WIZ FRIENDS CHATROOM
Sexyblondboy15: This internet thing is awesome. I would never have though I would like something so "muggle." I'm buying all my school supplies online this year. Even Olivanders has an online catalogue.
Pearlywhites: Hi, blond! I know, it's great. I'm bidding on a signed first edition of Hogwarts a History on Ebay.
Sexyblondboy15: and there's all these restricted dark arts texts online! Very interesting…theoretically.
Pearlywhites: I use the internet to study over the holidays too! I also spend a lot of time reading wizard fanfic.
Sexyblondboy15: What's fan…fanfic?
Pearlywhites: Muggles write about us witches and wizards. They may be ordinary muggles, but some of them are pretty twisted…I mean, they love Draco.
Sexyblondboy15: Draco? What's wrong with m…Draco?
Pearlywhites: Are you kidding, don't tell me you're another Slytherin fancier!
Sexyblondboy15: What…he's rich and mysterious…
Pearlywhites: and a greasy-haired ferret-faced git who…
Sexyblondboy15: has powerful dark connections.
Pearlywhites: AKA his daddy, who he tattles to all the time, the spoiled…
Sexyblondboy15: Why shouldn't he take advantage of it? I would if I were him. Having a parent who's a DE has…I mean would have its advantages.
Pearlywhites: like dinner parties with LV, and Dark Arts summer school, and…
Sexyblondboy15: LOL Seriously, no one messes with him, the teaches are afraid not to give him top marks.
Pearlywhites: And he pays to be on the Quidditch team.
Sexyblondboy15: What!! He's an awesome seeker!
Pearlywhites: You mean if he ever actually caught the snitch. You must admit HP is the best seeker ever. He flies circles and figure eights and whirling cartwheels around Mr. If-only-my-skills-matched-the-price-of-my-broom-Malfoy.
Sexyblondboy15 has signed off.