Disclaimer: I don't own, and don't claim to. End of story. Don't sue. Fowl is Eions, and friends in low places are Garth Brooks and the other song, I'm not sure who sings it but it's not mine.

Chapter seven, The ride to the mall

@Sit back, Artemis I'm driving this time. @ *OK* She turned on the radio to country and mentally started singing along, obviously she had sung this song before or he couldn't have heard it.

"Last one to know, I was the last one to show, Was the last one you'd thought you'd see there, I showed up in boots, And ruined your black tie affair, I saw the surprise, And the fear in his eyes, When I took his glass of Champaign, And I toasted you, Said honey we maybe through, But you'll never hear me complaining, 'Cuz I got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns, and the beer chases my blues away."

Click.

*What's up with your scrunchies? * She had worn the same type of scrunchies every day, but she seemed to have one of every color. @Well, the orange one, it's the last thing my mother gave me before Erin was born, after that, she hated me for defending her. And the blue was from Kate before I left. The rest I picked up here and there. @

Click. Click. Click. Click.

Then a song came on, with Laura singing along, and I was not paying attention until- "imagine this; get a phone call from Regis. Says do you want to be a millionaire, I go on his show and win with two life lines to spare, Now picture this, Act like nothing ever happened, Keep all my money in a coffee can, I been given more than Regis ever gave, I was a dead man and was called to come out of my grave.

*More than Regis' ever given away? Given? Dead man?* he pondered not meaning to talk to LJ. @Yes, silly, he's talking about he found Jesus. Tomorrow's Sunday, be up at six@ *Uh, OK.*

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