Fox was very confused. He knew he put the mistletoe over Malon and Link but
he never knew they'd kiss. He had just made Roy think he had set Link and
Malon up
Fox got up off his couch and tripped over his slippers. He landed between the bunny ears on top of the television. He had an idea to get Malon and Roy back together even though their relationship split within 3 hours. Fox got up and ran to the back of the cabin. He went into the cabinet of his bathroom and pulled out 2 black bags.
"This is definitly gonna do some damage. I'd better call a Secret Stoner Meeting.
Fox walked into the Nintendo Cabin with "Innervision" by System Of A Down blasting in his ears.
"Jesus Pichu. You're gonna blow someone's ears off with that!" Fox yelled to Pichu at the DJ Station.
Fox tapped Marth and Falco and they followed. Pichu put on the Innervision Remix.
When Marth and Falco were outside Fox walked around in a circle annoying his memebers.
"Marth get Kirby and the Mice Brothers." Fox commanded.
"Bad idea. Since this morning they all hate each other. Pichu and Pikachu had an arguement and she went to Kirby's cabin to stay." Marth announced.
"Which cancels That plan of ours too." Falco added.
"I'll get them then." Fox said. He went into the Nintendo Cabin.
Fox pulled Kirby away from Jigglypuff and Pulled Pichu out of the DJ box.
"Alright. Did you patch things up?"
"WE were never mad at each other. I'm mad at my bro."
"I've been mad at Pikachu for 2 weeks now."
"DEATH IS THE GREATEST!!" A Voice said.
Fox turned around and saw Pikachu drinking some black stuff out of a round bowl.
"Hey, holy shit! Thats the Pot! Pikachu spiked the punch!"
Pikachu started to bang his head on the table. He did it too hard and broke the table in half. Fox grabbed Pikachu and smashed the bowl over his head. Some people gasped.
"Nothing to see here folks. Just some circus action." Pichu and Kirby convinced the rest of the characters that nothing was going on.
When Fox finished dragging Pikachu out thwe cabin he settled the meeting into the snow.
"I have an announcement to make. I ruined Roy and Malon's relationship. I did more than that mistletoe act. Link paid me to get the job done. Not only that but I invited Link into the Secret Stoners."
"Erm....shit." Kirby responded.
"We are also going into buisness tonight." Fox pulled out a couple of weed black bags.
"Oohhh.....look its night time.....hot dogs only 99 cents. Macy's one big sale, 2 for 1. Condoms, fresh trojan style. I got my condom for the lowest price!" Pikachu muffled.
"See the effect?" Fox said.
"Me no me, me no dumb, me put condom on my thumb."
Everyone was scared of Pikachu right now. It sounded like he was about to sing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" It wasn't.
"Santa Claus got run over by a parked car!"
Pikachu got up with crazy eyes and used an agility faster than ever seen before into the cabin. The Secret Stoner's followed. To hear Pikachu singing.
"On the 12th thing of christmas that annoys me very much.... Rock Kareoke... DJ skratching... Alot of smelly feet... Santa Claus... Pimps scoring chicks... Danners doing work... Hanging up ornaments... My Brother's music! Big bar fight... Stonage... Hard Spiked Punch... And the Secret Stoners Shafting up lives!"
Half the crowd was on the floor. Pikachu zipped around the room and took all the christmas ornaments down. He put a real Mistletoe above the door.
"If you dare, walk through this door, you must suffer, kissing a whore." Pikachu said in an Arnold schwartzanaga (Lemme the fuck alone, I don't know how to spell it!) voice.
The Secret Stoners saw Pikachu zip into Roy's cabin.
Inside Roy saw Pikachu and fell out of his chair through the floor.
"Stupid Basterd!"
"Thank you!" Pikachu responded to Roy's comment. Then he zipped up the chimney. (Which was VERY small)
Pikachu zipped from Roy's cabin to every other one stealing their christmas decorations and leaving their houses a mess. When he was finished he had a big bag and put it in Link's cabin.
"Mission accompished!" He said when he met with the Secret Stoners.
"Looks like Pikachu is finished with his work for tonight."
The next morning Roy woke up from falling through the floor. He saw his house a wreck. He went outside and saw a mob of smashers.
"What happened?"
"Someone stole our Christmas decorations." Popo said. "Some godamn asshole is gonna get his ass kicked."
Roy saw Pikachu and Pichu walk up to the mob.
"Hey, whats going on?" Pichu asked.
"We have a thief in the mist." Bopwser said.
"Huh?" Pichu asked confused.
"We have a basterd on the loose!" Popo said.
"Oh?" Pichu still didn't get it.
Roy looked at Pikachu, so did DK.
"WOW! You look like you got hit with a train."
"I feel like I did."
Giovanni walked up to the mob.
"What are you doing?!" He asked. "The tornament starts in a hour."
There were some groans and moans as the smashers got ready.
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The next chapter has what you all have been waiting for. The tornament begins!
A/N: Sorry about the seriousness in my chapters. I'm gonna add a chock full of humor.
Fox got up off his couch and tripped over his slippers. He landed between the bunny ears on top of the television. He had an idea to get Malon and Roy back together even though their relationship split within 3 hours. Fox got up and ran to the back of the cabin. He went into the cabinet of his bathroom and pulled out 2 black bags.
"This is definitly gonna do some damage. I'd better call a Secret Stoner Meeting.
Fox walked into the Nintendo Cabin with "Innervision" by System Of A Down blasting in his ears.
"Jesus Pichu. You're gonna blow someone's ears off with that!" Fox yelled to Pichu at the DJ Station.
Fox tapped Marth and Falco and they followed. Pichu put on the Innervision Remix.
When Marth and Falco were outside Fox walked around in a circle annoying his memebers.
"Marth get Kirby and the Mice Brothers." Fox commanded.
"Bad idea. Since this morning they all hate each other. Pichu and Pikachu had an arguement and she went to Kirby's cabin to stay." Marth announced.
"Which cancels That plan of ours too." Falco added.
"I'll get them then." Fox said. He went into the Nintendo Cabin.
Fox pulled Kirby away from Jigglypuff and Pulled Pichu out of the DJ box.
"Alright. Did you patch things up?"
"WE were never mad at each other. I'm mad at my bro."
"I've been mad at Pikachu for 2 weeks now."
"DEATH IS THE GREATEST!!" A Voice said.
Fox turned around and saw Pikachu drinking some black stuff out of a round bowl.
"Hey, holy shit! Thats the Pot! Pikachu spiked the punch!"
Pikachu started to bang his head on the table. He did it too hard and broke the table in half. Fox grabbed Pikachu and smashed the bowl over his head. Some people gasped.
"Nothing to see here folks. Just some circus action." Pichu and Kirby convinced the rest of the characters that nothing was going on.
When Fox finished dragging Pikachu out thwe cabin he settled the meeting into the snow.
"I have an announcement to make. I ruined Roy and Malon's relationship. I did more than that mistletoe act. Link paid me to get the job done. Not only that but I invited Link into the Secret Stoners."
"Erm....shit." Kirby responded.
"We are also going into buisness tonight." Fox pulled out a couple of weed black bags.
"Oohhh.....look its night time.....hot dogs only 99 cents. Macy's one big sale, 2 for 1. Condoms, fresh trojan style. I got my condom for the lowest price!" Pikachu muffled.
"See the effect?" Fox said.
"Me no me, me no dumb, me put condom on my thumb."
Everyone was scared of Pikachu right now. It sounded like he was about to sing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" It wasn't.
"Santa Claus got run over by a parked car!"
Pikachu got up with crazy eyes and used an agility faster than ever seen before into the cabin. The Secret Stoner's followed. To hear Pikachu singing.
"On the 12th thing of christmas that annoys me very much.... Rock Kareoke... DJ skratching... Alot of smelly feet... Santa Claus... Pimps scoring chicks... Danners doing work... Hanging up ornaments... My Brother's music! Big bar fight... Stonage... Hard Spiked Punch... And the Secret Stoners Shafting up lives!"
Half the crowd was on the floor. Pikachu zipped around the room and took all the christmas ornaments down. He put a real Mistletoe above the door.
"If you dare, walk through this door, you must suffer, kissing a whore." Pikachu said in an Arnold schwartzanaga (Lemme the fuck alone, I don't know how to spell it!) voice.
The Secret Stoners saw Pikachu zip into Roy's cabin.
Inside Roy saw Pikachu and fell out of his chair through the floor.
"Stupid Basterd!"
"Thank you!" Pikachu responded to Roy's comment. Then he zipped up the chimney. (Which was VERY small)
Pikachu zipped from Roy's cabin to every other one stealing their christmas decorations and leaving their houses a mess. When he was finished he had a big bag and put it in Link's cabin.
"Mission accompished!" He said when he met with the Secret Stoners.
"Looks like Pikachu is finished with his work for tonight."
The next morning Roy woke up from falling through the floor. He saw his house a wreck. He went outside and saw a mob of smashers.
"What happened?"
"Someone stole our Christmas decorations." Popo said. "Some godamn asshole is gonna get his ass kicked."
Roy saw Pikachu and Pichu walk up to the mob.
"Hey, whats going on?" Pichu asked.
"We have a thief in the mist." Bopwser said.
"Huh?" Pichu asked confused.
"We have a basterd on the loose!" Popo said.
"Oh?" Pichu still didn't get it.
Roy looked at Pikachu, so did DK.
"WOW! You look like you got hit with a train."
"I feel like I did."
Giovanni walked up to the mob.
"What are you doing?!" He asked. "The tornament starts in a hour."
There were some groans and moans as the smashers got ready.
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The next chapter has what you all have been waiting for. The tornament begins!
A/N: Sorry about the seriousness in my chapters. I'm gonna add a chock full of humor.