DD: *Hanging around for something. Someone finally enters* I Didn't I say
for you to come 5 minutes ago, Lee-san?
General Lee: Hai, gomen nasai, Hayley-chan.
DD: Don't worry 'bout it. At least you came. Arigatou.
Lee: *Bows slightly*
DD: You can speak in English y'know.
Lee: As long as I can use both languages.
DD: Sugoi.
Lee: Indeed...
DD: So, can you do the disclaimer for this very special fic?
General Lee: Hai, of course.
DD: Ganbette yo.
Lee: Hayley-chan does not own Yugioh. It is the proud creation of Kazuki Takahashi-san. Now, san, ni, ichi, let's go! *Runs off holding his stick in the air*
DD: Likes his action, dunn'e? *Goes after him*
(Note: # - Different part of the level)
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* Lee appears infront of 100 contestants, with the Yugioh cast sat behind the extras. Lee is explaining the rules of the 'game'*
Kaiba: Is this guy for real?!
DD: *Whacks Kaiba round the head with a frying pan* Don't diss the general!
Kaiba: X_x
Lee: ...Now you know the rules, so go forth and get creamed!
Contestants: YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
Lee: Egai! *Blows whistle and the Yugioh cast tramples over the extras*
YGO cast: *yelling*
Lee: *sigh* -_-;;;
DD: Li-san?
Lee: Hai?
DD: What does egai mean anyway?
Lee: Well, to be honest, I don't know.
DD: Oh well. * Runs off after the others*
=The Slippery Wall=
*The contestants run towards the wall*
Yugi: *Jumping forward to get to the rope* I can't reach! Wait a minute...oh Hayley...
DD: *Runs up to Yugi* ^_^ Yes, Yugi-kun?
Yugi: Will you help me up the wall pweez? *Does puppy-dog eyes*
DD: Of course! ^_^ *Pushes Yugi up to reach the rope*
Sierra: Bet ya enjoyed that, didn't ya? ^_~
DD: ¬.¬ No I didn't!
Sierra: ^_^ Whatever...
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*The Paradox Brothers (DD: Which one's the gay one? I forgot... ~_~;;;) are trying to get up the wall*
Para: No, I should go up first!
Dox: But I am better than you!
Para: We are exactly the same though!
Dox: But I'm older!
Para: That was never proved! (DD: O_o)
*This goes on a bit, and it the same for Lumus and Umbra. The all end up making complete asses of themselves tho' ^_^*
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Yami: I'm not doing it!
DD: Pweez, Yami? For me?
Yami: But I'm Pharaoh!
DD: I don't care if you're the present king! You're still goin' thru to the next round!
Yami: *sigh* All right... *Gets a card out of his pocket* DARK MAGICIAN!!
DM: *Appears* Hai, Pharaoh Atem?
Yami: Give me and Hayley a lift, would you?
DM: Sure. *Picks up DD and Yami and flies over the wall, avoiding the water*
DD: Thanx! *Hugs Yami*
Yami: O.O Err, no problem...
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Marik: *In a huff* Why does the Pharaoh get to glide over when I don't?
Malik: You could just summon a monster, you know.
Marik: Oh yeah... ~_~;;; *Holds up a card* I summon erm... what cards do I have in my deck?
Malik: -_-;;; Dumbass.
Marik: I know! *Holds out Millennium Rod and possesses Yami's Dark Magician. It takes Marik and Malik over the slippery wall*
Yami: *From the other side of the wall* YOU GIVE MAHADO BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!
Marik: *sigh* Alright... *Unpossesses the Dark Magician*
Malik: Ow! He was still holding onto me!
Marik: Don't you think I didn't know that? *Sticks his tongue out at him and runs off*
Malik: *Takes the cover off the Millennium Rod to reveal the dagger and chases after him* I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Yami: Oooh, this I've GOT to see! *Goes after them*
DD: -_-;;; Oh well. *Goes off to stalk General Lee*
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Lee: *Helping Tea up the wall* You could do with losing some weight you know!!
Tea: . Hey!
DD: Walks round the other side of the wall* What are you doing Lee-san?!
Lee: Helping someone in need.
DD: She don't need help she needs a miracle! *Drags Lee off and Tea crashes to the ground in a cleverly placed puddle of stagnant water and possible slurry* Where'd that puddle of mud come from?
Lee: Apparently from a pig farm in southern Japan.
DD: Aaahh... *Keeps dragging Lee off*
Lee: -_-;;; Why don't you chase Yami or Yugi?
DD: 'Cause I chase them all the time. Today's your lucky day! ^_~
Lee: Great...
Sierra: *Turns up out of nowhere* You'll get used to it y'know.
DD: When did you get thru?!
Sierra: I nicked your Harpy's Brother*
DD: God damn you.
#
*Half an hour later, 88 unlucky saps had gotten thru to the next round. NO TEA!!! WOOOOO!!! (DD: Notice how Kaiba didn't get a mention? He got thru, so dun worry, the best bit is soon to come. *Thinks evil thoughts* Everyone: O_o)*
=Honeycomb Maze=
DD: *Grabbing General Lee by the arm* Pweeeez don't make me go in there!!
Lee: It's the rules though.
DD: But Oniji, Strong and Animal are scary!!
Lee: *sigh* Why are you doing Takeshi's Castle then?!
DD: To see you! ^_^
Lee: -_-;;; Fine, you can help. OK?
DD: Yay! *Runs off*
Lee: ô_o I don't want to know. OK!! FIRST CONTESTANT!!! *Joey appears*
Joey: Yo Lee! Gimme five!
Lee: *Whacks him on the head with his stick?* Just get on with it!
Joey: Fine. *Goes into the maze* Gets thru the first couple of doors, then runs into Animal* Am I supposed to be afraid of you?
Animal: *Smirking* You will be.
*5 minutes later Joey comes out of the maze, almost completely covered in black and looking like he'd had a run in with a very nasty lawnmower. He walks off a bit then falls over*
Lee: -_-;;; That went well.
DD: *Comes back in an outfit the same as Lee's* Hi! ^_^
Lee: So that's why you ran off.
DD: You likey?
Lee: You have a great taste in outfits!
DD: #^_^#
Lee: Will you do the honours?
DD: Sure! NEXT CONTESTANT!!! *Tea appears* NANI??!! -_-;;; *Shoves her in the maze* Just get out of my site. Eww, I'll have to wash for a week now...
*Tea enters the maze and starts running around thru any door. Eventually she runs thru a door leading to water. Before she falls she's grabbed by the back of her top by Oniji, who pulls her up*
Tea: Arigatou, Oniji-san.
Oniji: Who said I'd let you go? *Blackens her face then drops her into the water*
DD: *Celebrating* WOOOO!!!
Lee: Next?
DD: ~_~;;; Oh, right. NEXT ONE!!! *Sierra appears*
Sierra: Hey, how come you get to help and I don't?!
DD: Because _I'm_ special. ^_^
Sierra: -_-;;; Suckup.
Lee: Just go.
Sierra: Whatever. *Runs into the maze and gets through most of the doors easily, then runs into Animal* You don't look so tough.
Animal: Is that a challenge?
Sierra: Hell ya! *Points into the air* Look! Godzilla is heading for Tokyo again!
Animal: Where? *Looks around*
Sierra: *Runs by him* Gotcha! *Gets out of maze*
DD: Hmm, I wonder where Oniji and Strong where?
Lee: Who cares?
Oniji and Strong: *In the distance running away* GODZILLA IS COMING!! AAARRGGHH!!!!
DD: -_-;;; Is Animal the only one who realised that was a joke?
Animal: *Chasing after Sierra* I KILL YOU!!!!
Sierra: *Running away* ^_^;;; At least I'm through...if I survive...
DD: ~_~;;; Bizarre.
Lee: -_-;;; I'll say.
DD: Next one for the slaughterhouse!!! *Kaiba walks down the ramp as casually as possible* Are you for real?!
Kaiba: I'm trying to maintain my dignity.
DD: You ain't got any.
Kaiba: V.V I'll ignore that.
Lee: Can we get on with it please Hayley-chan?
DD: ^_^ Of course Lee-san! *Shoves Kaiba into the maze*
Kaiba: There's no way I'm doing this! *Tries to opens the door to leave but it's locked* Damn. *Goes thru a few doors, then finds out he's run into Animal (DD: Like all the others -_-;;;)*
Animal: Are you ready for some fun?
Kaiba: No, but I get the feeling I don't have a choice.
Animal: My my, you are smart aren't you? *Grabs Kaiba and blackens him*
Kaiba: Get this stuff off me immediately!
Animal: As you wish... *Drags him to a door with water on the other side and dunks his head under* Let's hope you can hold your breath, bub. *Starts laughing manically, then pulls Kaiba up after about 30 secs*
Kaiba: *Gasping* Get the hell offa me!
Animal: Aww, but there's still black on you. *Pushes his head under again for longer*
Kaiba: X_x
Animal: *Drags his body out of the maze and dumps it where Joey's and Tea's (?) bodies are lying* Ahh, another successful day!
#
*After that round, only 65 happy wappy Jappy chappies got thru (DD: Unlucky them). As you can see, Yugi and Yami weren't mentioned. After persuading Lee-san, they got thru without Animal bothering them ^_^*
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DD: Well, that's as far as the first chapter goes. I'll only continue if you review.
Lee: How can people resist reviewing this fanfic?
DD: -_-;;; Like they do with my serious ones. 10 reviews for 5 chapters, it's pathetic!
Lee: ~_~ At least I'm here.
DD: ^_^ Yeah!! *Hugs him*
Lee: ~_~;;; Don't forget to review for Hayley-chan!
DD: I want at least 5 reviews, kay? See ya!
General Lee: Hai, gomen nasai, Hayley-chan.
DD: Don't worry 'bout it. At least you came. Arigatou.
Lee: *Bows slightly*
DD: You can speak in English y'know.
Lee: As long as I can use both languages.
DD: Sugoi.
Lee: Indeed...
DD: So, can you do the disclaimer for this very special fic?
General Lee: Hai, of course.
DD: Ganbette yo.
Lee: Hayley-chan does not own Yugioh. It is the proud creation of Kazuki Takahashi-san. Now, san, ni, ichi, let's go! *Runs off holding his stick in the air*
DD: Likes his action, dunn'e? *Goes after him*
(Note: # - Different part of the level)
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* Lee appears infront of 100 contestants, with the Yugioh cast sat behind the extras. Lee is explaining the rules of the 'game'*
Kaiba: Is this guy for real?!
DD: *Whacks Kaiba round the head with a frying pan* Don't diss the general!
Kaiba: X_x
Lee: ...Now you know the rules, so go forth and get creamed!
Contestants: YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
Lee: Egai! *Blows whistle and the Yugioh cast tramples over the extras*
YGO cast: *yelling*
Lee: *sigh* -_-;;;
DD: Li-san?
Lee: Hai?
DD: What does egai mean anyway?
Lee: Well, to be honest, I don't know.
DD: Oh well. * Runs off after the others*
=The Slippery Wall=
*The contestants run towards the wall*
Yugi: *Jumping forward to get to the rope* I can't reach! Wait a minute...oh Hayley...
DD: *Runs up to Yugi* ^_^ Yes, Yugi-kun?
Yugi: Will you help me up the wall pweez? *Does puppy-dog eyes*
DD: Of course! ^_^ *Pushes Yugi up to reach the rope*
Sierra: Bet ya enjoyed that, didn't ya? ^_~
DD: ¬.¬ No I didn't!
Sierra: ^_^ Whatever...
#
*The Paradox Brothers (DD: Which one's the gay one? I forgot... ~_~;;;) are trying to get up the wall*
Para: No, I should go up first!
Dox: But I am better than you!
Para: We are exactly the same though!
Dox: But I'm older!
Para: That was never proved! (DD: O_o)
*This goes on a bit, and it the same for Lumus and Umbra. The all end up making complete asses of themselves tho' ^_^*
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Yami: I'm not doing it!
DD: Pweez, Yami? For me?
Yami: But I'm Pharaoh!
DD: I don't care if you're the present king! You're still goin' thru to the next round!
Yami: *sigh* All right... *Gets a card out of his pocket* DARK MAGICIAN!!
DM: *Appears* Hai, Pharaoh Atem?
Yami: Give me and Hayley a lift, would you?
DM: Sure. *Picks up DD and Yami and flies over the wall, avoiding the water*
DD: Thanx! *Hugs Yami*
Yami: O.O Err, no problem...
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Marik: *In a huff* Why does the Pharaoh get to glide over when I don't?
Malik: You could just summon a monster, you know.
Marik: Oh yeah... ~_~;;; *Holds up a card* I summon erm... what cards do I have in my deck?
Malik: -_-;;; Dumbass.
Marik: I know! *Holds out Millennium Rod and possesses Yami's Dark Magician. It takes Marik and Malik over the slippery wall*
Yami: *From the other side of the wall* YOU GIVE MAHADO BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!
Marik: *sigh* Alright... *Unpossesses the Dark Magician*
Malik: Ow! He was still holding onto me!
Marik: Don't you think I didn't know that? *Sticks his tongue out at him and runs off*
Malik: *Takes the cover off the Millennium Rod to reveal the dagger and chases after him* I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Yami: Oooh, this I've GOT to see! *Goes after them*
DD: -_-;;; Oh well. *Goes off to stalk General Lee*
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Lee: *Helping Tea up the wall* You could do with losing some weight you know!!
Tea: . Hey!
DD: Walks round the other side of the wall* What are you doing Lee-san?!
Lee: Helping someone in need.
DD: She don't need help she needs a miracle! *Drags Lee off and Tea crashes to the ground in a cleverly placed puddle of stagnant water and possible slurry* Where'd that puddle of mud come from?
Lee: Apparently from a pig farm in southern Japan.
DD: Aaahh... *Keeps dragging Lee off*
Lee: -_-;;; Why don't you chase Yami or Yugi?
DD: 'Cause I chase them all the time. Today's your lucky day! ^_~
Lee: Great...
Sierra: *Turns up out of nowhere* You'll get used to it y'know.
DD: When did you get thru?!
Sierra: I nicked your Harpy's Brother*
DD: God damn you.
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*Half an hour later, 88 unlucky saps had gotten thru to the next round. NO TEA!!! WOOOOO!!! (DD: Notice how Kaiba didn't get a mention? He got thru, so dun worry, the best bit is soon to come. *Thinks evil thoughts* Everyone: O_o)*
=Honeycomb Maze=
DD: *Grabbing General Lee by the arm* Pweeeez don't make me go in there!!
Lee: It's the rules though.
DD: But Oniji, Strong and Animal are scary!!
Lee: *sigh* Why are you doing Takeshi's Castle then?!
DD: To see you! ^_^
Lee: -_-;;; Fine, you can help. OK?
DD: Yay! *Runs off*
Lee: ô_o I don't want to know. OK!! FIRST CONTESTANT!!! *Joey appears*
Joey: Yo Lee! Gimme five!
Lee: *Whacks him on the head with his stick?* Just get on with it!
Joey: Fine. *Goes into the maze* Gets thru the first couple of doors, then runs into Animal* Am I supposed to be afraid of you?
Animal: *Smirking* You will be.
*5 minutes later Joey comes out of the maze, almost completely covered in black and looking like he'd had a run in with a very nasty lawnmower. He walks off a bit then falls over*
Lee: -_-;;; That went well.
DD: *Comes back in an outfit the same as Lee's* Hi! ^_^
Lee: So that's why you ran off.
DD: You likey?
Lee: You have a great taste in outfits!
DD: #^_^#
Lee: Will you do the honours?
DD: Sure! NEXT CONTESTANT!!! *Tea appears* NANI??!! -_-;;; *Shoves her in the maze* Just get out of my site. Eww, I'll have to wash for a week now...
*Tea enters the maze and starts running around thru any door. Eventually she runs thru a door leading to water. Before she falls she's grabbed by the back of her top by Oniji, who pulls her up*
Tea: Arigatou, Oniji-san.
Oniji: Who said I'd let you go? *Blackens her face then drops her into the water*
DD: *Celebrating* WOOOO!!!
Lee: Next?
DD: ~_~;;; Oh, right. NEXT ONE!!! *Sierra appears*
Sierra: Hey, how come you get to help and I don't?!
DD: Because _I'm_ special. ^_^
Sierra: -_-;;; Suckup.
Lee: Just go.
Sierra: Whatever. *Runs into the maze and gets through most of the doors easily, then runs into Animal* You don't look so tough.
Animal: Is that a challenge?
Sierra: Hell ya! *Points into the air* Look! Godzilla is heading for Tokyo again!
Animal: Where? *Looks around*
Sierra: *Runs by him* Gotcha! *Gets out of maze*
DD: Hmm, I wonder where Oniji and Strong where?
Lee: Who cares?
Oniji and Strong: *In the distance running away* GODZILLA IS COMING!! AAARRGGHH!!!!
DD: -_-;;; Is Animal the only one who realised that was a joke?
Animal: *Chasing after Sierra* I KILL YOU!!!!
Sierra: *Running away* ^_^;;; At least I'm through...if I survive...
DD: ~_~;;; Bizarre.
Lee: -_-;;; I'll say.
DD: Next one for the slaughterhouse!!! *Kaiba walks down the ramp as casually as possible* Are you for real?!
Kaiba: I'm trying to maintain my dignity.
DD: You ain't got any.
Kaiba: V.V I'll ignore that.
Lee: Can we get on with it please Hayley-chan?
DD: ^_^ Of course Lee-san! *Shoves Kaiba into the maze*
Kaiba: There's no way I'm doing this! *Tries to opens the door to leave but it's locked* Damn. *Goes thru a few doors, then finds out he's run into Animal (DD: Like all the others -_-;;;)*
Animal: Are you ready for some fun?
Kaiba: No, but I get the feeling I don't have a choice.
Animal: My my, you are smart aren't you? *Grabs Kaiba and blackens him*
Kaiba: Get this stuff off me immediately!
Animal: As you wish... *Drags him to a door with water on the other side and dunks his head under* Let's hope you can hold your breath, bub. *Starts laughing manically, then pulls Kaiba up after about 30 secs*
Kaiba: *Gasping* Get the hell offa me!
Animal: Aww, but there's still black on you. *Pushes his head under again for longer*
Kaiba: X_x
Animal: *Drags his body out of the maze and dumps it where Joey's and Tea's (?) bodies are lying* Ahh, another successful day!
#
*After that round, only 65 happy wappy Jappy chappies got thru (DD: Unlucky them). As you can see, Yugi and Yami weren't mentioned. After persuading Lee-san, they got thru without Animal bothering them ^_^*
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DD: Well, that's as far as the first chapter goes. I'll only continue if you review.
Lee: How can people resist reviewing this fanfic?
DD: -_-;;; Like they do with my serious ones. 10 reviews for 5 chapters, it's pathetic!
Lee: ~_~ At least I'm here.
DD: ^_^ Yeah!! *Hugs him*
Lee: ~_~;;; Don't forget to review for Hayley-chan!
DD: I want at least 5 reviews, kay? See ya!