TOTALLY JOEY

A/n: *gasp* I updated! Wow. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...too much emphasis on that.

*Scene starts with pitch black*

Jou: OH GIVE ME A HOME, WHERE THE DIGIMON ROAM! AND THE POKEMON AND DUEL MONSTERS PLAY!

*Camera opens up, revealing Jou and Kyle*

Kyle: Like, dude! That was like, awesome. Can I like, have your autograph?

Jou: Uh, sure. *signs his face* ^_^

Cameraman: *In crutches* I hate you.

Jou: I hate you too. Kyle? Sick'em.

Kyle: *eyes turn red and he grows fangs* Die. *goes and kills cameraman again, but the camera still runs*

Jou: Good kitty. *scratches under Kyle's chin*

Kyle: MEOW. STORY. *scratches head furiously* LICE.

Jou: o.0 *takes a few steps away from him* Alright. I'll tell you a story then.

One time... I was at the park. And I threw a frisbee. I wondered where it went. Then it hit me.

Kyle: BAD PUN! BAD PUN! BAD PUN! *attacks Jou*

Jou: EEP! AAH! EVIL KYLE!

Anzu: NEVER FEAR! Super Anzu is here! *in spandex superhero outfit*

Jou: o.o AAAH! ANZU IN TIGHT CLOTHING! *runs away*

Kyle: *heart eyes* Dude... You're hot.

Anzu: O.O Why thank you!

Kyle: Wanna like, go out?

Anzu: Sure. ^.^ *they go off on a date*

Ryou: *sheepishly walks on stage since there's no one else there* Erm, that was 'Totally Joey'.

Bakura: Like, totally! *high pitch giggle*

Ryou: ._. *blinks*

A/n: That was reeeaallly weird. Oh well. I had fun making Bakura-sama a valley girl. ^___^