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Chapter ten, Erin's Uncle

"Oh my gosh." Foally said, hunched over one of his precious computers. "Holly, Root!" "Foally, this better not be a wild goose chase." Root said. "What is it?" "Oh no sir, remember when I told you about my brothers changeling? Well, I was checking on Fowls place and guess who I see? Her! I also see the daughter of the woman she was paired with. Also, I can tell what there're thinking, because both have that tiny piece of metal that we paid sixty pounds of gold for. Well, it seems as though they communicate telepathically. Fowl is much gentler now, the other day we caught him playing patty cake with Erin a few days ago, and LJ, or so she's called and the Fowl boy played with puppies at the mall for almost two hours two days ago, and it seems as though my niece in law is in love with him. Oh yes, and the Fowl boy is saved." "Oh my gosh." "I AM UNCLE THE OF FOWLS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!" Foally screamed. "Oh my gosh." Holly repeated "Look, they're thinking again" then Foally