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Chapter four, Dinner

At dinner that night, just before Butler was going to the kitchen to make dinner, Laura Jean said, or thought @Artemis, I'm a vegetarian.@ *Don't worry about it.* "Butler, don't worry, we'll get dinner tonight." Artemis said, and then Butler leaned I close to his charges ear and said "Are you trying to impress your little friend?" Artemis merely rolled his eyes, but butler knew the look he shot him, he liked this girl- a lot.

*What else can you do?* @The Mesmer, levitation, mind reading, I also bend spoons, start fires with my mind and I have fairy intuition-it's never wrong. @ @What about pizza? @ she thought suddenly. *Ordering pizza? I thought we were making food tonight, not ordering out.* @I didn't even imply ordering, I mean home made pizza. @ and with that he went into the pantry and got out the ingredients. We made one Hawaiian pizza (minus the ham) and one pepperoni. Then she made a salad and breadsticks.

"Mmm, who know my little Arty and his little friend would turn into such good cooks." Artemis' father said that night. *Thank you, thank you, my adoring fans, no applause, just send money.* "I second that." Butler said. "Me too, say, who's idea was it to have Italian?" "LJs" he said without hesitation. "Hmmm. But as far as I know, she doesn't talk." She mouthed to Artemis. "She can sign, mother." "Yes, I forgot." Apparently unconvinced.