falco had the most percentage with 423%. Marth had the second largest with 385%. Ryu had the smallest amount with 240%.
" Great. Move to the defense part where you will fight the Silencer."
The fighter moved into the next room to see a huge machine facing them. They saw Jerry's brother Jon Nathan.
"Ah, Yes. I've been expecting you guys. I got a page from Master Hand about your arrival. (He held up a beeper) In this room. You will face a machine called Silencer. It has PSI, PSY, DSI and GYI power in it. It can be turned to decimate a whole planet. You guys will only handle 85% of its power. If your percentage goes over 700% than you fail this part. Who's first?"
Roy stepped up in front of the machine. He prepared. Jon pressed a button and the machine shot out a HUGE ball of white hot energy. Roy held his ground and blocked it after 11 seconds. His percentage was 694. Marth had 673. Link had 670. Megaman had 603. Matt had 608. Max had 600. Jerry had 542. Falco had 699. Fox had 587. Ryu had 309.
"Okay. Please exit to yuor right. And we will broadcast the results later tonight."
The fighters left the dome.
After a Chtistmas Eve dinner that night, everyone reported to the Golden Dome hall.
Jerry nathan sat in a chair and Jon was at the mic about to broadcast the results.
"The results for nintendo are:
CF-90-378%-680%
Zelda-59-299%-600%
G&W-31-876%-2056%
Pikachu-60-570%-700%
Pichu-105-743%-699%
Kirby-100-472%-598%
DK-164-137%-265%
Bowser-162-253%-376%
Mewtwo-135-421%-702%
Young Link-61-490%-632%
Dr. Mario-72-612%-943%
Samus-132-567%-598%
Marth-61-385%-673%
Falco-59-423%-699%
Daisy-34-1249%-792%
Mario-Disqualified until further notice
Luigi-Disqualified until further notice
Roy-60-344%-694%
Link-64-288%-670%
Fox-62-247%-587%
Gannondorf-197-200%-632%
Jigglypuff-46-897%-7290%
Ice climbers-62-444%-675%
Yoshi-66-600%-607%
...and that's all the info we have for now."
Cheers were heard as Nintendo went back to their camp as Sony heard their results.
Some of the smashers were shocked at the results.
As they retreated to their cabins, they prepared their gifts for the others.
Kirby had got his face boxed by mewtwo. Mewtwo had obviously failed one part of the test. He didn't know if he would be accepted. Mr. Game and watch was appointed ref with Crazy Hand.
Soon the cabins were emptied. Peach was with upset Daisy. They were both about to start the the Secret Santa Event. When everyone was there they started.
"When I call your name you must enter the closet and give the person the gift. Fox and Falco."
"Crap."
Fox pointed out Pichu and Falco pointed out Peach. The 4 of them went into the closet and Peach came out running and Screaming like a banshee. The Secret Stoners laughed as Fox came out with what looked like a ciggarite loaded with deadly alchohal. Pichu came out smiling and Falco looked like he could send Pichu to hell.
"What happened Falco." Roy asked when Falco sat down in a chair.
"I gave Pichu my System Of A Down CD collection."
Roy and Fox snickered.
Peach countinued to call names. It seemed Link had Malon. When they came back out, Malon was blushing. In Link's hand was 3 mistletoes.
Roy was angry.
Roy threw his present to Daisy and knocked her in the face.
When the whole event was over. Fox DID NOT help Roy's temper. Fox placed another Mistletoe over Link and Malon. Roy watched them kiss. It wasn't a friendly kiss. It was a whopper!
When everyone was safetly in their cabins the secret stoners were having their meeting.
"Hey Roy." Fox said when he and Falco saw Roy. "Did that mistletoe event help you?"
"What the hell do you mean. You put a mistletoe over my girlfriend's head!"
"OOOOOOHHH! THAT was your girlfriend."
""No it wasn't my girlfriend it was popeye the sailor man!" Roy sarcastically said. "It was fat basterd wearing santa Claus' outfit and dancing the fake macarena with Bugs bunny at PBS carnival!"
"Aw man. I didn't take any pictures."
"Man, the hell with you fox." Roy said as he turned away." I quit the Secret Stoners."
Fox and Falco saw Roy walk away.
"Son of a ***** man! Jesus!" Fox kicked the snow on one of the cabins window. Then he looked in it. He saw Link and Malon boning each other.
"AW, Dammit!" Fox knew this wasn't gonna help Roy.