This is my first fic, flame me all you want, I'm cold and the fire in the
fireplace has gone out.
Disclaimer: Of course I own digimon! I am the supreme ruler of the universe!.. well, okay, the galaxy.. all right, all right, the world.. fine, the continent.. argh! the country!..LORD!the city!.. oh, no? fine then, THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!.. WHAT! DON'T I GET ANY RESPECT IN THIS Damn WORLD!!! FINE THE HOUSE!!.. WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT??!!! FINE THE CHAIR I'M SITTING IN!WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOW I CAN'T OWN DIGIMON!?!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SCREAMING CONTINUES IN THE BACKGROUND)
Sorry about that. Lady lit gets reeeaaal temperamental some times, and she doesn't really own digimon. By the way, I'm Scribe Scatterbrained, and I work for either the Baron or the Lady (some lady!), depending.
Any way, on with the fic!
(A/N: this was meant to be a two-author fic, (with Scatterbrained) but somehow, both of our copies of the fic got deleted, and scatterbrain and I don't see each other enough to redo it so, therefore, scribe Scatterbrained has given up all rights to the fic, unless our old copy miraculously reappears. Thank you.)
Cody's Revenge!
"Hurry up, shorty!" yelled Davis from the digiport.
"I'm coming, and I'm not THAT short!" Cody yelled back. By the time he got to the digiport, he was fuming. Why was it that they always picked on him? He was only eight years old, and he was the youngest of the digidestined. He had a right to be short.
"Last one through is a rotten turtle egg!" yelled TK joyfully.
Of course, Cody was the last one through. He was so mad that he ran home without even saying goodbye to the rest of the digidestined.
"I'll show them!" Cody thought fiercely. "someday, I'll teach them not to laugh at me any more" suddenly Cody had a brainwave. "I know what to do!" he yelled triumphantly.
5 minutes later.
"Hi, Cody. What are you doing here?" asked Ken.
" Just wanna talk. Can we go to your room?" replied Cody.
"sure."
14 minutes later.
" your want me to what!!??"
" Keee-een.."
" Okay just SUPPOSE I decide to do it, what's in it for me?"
" your Life." Replied cody.
" Deal." Ken went to his closet and pulled out his old digimon Emperer outfit. "it'll be a bit big"
" We can fix that, can't we?" said cody. "where did you get that thing, anyway?"
" well..I.."
"you sew!?!"
" Ummm.. Yeah. Is that a problem?"
" no! I'm just surprised, that's all."
½ an hour later
" So what do you think?" said Cody, turning round slowly. His hair was purple and spiky, and he carried a purple and yellow kendo stick. He was wearing the traditional digimon Emperor's outfit.
" You look great, Cody . . . Here, I painted your digivice black for you."
" Thanks. Do you have the checklist?"
"yup. Right here."
| | |Cody's Checklist | |Davis | |Tai | |TK | |Yolie | |Matt | |Kari | |Izzy | |Sora | |Joe | |Mimi |
Have to go now. See you later." Said Cody over his shoulder. "Armadillomon, c'mon, Davis goes first!"
@ the Motamiya Residence
*CRASH(window shatters)* Davis, playing video Games doesn't notice.
" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Davis you shall DIE!" Yelled Cody at the top of his lungs.
" yeah, yeah, a soon as I'm done this Level." Davis said, without even looking up.
" Umm, Davis, I'm trying to Kill you here!"
" I told you, WHEN I'M DONE THE LEVEL!"
" AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!" a frustrated Cody yelled, completely losing control. He launched himself at an oblivious Davis and wrapped his goggles around his throat. They snapped. "Cheap goggles" Cody muttered, looking for something else to strangle Davis with.
" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!" Davis cried " My Goooooooooooooooogllllllllllllleeeeeesss! I'm dying!nooooooooooooooooooooo!" As Cody watched, Davis crumbled to dust were he lay.
The door opened and veemon came in "Davish? I tshought I heard shomting.. oh my god! Davish-" Cody wacked veemon hard on the head with his kendo stick, which he had dropped when he burst through the window. Veemon dropped to the floor, dead.
Jun burst into the room "Davis I thought I told yoou to keep it down- " Jun reliezed what happened. "You got rid of davis! I love you! Even though you're kinda short."
" AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NEVER AGAIN SHAL ANYONE CALL ME SHORT AND LIVE!!!!!!!!!" he killed Jun.
" whose next on my list armadillomon?..Armadillomon?..oh, yeah" Cody leaned out of the window and yelled, "whose next Armadillomon?"
"Tai!" he yelled back.
Disclaimer: Of course I own digimon! I am the supreme ruler of the universe!.. well, okay, the galaxy.. all right, all right, the world.. fine, the continent.. argh! the country!..LORD!the city!.. oh, no? fine then, THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!.. WHAT! DON'T I GET ANY RESPECT IN THIS Damn WORLD!!! FINE THE HOUSE!!.. WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT??!!! FINE THE CHAIR I'M SITTING IN!WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOW I CAN'T OWN DIGIMON!?!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(SCREAMING CONTINUES IN THE BACKGROUND)
Sorry about that. Lady lit gets reeeaaal temperamental some times, and she doesn't really own digimon. By the way, I'm Scribe Scatterbrained, and I work for either the Baron or the Lady (some lady!), depending.
Any way, on with the fic!
(A/N: this was meant to be a two-author fic, (with Scatterbrained) but somehow, both of our copies of the fic got deleted, and scatterbrain and I don't see each other enough to redo it so, therefore, scribe Scatterbrained has given up all rights to the fic, unless our old copy miraculously reappears. Thank you.)
Cody's Revenge!
"Hurry up, shorty!" yelled Davis from the digiport.
"I'm coming, and I'm not THAT short!" Cody yelled back. By the time he got to the digiport, he was fuming. Why was it that they always picked on him? He was only eight years old, and he was the youngest of the digidestined. He had a right to be short.
"Last one through is a rotten turtle egg!" yelled TK joyfully.
Of course, Cody was the last one through. He was so mad that he ran home without even saying goodbye to the rest of the digidestined.
"I'll show them!" Cody thought fiercely. "someday, I'll teach them not to laugh at me any more" suddenly Cody had a brainwave. "I know what to do!" he yelled triumphantly.
5 minutes later.
"Hi, Cody. What are you doing here?" asked Ken.
" Just wanna talk. Can we go to your room?" replied Cody.
"sure."
14 minutes later.
" your want me to what!!??"
" Keee-een.."
" Okay just SUPPOSE I decide to do it, what's in it for me?"
" your Life." Replied cody.
" Deal." Ken went to his closet and pulled out his old digimon Emperer outfit. "it'll be a bit big"
" We can fix that, can't we?" said cody. "where did you get that thing, anyway?"
" well..I.."
"you sew!?!"
" Ummm.. Yeah. Is that a problem?"
" no! I'm just surprised, that's all."
½ an hour later
" So what do you think?" said Cody, turning round slowly. His hair was purple and spiky, and he carried a purple and yellow kendo stick. He was wearing the traditional digimon Emperor's outfit.
" You look great, Cody . . . Here, I painted your digivice black for you."
" Thanks. Do you have the checklist?"
"yup. Right here."
| | |Cody's Checklist | |Davis | |Tai | |TK | |Yolie | |Matt | |Kari | |Izzy | |Sora | |Joe | |Mimi |
Have to go now. See you later." Said Cody over his shoulder. "Armadillomon, c'mon, Davis goes first!"
@ the Motamiya Residence
*CRASH(window shatters)* Davis, playing video Games doesn't notice.
" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Davis you shall DIE!" Yelled Cody at the top of his lungs.
" yeah, yeah, a soon as I'm done this Level." Davis said, without even looking up.
" Umm, Davis, I'm trying to Kill you here!"
" I told you, WHEN I'M DONE THE LEVEL!"
" AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!" a frustrated Cody yelled, completely losing control. He launched himself at an oblivious Davis and wrapped his goggles around his throat. They snapped. "Cheap goggles" Cody muttered, looking for something else to strangle Davis with.
" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!" Davis cried " My Goooooooooooooooogllllllllllllleeeeeesss! I'm dying!nooooooooooooooooooooo!" As Cody watched, Davis crumbled to dust were he lay.
The door opened and veemon came in "Davish? I tshought I heard shomting.. oh my god! Davish-" Cody wacked veemon hard on the head with his kendo stick, which he had dropped when he burst through the window. Veemon dropped to the floor, dead.
Jun burst into the room "Davis I thought I told yoou to keep it down- " Jun reliezed what happened. "You got rid of davis! I love you! Even though you're kinda short."
" AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NEVER AGAIN SHAL ANYONE CALL ME SHORT AND LIVE!!!!!!!!!" he killed Jun.
" whose next on my list armadillomon?..Armadillomon?..oh, yeah" Cody leaned out of the window and yelled, "whose next Armadillomon?"
"Tai!" he yelled back.