So here she was. Standing in front of hundreds of girls and boys just like
herself, only she was different. They had all come here when they were 11.
They were all meant to be here. She. . .was not quite sure what the hell
she was doing here.
Time passed as an old man stood up and talked to the school, mainly about her, until it was finally time for her to be sorted. (Ten bucks to whoever can guess what house she'll be placed in.)
Mary Sue was worried. The professors had been nice enough to tell her some background information about the school. The founders and their houses. . . but she was worried that there would be no house that she would fall under, I mean, it's not like she has any good qualities like BRAINS or COURAGE. She was just plain old Mary Sue. (Oxymoron!)
She was led to a stool and the Sorting Hat was placed on her head. The room disappeared from her eyes as the hat, which was much too big for her, obscured her vision. (Of course, she was still able to manage looking attractive despite all this.)
[Insert space where the Sorting Hat is absolutely overloaded with where to put this absolutely genius and perfect girl. Don't forget, he must also mention Slytherin because she is so ambitious though the reader knows she would just get beat up if that whiney little brat ever set foot in those dungeons. Pause. Pause. Pause. Mary Sue is placed in Gryffindor and the whole Gryffindor Table is cheering because they obviously wanted this pompous little American idiot in their House to bring them honour and love.]
Mary Sue sighed a sigh of relief. The hat had been able to find a place for her after all! She turned and thanked the hat and set off to her Table where people were now proceeding to eat.
The table was crowded but she managed to find an empty seat next to a rather pretty looking (but no where near as pretty as Mary Sue herself) girl.
"Mind if I sit here?" Mary Sue asked so politely that you would want to slap her.
The girl looked up and by some miracle worked by Mary Sue's charm knew at once she wanted to be best friends with this girl.
"Of course!" She smiled.
"I'm Mary Sue," Mary Sue said, ready to share her whole life story with the girl. She knew they were going to be best friends. After all, this girl looked very pretty and popular, and if she had popular friends, then she too would be able to become popular here at Hogwarts! (Who would've thought?)
"I'm Alice Longbottom," the girl said. Though it is years before she would've even married Frank Longbottom, she still manages to have this last name.
"Pleasure to meet you, I'm Mary Sue! Do you want to be my best friend?" Mary Sue said in a very peppy manner.
"Of course!" Alice smiled back. Again.
[More preppy friendship moments here.]
Mary Sue was soon able to win over all the people who were sitting around her. She was an instant success! Who knew making friends could be so easy? She felt like she had known them forever.
The time to go to bed now came and the Gryffindors made their way up to their Common Room. Mary Sue caught a glance over at four boys on the other side of the Common Room. She couldn't help but smile as one of them winked at her before the group made its way up the stairs to their dormitory.
"Who are they?" Mary Sue asked, turning to her newly made best friend Alice.
"The Marauders," Alice said. (Yes. She just called them the Marauders. No one finding it odd that only they were supposed to call each other that?)
Mary Sue nodded all-knowingly as Alice and her got into their dormitory. She picked out her bed and laid down.
Whoever those boys were she definitely was going to make friends with them. She knew already she liked them. Life at Hogwarts was going to be great. Magic. Romance. What a thrill.
A/N:
I promise it will be more detailed soon! *Hands out cookies in another attempt to suck up.*
Time passed as an old man stood up and talked to the school, mainly about her, until it was finally time for her to be sorted. (Ten bucks to whoever can guess what house she'll be placed in.)
Mary Sue was worried. The professors had been nice enough to tell her some background information about the school. The founders and their houses. . . but she was worried that there would be no house that she would fall under, I mean, it's not like she has any good qualities like BRAINS or COURAGE. She was just plain old Mary Sue. (Oxymoron!)
She was led to a stool and the Sorting Hat was placed on her head. The room disappeared from her eyes as the hat, which was much too big for her, obscured her vision. (Of course, she was still able to manage looking attractive despite all this.)
[Insert space where the Sorting Hat is absolutely overloaded with where to put this absolutely genius and perfect girl. Don't forget, he must also mention Slytherin because she is so ambitious though the reader knows she would just get beat up if that whiney little brat ever set foot in those dungeons. Pause. Pause. Pause. Mary Sue is placed in Gryffindor and the whole Gryffindor Table is cheering because they obviously wanted this pompous little American idiot in their House to bring them honour and love.]
Mary Sue sighed a sigh of relief. The hat had been able to find a place for her after all! She turned and thanked the hat and set off to her Table where people were now proceeding to eat.
The table was crowded but she managed to find an empty seat next to a rather pretty looking (but no where near as pretty as Mary Sue herself) girl.
"Mind if I sit here?" Mary Sue asked so politely that you would want to slap her.
The girl looked up and by some miracle worked by Mary Sue's charm knew at once she wanted to be best friends with this girl.
"Of course!" She smiled.
"I'm Mary Sue," Mary Sue said, ready to share her whole life story with the girl. She knew they were going to be best friends. After all, this girl looked very pretty and popular, and if she had popular friends, then she too would be able to become popular here at Hogwarts! (Who would've thought?)
"I'm Alice Longbottom," the girl said. Though it is years before she would've even married Frank Longbottom, she still manages to have this last name.
"Pleasure to meet you, I'm Mary Sue! Do you want to be my best friend?" Mary Sue said in a very peppy manner.
"Of course!" Alice smiled back. Again.
[More preppy friendship moments here.]
Mary Sue was soon able to win over all the people who were sitting around her. She was an instant success! Who knew making friends could be so easy? She felt like she had known them forever.
The time to go to bed now came and the Gryffindors made their way up to their Common Room. Mary Sue caught a glance over at four boys on the other side of the Common Room. She couldn't help but smile as one of them winked at her before the group made its way up the stairs to their dormitory.
"Who are they?" Mary Sue asked, turning to her newly made best friend Alice.
"The Marauders," Alice said. (Yes. She just called them the Marauders. No one finding it odd that only they were supposed to call each other that?)
Mary Sue nodded all-knowingly as Alice and her got into their dormitory. She picked out her bed and laid down.
Whoever those boys were she definitely was going to make friends with them. She knew already she liked them. Life at Hogwarts was going to be great. Magic. Romance. What a thrill.
A/N:
I promise it will be more detailed soon! *Hands out cookies in another attempt to suck up.*