Thank you to Bakurafan for the review! You rock!

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Also, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. I don't own Jello. What a shame!

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Once again we join Marik and Bakura on one of their nights out. This time it's 8pm and

they're on their way to a party at Mai Valentine's.

"So why are we going to this party Bakura? You know these people are going to annoy

us" Marik grumbled as he flicked his cigarette out the window.

"I already told you 500 times......because there's free beer."

Marik leaned back and groaned.

"And why are we taking this piece of shit car of yours? It smells like a tomb of a 5000

year old pharaoh."

Bakura rolled his eyes.

"Because the weather guy said it was going to rain tonight. Now please shut your trap,

you are beginning to get on my nerves with your continuous whining."

"grrrrrrr" Marik growled between his teeth as he reached in his pocket to light another

cigarette.

Within a few minutes they arrived at Mai's house. It was a large white Victorian style

home with brick walls surrounding the entire property. Bakura pulled up to the gate and

pressed the intercom button.

""Yo, who's there?" a voice with a thick Brooklyn accent echoed back.

"It's Bakura, open the gate Wheeler"

A buzzer sounded and the gate began to open. Bakura pulled into the driveway of the

extravagant home and parked the car. All the lights in the home were on, and they could

hear music playing loudly. Marik followed Bakura to the front door. They rang the

doorbell and waited for someone to answer it......and they waited.....and waited....and

waited.....and waited. Marik was growing very short on patience.

"Fuck this, let's go to the bar. At least there's no waiting at the door there." he snarled.

"Just settle down, Piss on the door bell; let's just go inside."

Marik followed Bakura through the large white entrance doors and into the foyer.

"It sounds like they are in the livingroom, follow me." Bakura instructed.

"I'll catch up with you in a minute, I must do something first." Marik grinned

mischievously.

"Whatever" Bakura said as he walked away. Marik proceeded to literally piss on the

doorbell, laughing devilishly as he did.

He caught up to Bakura in the livingroom, which was very lavishly furnished.

"We could really have some fun trashing this place 'kura" He whispered to his friend.

"Stop it. You know they'll never invite us to another party again if we do something that

foolish, FREE BEER, remember? Now settle down Ishtar!" Bakura scolded Marik

sharply.

"Hey Bakura....you're looking fine tonight." a sexy female voice purred from behind

them.

"Hello Mai" Bakura smiled "Nice party"

"Where's the beer" Marik interrupted.

"Hello to you too Marik. The beers in the kitchen" Mai said with a smirk on her face.

Marik quickly headed into the kitchen. Bakura gave Mai a sidelong smile.

"You said something about a hot tub on the phone?"

Mai licked her lips and her eyes devoured Bakura's tall slim body.

"Yeah, follow me handsome" she winked.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen...........

"What is a 'Jello shot' Does it hurt?" Marik asked as he held up the little plastic cup with

a blue jiggly substance inside.

"It's just Jello made with booze instead of water, try it, you'll like it" Joey explained.

"How do I do this?" Marik asked curiously.

"Watch me" Joey's little sister Serenity grinned as she downed a shot.

Marik looked a little apprehensive, but held the little plastic cup to his lips and tipped it.

He swallowed the shot without hesitation.

"Hmm..not bad, I'll take a red one this time." Marik said eagerly.

Serenity handed Marik another shot.

//I'll have to take alot of these if I'm gonna get drunk enough to make it through this

night// Marik thought to himself as he tipped the Jello shot to his lips.

Outside, Bakura watched enthusiastically as Mai slipped off her dress, revealing a

sparkling light purple bikini.

Bakura took a deep breath and swallowed hard.

"Ra have mercy" he mumbled under his breath.

Mai smiled and stepped down into the hot tub.

"Your turn Bakura"

Bakura slipped off his leather jacket and tossed it aside. He slowly unbuttoned his shirt

and slid it off.

"I'm waaaaaiting" Mai smiled as she traced her necklace with her finger.

Bakura laughed nervously as he pulled off his t-shirt, exposing his muscular chest.

He tossed his shirt over by his jacket and started uniting his sneakers.

Mai meanwhile poured them both a glass of champagne.

"The night isn't going to last forever handsome" Mai chuckled as she sipped her

champagne.

Bakura kicked off his sneakers and pulled off his jeans, leaving him standing there in his

black silk boxer shorts.

"So are you coming in or what?" Mai said in a seductive tone of voice.

"Definitely" Bakura smiled as he stepped into the hot tub and took a seat next to Mai.

"Mind if I rest my hand on your lap?" Mai purred in his ear

"Maybe" Bakura mused as he sipped his champagne.

"mmm....you smell so nice" Mai sighed as she traced his pectoral muscles with her finger.

"Uh....thank you" Bakura replied nervously. He'd always taken a fancy to Mai, but he'd

never thought about what he'd do if they ever actually got this close.

Mai repositioned herself and straddled herself over Bakura's lap. She rested her hands on

his chest lightly.

"You're very sexy Bakura, do you know that?"

Bakura shook his head, afraid if he opened his mouth drool would pour out of it. Mai

slipped her hand under his boxer shorts and gently traced his manhood with her finger

tips. Bakura gulped loudly

"Um, maybe this isn't such a good idea"

Mai touched her finger lightly on his bottom lip

"I think it's a wonderful idea"

She began to stroke him slowly, causing him to grow very hard.

"Oh Ra no, no no no, you've got to stop now"

Mai slid her thumbs into her bikini bottom and slipped it down her legs slowly. Than she

untied her top and flung it aside. She took Bakura's hands and placed them on her breasts.

Bakura closed his eyes.

"I'm only fucking human for Ra's sake"

***

Back in the house, Marik had managed to drink himself into a drunken stupor. He was

wandering around room too room asking where Bakura was. He could barely see straight

anymore. His vision was blurry and his head was spinning.

"Marik? Marik Ishtar?" a familiar voice questioned from off to his right. He turned as

was met by a pair, rather 4..no 2...of stunning green eyes.

"Cawi? Is dat'chu?" he slurred.

"Yeah, it's me....damn, you're blitzed arn't you!" she chuckled as she wrapped her arms

around him.

Marik giggled goofily as he relaxed in her arms.

"Here, let's find us a place to sit down" Cari smiled as she lead him to the couch. Marik

cuddled up to her and rested his cheek on her shoulder

"I dun feel s'goot" Marik groaned.

Cari stroked his soft blond hair and held him close. She put him completely at ease, and

soon there after, he passed out on her lap.

Seto Kaiba, who had spent most of the night engaging in chess matches with numerous

party goers, noticed Cari on the couch with Marik and made his way over to them.

"Cari?" He asked curiously.

"Seto? No way! Is that really you! Holy o'shit! Damn you got tall!" she said cheerfully.

"You've grown quite a lot yourself. What are you doing here?" Seto asked as he sat down

on the arm of the couch next to her.

"Mai's a good friend of mine, though I haven't seen her all fucking night! You know

where the hell she's at?" Cari ask Seto.

Seto shrugged his shoulders

"No clue, last I saw her she was doing Jello shots with that Duke Devin guy, but that was

hours ago."

"Hmm, weird" Cari mused.

Seto looked at Cari with a curious eye.

"So how's your family?" he asked.

Cari shrugged her shoulders.

"No clue.....I ran away when I was 16. I've been on my own ever since"

Seto shook his head

"That bad?"

Cari nodded adamantly.

"I'm sorry to hear that, out of all the cousins on my step fathers side, I always liked you

the most."

Cari smiled warmly and rubbed Seto's leg with her hand brisky.

"I always liked you Seto.....hey, where's that cute little brother of yours?"

"He's at home with the sitter.....I didn't think he belonged at a party like this one"

Cari nodded in agreement as she glanced at the half naked bodies of Tristan Taylor and

Tea Gardener making out fiercely on the opposite couch.

"Good call" she chuckled as she softly stroked Mariks hair.

Seto looked down at her hand on Marik's hair and cocked his head

"So what's the deal between you and him?" he asked.

Cari shrugged her shoulders

"I dunno, we've gone out a few times, but it's never been anything serious."

"I see" Seto nodded as he got to his feet. "I'm going to go get myself a drink, would you

care for anything?"

"I'll take a soda.......thanks Seto"

Seto walked off and disappeared into the kitchen without another word. Marik let out a

small groan. Cari rubbed his warm shoulder and leaned down to talk to him

"You okay sweety?" she asked.

Marik hiccuped as he snuggled closer to her.

Cari chuckled lightly and reached into her jacket for her cigarettes.

Marik started coming to as she fumbled around in her pocket.

"I tink.....fuck....I....got-to-to barf" he groaned.

"Okay, I'll help you to the bathroom." she said quickly as she helped him to his feet. He

leaned his body against hers as she lead him to the bathroom.

"I dun wat you to see dis" Marik protested drunkenly.

"Whatever....I'll wait outside the door" she laughed as she closed the bathroom door.

Seto joined her outside the bathroom door shortly after. He handed her a soda and

grinned.

"Somebody do too many Jello shots?" he snickered.

"I think so....hey, thanks for the soda Seto" Cari replied.

Seto nodded his head "Anytime Cari. So how long have you been in Domino?"

"Only a few months. I came hear because I heard this is where all the action is." she

giggled.

"Of course, still the same thrill seeker you were as a child. I should have known. So

where are you working?"

"South Point" Cari said without hesitation.

Seto's eyes grew huge.

"The strip club? Cari Kaiba! That place is dangerous!"

Cari shrugged her shoulders

"I know, but I'm tough. Besides, I don't have any kind of skills other than dancing."

Seto shook his head adamantly

"I know that isn't true Cari. Monday morning you come down to Kaiba Corps and I'll

hook you up with a better job. At least you won't have to exploit yourself at my company

just to pay your bills, got that?"

Cari's jaw dropped. She couldn't believe he'd just offered her a job at Kaiba Corps!

"Seto, my gosh......I just don't know how to thank you!" She threw her arms around him

tightly

"You're the best cousin in the world! I love you!" she squealed.

Just as she pulled away, Marik came out of the bathroom. He looked very pale and sickly.

"Cari.....can you take me home?" he pleaded in a whiney voice.

"I would if I had a car.....I had a cab drop me off here." she sighed.

"I'll have my limo driver take you both there, it's right out front. I'll let my chauffeur

know and all you'll have to do is give him directions." Seto smiled.

Cari's eyes sparkled with thankfulness.

"Oh Seto, you're so sweet! Thank you! I'll see you Monday, right?"

"Of course" Seto nodded as he walked away.

Cari lead Marik out to the long black limo parked outside and helped him in. They told

the driver where to go and within minutes they were infront of Mariks' house. Cari

helped him up the stairs and into the house.

"My room is upstairs, mind helping me up there?" Marik ask sweetly.

Cari helped him upstairs and into his room. Marik sat on his bed and sighed.

"What a night"

Cari chuckled and began to walk back out.

"Hey, wait a minute.....come back here" Marik yelled.

Cari walked back in with a quizzical look on her face

"What?"

Marik bit his lip and patted the bed next to him.

"Sit?" he asked.

Cari sat next to him him without another word.

"Thank you" Marik said as he stared at the floor.

Cari smiled brightly

"Hey, you're a good shit. Anytime you need something, don't be afraid to ask."

Marik nodded his head as he looked up into her dazzling green eyes.

"Are you seeing Kaiba?" he asked coyly.

Cari burst out laughing

"Hell no Marik! He's my cousin! Maybe that's acceptable in Egypt, but NOT in

America!"

Marik screwed up his face and shook his head

"Uh.no.....it's not acceptable in my homeland either."

Cari giggled and put her hand over Marik's. They both sat in silence for a few minutes

until Cari sudden jumped up.

"Oh shit! I better go, the limo guy is waiting for me out front!"

Marik hung his head sadly.

"Really? I was hoping you would stay with me tonight."

"Well......um...I could do that. But, uh..I don't really think you're in any shape to, you

know..fuck?" she stated bluntly.

Marik grinned slightly and shook his head.

"No no no, not for that. I would just like it if you stayed with me; no sex....unless you

want it." he winked.

Cari was visibly surprised. She nodded her head yes and than excused herself to go tell

the chauffeur he could leave. When she came back up to Marik's room, he was still

sitting on the bed.

"Cari? Could you help me get undressed and into bed?" He grinned.

*******

Back at Mai's house, Bakura watched as Mai stepped out of the hottub. The droplets of

water that covered her body glistened in the faint light of the full moon.

"I'll see you inside bad boy" she winked after she pulled her dress over her head.

Bakura let out a long sigh as he relaxed in the hot tub. Mai had completely worn him out.

He slowly pulled himself up out of the warm water and dryed himself off. He pulled on

his clothes and made his way back inside the house.

"Bakura! Hey man! Care to try a Jello shot?" Joey exclaimed as Bakura entered through

the patio doors.

Bakura raised an eyebrow and looked curiously over the little plastic cup with a jiggly

blue substance in Joey's hand.

"A Jello shot? What's that? Does it hurt?"

Suddenly, a loud voice could be heard yelling over the music.

"Hey! What the hell happened to the doorbell!"