We see Wolverine lying down on a table and so on and so forth. Jean Grey walks in, does the thing with the needle then.

Wolvie *jumping up*- BOOOOOOOO!!!

Jean- Dammit you scared me!

Wolvie- Oh sorry. Hey, you're hot.

Jean- Whatever. SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolverine runs out of the hospital thang, hears voices, goes upstairs only wearing a leopard spotted thong. ( Runs accidentally-on purpose into Professor X's classroom. *for my spoof I will have professor x speak entirely in espanol.* Xavier- Buenos Dias, Logan, yo soy Charles Xavier, ¿Usted tienen gusto de un poco de desayuno? *good morning, Logan, I'm Charles Xavier, would you like some breakfast*

Wolvie- Where am I?

X- Tu eres en mi colegio para el dotado. Para los mutantes. *you're in my school for the gifted. For mutants.*

Wolvie- Hey, wheels, do you speak English????

X- No, no habla ingles, pero yo soy muy feo y calvo. *no I don't speak English, but I am very ugly and bald.*

Wolvie- Great to know.

Cyclops and Storm walk in.

X- ah, quisiera que usted resolviera Scott Summers, también llamado los cyclops, y Ororo Munroe, también llamado Storm. *I would like you to meet Scott Summers, also called Cyclops, and Ororo Munroe, also called Storm.*

Wolvie- Nice ta meetcha, Scott *sticks out his hand*

Cyclops gives him the eeeeeevil eye, or sunglasses that is.

Wolvie- ooooooookay.

X- ahorraron su vida. *they saved your life*

Jean walks in.

Wolvie- Well, hello there.

Jean- Did I mention you look ridiculous in that thong???

Wolvie- You dig it???

Jean- No, not really, my boyfriend looks way hotter in thongs. Oh, sorry, you were saying something professor?

X- No, es hora para la escena de cerrarse. *no its time for the scene to close*

SCENE CLOSES