Seeing as it's almost Christmas, I kind of adapted a Christmas carol to be LOTR related. Yay! :-)
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The Orc's head in hand bear I
Bedecked with bay and rosemary
So I pray you, masters, be merry
Quod estis in convivio
Chorus: Caput apri defero
Reddens laudat domino
The Orc's head, as I understand,
Is the finest dish in all the land
And so bedecked with an Elf-arrow
We serve with greatest Demonstro!
Chorus
The Steward hath provided thus
In honour of King Elessar
And, so, orc meat we eat with bliss
And so resort to cannibal-ness!
Chorus
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What d'you think? Is it funny? Please review!
Oh, and, the italicised words are in Latin. ;-)