Chapter 1
We see a bunch of unhappy looking people walking in the rain- we close up on a family of three, a mom, a dad, and a boy who looks about 13.
Boy- I'm scared mother!
Mom- Don't be scared my little weinershnitzle, all they are going to do to us is give us a nice tattoo and burn me and your father in a big oven.
Dad- Yes, nothing to be scared about, you are going to be a evil mutant Eric!
Eric- YAY!!!! I've always wanted to be an evil mutant!
The soldiers come and take Eric from his family
Eric- HA HA HA! Let me show you my eeeeevil mutant powers, for one day I will rule the world! Muahahahahahaha!
Soldier- Shut up! *whacks him over the head with a gun*
Eric- Nighty Night! *Passes out*
Close scene.
Lets just skip the whole rouge intro. I don't like her.
Washington DC, 'bout 60 years later
Jean Grey is standing in front of lots 'o mean politicians
Jean- Be nice to us muties! We didn't do anything bad. yet.
Mean Senator Dude- Why??? We're American, we tend to be biased about things. So, HA!
Jean- Well, I guess you are right.
Bar somewhere in Canada
Wolvie- Beat that! You don't have adamantium claws!!! NANA NANA BOO BOO! *spits on bald guy*
Bald Guy- well, I have my super shiny head for defense. see? *bends over so the light reflects off his head* Wolvie- Ahhhh! My eyes you blinded me!!!!
Rouge sitting at the bar
Bartender(to Rouge)- You want something new honey? You're stickin' with water.
Rouge- Sure, I'll have a rum and coke.
Bartender- I'll have to see some ID first.
Rogue- well I uhhh. (points) LOOK A MONKEY!!!!!
Bartender- Where, where??? Hey wait! You forgot your rum and coke!
*Rogue runs out of bar*
Wolverine's trailer
Wolvie hears noise in back, goes to check it out
Wolvie- I think there's someone in the back of my trailer, I'm gonna go check it out! *walks over to back of trailer*
Wolvie- OMG! There is a chick in the back of my truck!
Rogue- Hi! Can I eat all your food and ask you personal questions?
Wolvie- Heck, sure why not!
*we see them get in the car and drive down the road* Wolvie- hey, lets sing a song!!! As I was going over the cork and kerry mountains, I saw captain Farrell, and his money he was countin'. I first produced my pistol.
Rogue- Wait wait wait, what the hell are you singing???
Wolvie- Whiskey in The Jar!
Rogue-Whatever. OMG, ITS SABERTOOTH!
Sabertooth pops out of the bushes Wolvie- I'll take care of it!
ST beats the crap out of Wolverine we see Cyclops(major hottie) and Storm in the backround
Cyclops(in a manly sexy superhero voice)- I'll save you!!!
Storm- and I'll sit here and laugh! HAHAHAHA!
They pull Wolverine and Rogue out of the burning trailer, and they go off to the X-Lair
See what happens next with our heros as they prepare to take on MAGNETO!!!!! To be continued. DUN DUN DUN! (
We see a bunch of unhappy looking people walking in the rain- we close up on a family of three, a mom, a dad, and a boy who looks about 13.
Boy- I'm scared mother!
Mom- Don't be scared my little weinershnitzle, all they are going to do to us is give us a nice tattoo and burn me and your father in a big oven.
Dad- Yes, nothing to be scared about, you are going to be a evil mutant Eric!
Eric- YAY!!!! I've always wanted to be an evil mutant!
The soldiers come and take Eric from his family
Eric- HA HA HA! Let me show you my eeeeevil mutant powers, for one day I will rule the world! Muahahahahahaha!
Soldier- Shut up! *whacks him over the head with a gun*
Eric- Nighty Night! *Passes out*
Close scene.
Lets just skip the whole rouge intro. I don't like her.
Washington DC, 'bout 60 years later
Jean Grey is standing in front of lots 'o mean politicians
Jean- Be nice to us muties! We didn't do anything bad. yet.
Mean Senator Dude- Why??? We're American, we tend to be biased about things. So, HA!
Jean- Well, I guess you are right.
Bar somewhere in Canada
Wolvie- Beat that! You don't have adamantium claws!!! NANA NANA BOO BOO! *spits on bald guy*
Bald Guy- well, I have my super shiny head for defense. see? *bends over so the light reflects off his head* Wolvie- Ahhhh! My eyes you blinded me!!!!
Rouge sitting at the bar
Bartender(to Rouge)- You want something new honey? You're stickin' with water.
Rouge- Sure, I'll have a rum and coke.
Bartender- I'll have to see some ID first.
Rogue- well I uhhh. (points) LOOK A MONKEY!!!!!
Bartender- Where, where??? Hey wait! You forgot your rum and coke!
*Rogue runs out of bar*
Wolverine's trailer
Wolvie hears noise in back, goes to check it out
Wolvie- I think there's someone in the back of my trailer, I'm gonna go check it out! *walks over to back of trailer*
Wolvie- OMG! There is a chick in the back of my truck!
Rogue- Hi! Can I eat all your food and ask you personal questions?
Wolvie- Heck, sure why not!
*we see them get in the car and drive down the road* Wolvie- hey, lets sing a song!!! As I was going over the cork and kerry mountains, I saw captain Farrell, and his money he was countin'. I first produced my pistol.
Rogue- Wait wait wait, what the hell are you singing???
Wolvie- Whiskey in The Jar!
Rogue-Whatever. OMG, ITS SABERTOOTH!
Sabertooth pops out of the bushes Wolvie- I'll take care of it!
ST beats the crap out of Wolverine we see Cyclops(major hottie) and Storm in the backround
Cyclops(in a manly sexy superhero voice)- I'll save you!!!
Storm- and I'll sit here and laugh! HAHAHAHA!
They pull Wolverine and Rogue out of the burning trailer, and they go off to the X-Lair
See what happens next with our heros as they prepare to take on MAGNETO!!!!! To be continued. DUN DUN DUN! (