MKR couplings summed up in six lines or less!
This was inspired by a similar X fic... So kudos to whoever wrote that for the idea *sorry!*
Please don't get offended by any of my summaries; it's all in good fun and I like most of these couples too. And obviously, none of these characters are owned by me. They are all owned by CLAMP.
WARNING: May Contain Spoilers for those who haven't seen/read the whole series.
So when boredom arrives, things like this happen:
ClefxPresea
Clef: Bla bla bla bla...
Presea: *heart heart*
Clef: *stoned!*
Presea: *dead!*
ClefxUmi
Umi: OMG YOU'RE SO SHORT AND CRANKY AND YOU SUCK!
Clef: OMG YOU'RE SO BITCHY AND ANNOYING AND YOU SUCK!
Umi: I'm sorry, please forgive me.
Clef: Done.
Umi: Oh yeah, I love you!! 3
Clef: Get in line.
UmixAscot
Ascot: ahahahaa! I'll kill you!! ahahahaha!
Umi: No, you poor misguided little twerp!
Ascot: ... I see the light! Umi! *heart heart*
Umi: Hmm, you're tall now. I'll put you on my "maybe" list.
Ascot: w00t!!
CaldinaxLafarga
Caldina: I'm such an underrated and unappreciated character.
Larfarga: Oh, you think YOU are...
Caldina: Hey, do you think if we get together we'll be noticed?
Lafaraga: ...worth a shot
*make out make out*
FuuxFerio
Fuu: You saved me!
Ferio: I love you!
Fuu: o_O... well, if that's the case, why don't we pursue a teeth-rottingly sweet relationship?
Ferio: Sounds good.
HikaruxLantis
Lantis: ...
Hikaru: Oh look at that super tall hot man! *swoon*
Lantis: ...
Hikaru: oh wait, he's Zagato's brother! He'll never talk to me again! *emo emo*
Lantis: Hikaru...
Hikaru: OMG! You love me too! *happy happy*
HikaruxEagle
Eagle: *attack attack*
Hikaru: Hey you, you're misguided and stuff! Go away!
Eagle: ... I know.
Hikaru: You're such a nice man and I'm attracted to your feminine beauty.
Eagle: *grin*
HikaruxEaglexLantis:
Mm.... threesome...
EmeraudexZagato
Emeraude: Oh no! I cannot escape the charm of your mysterious and brooding ways!
Zagato: But you're the Pillar...
Emeraude: Oh yeah. *emo emo emo emo tear tear tear emo emo emo*
Zagato: I will use my love for you and my faulty logic to destroy the land you love!
Emeraude: No! No! No! *sob* (Translation: Yes! Yes! Yes! Major plot point!)
LantisxEagle
Eagle: Come on, Lantis, kiss me! *motions to the crowd of screaming fangirls*
Lantis: ...
EaglexGeo
Geo: As my commander... *ehem* *blush*
Eagle: *smile* You're so kind. But don't tell Hikaru. Or Lantis... Or all those crazy fangirls outside. *hides*
ZazuxHikaru:
Zazu: OMG! Finally, a girl my height!
Hikaru: o_O;
AskaxSang Yung
Aska: Ohohohoho!
Sang Yung: Aska-sama...
Aska: Ohohohoho!
Sang Yung: Aska-sama...
etc. etc. etc.
HikaruxNova
Nova: YOU SUCK! I HATE YOU!
Hikaru: And you are...?
Nova: But... I love you! How can you be so cruel! *sob*
Hikaru: ...
PrimeraxMokona
Mokona: puuu....
Primera: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JEERRKK! LANTISSSS!
Mokona: Pu...
Primera: ..... well...
Mokona: Puu ;D
Primera: Well, you don't totally overpower me in size...
LantisxPrimera:
Primera: LAAAAANNTIIISSSS!!
Lantis: ...
Primera: You're my one true love!
Lantis: *hears a splat on the floor* ... Oops.
Tarta/TatraxThe Djinn
Tatra: *giggle*
Tarta: You'd think that as beautiful and scantily clad princesses, we'd be able to get better dates...
Djinn: *buff muscles and flash grin*
HikaruxUmi
Umi: x_x I think this is just some twisted shoujo-ai fantasy... What do you think, Hikaru? ... Hikaru?
Hikaru: *runs off to play with her dog*
Umi: Ah well, can't win 'em all with oblivion. *runs off to Fuu*
UmixFuu
Umi: x_x I think this is just some twisted shoujo-ai fantasy... What do you think, Fuu? ... Fuu?
Fuu: *runs off to read a book*
Umi: DAMN! I'm SO desperate. I mean, Clef and Ascot? Hikaru and Fuu? WHAT IS THIS AUTHOR DOING TO ME?! *fumes*
ZagatoxAlcyone
Alcyone: Ahh... I'm so hawt. Surely Zagato-sama will be blinded by my lack of clothing.
Zagato: -_-; But I'm so incredibly complex that I can't take a superficial girl like you. Though I can use you for my twisted plans dedicated to another woman.
Alcyone: *SMACK-DOWN!*
Any more suggestions?
This was inspired by a similar X fic... So kudos to whoever wrote that for the idea *sorry!*
Please don't get offended by any of my summaries; it's all in good fun and I like most of these couples too. And obviously, none of these characters are owned by me. They are all owned by CLAMP.
WARNING: May Contain Spoilers for those who haven't seen/read the whole series.
So when boredom arrives, things like this happen:
ClefxPresea
Clef: Bla bla bla bla...
Presea: *heart heart*
Clef: *stoned!*
Presea: *dead!*
ClefxUmi
Umi: OMG YOU'RE SO SHORT AND CRANKY AND YOU SUCK!
Clef: OMG YOU'RE SO BITCHY AND ANNOYING AND YOU SUCK!
Umi: I'm sorry, please forgive me.
Clef: Done.
Umi: Oh yeah, I love you!! 3
Clef: Get in line.
UmixAscot
Ascot: ahahahaa! I'll kill you!! ahahahaha!
Umi: No, you poor misguided little twerp!
Ascot: ... I see the light! Umi! *heart heart*
Umi: Hmm, you're tall now. I'll put you on my "maybe" list.
Ascot: w00t!!
CaldinaxLafarga
Caldina: I'm such an underrated and unappreciated character.
Larfarga: Oh, you think YOU are...
Caldina: Hey, do you think if we get together we'll be noticed?
Lafaraga: ...worth a shot
*make out make out*
FuuxFerio
Fuu: You saved me!
Ferio: I love you!
Fuu: o_O... well, if that's the case, why don't we pursue a teeth-rottingly sweet relationship?
Ferio: Sounds good.
HikaruxLantis
Lantis: ...
Hikaru: Oh look at that super tall hot man! *swoon*
Lantis: ...
Hikaru: oh wait, he's Zagato's brother! He'll never talk to me again! *emo emo*
Lantis: Hikaru...
Hikaru: OMG! You love me too! *happy happy*
HikaruxEagle
Eagle: *attack attack*
Hikaru: Hey you, you're misguided and stuff! Go away!
Eagle: ... I know.
Hikaru: You're such a nice man and I'm attracted to your feminine beauty.
Eagle: *grin*
HikaruxEaglexLantis:
Mm.... threesome...
EmeraudexZagato
Emeraude: Oh no! I cannot escape the charm of your mysterious and brooding ways!
Zagato: But you're the Pillar...
Emeraude: Oh yeah. *emo emo emo emo tear tear tear emo emo emo*
Zagato: I will use my love for you and my faulty logic to destroy the land you love!
Emeraude: No! No! No! *sob* (Translation: Yes! Yes! Yes! Major plot point!)
LantisxEagle
Eagle: Come on, Lantis, kiss me! *motions to the crowd of screaming fangirls*
Lantis: ...
EaglexGeo
Geo: As my commander... *ehem* *blush*
Eagle: *smile* You're so kind. But don't tell Hikaru. Or Lantis... Or all those crazy fangirls outside. *hides*
ZazuxHikaru:
Zazu: OMG! Finally, a girl my height!
Hikaru: o_O;
AskaxSang Yung
Aska: Ohohohoho!
Sang Yung: Aska-sama...
Aska: Ohohohoho!
Sang Yung: Aska-sama...
etc. etc. etc.
HikaruxNova
Nova: YOU SUCK! I HATE YOU!
Hikaru: And you are...?
Nova: But... I love you! How can you be so cruel! *sob*
Hikaru: ...
PrimeraxMokona
Mokona: puuu....
Primera: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JEERRKK! LANTISSSS!
Mokona: Pu...
Primera: ..... well...
Mokona: Puu ;D
Primera: Well, you don't totally overpower me in size...
LantisxPrimera:
Primera: LAAAAANNTIIISSSS!!
Lantis: ...
Primera: You're my one true love!
Lantis: *hears a splat on the floor* ... Oops.
Tarta/TatraxThe Djinn
Tatra: *giggle*
Tarta: You'd think that as beautiful and scantily clad princesses, we'd be able to get better dates...
Djinn: *buff muscles and flash grin*
HikaruxUmi
Umi: x_x I think this is just some twisted shoujo-ai fantasy... What do you think, Hikaru? ... Hikaru?
Hikaru: *runs off to play with her dog*
Umi: Ah well, can't win 'em all with oblivion. *runs off to Fuu*
UmixFuu
Umi: x_x I think this is just some twisted shoujo-ai fantasy... What do you think, Fuu? ... Fuu?
Fuu: *runs off to read a book*
Umi: DAMN! I'm SO desperate. I mean, Clef and Ascot? Hikaru and Fuu? WHAT IS THIS AUTHOR DOING TO ME?! *fumes*
ZagatoxAlcyone
Alcyone: Ahh... I'm so hawt. Surely Zagato-sama will be blinded by my lack of clothing.
Zagato: -_-; But I'm so incredibly complex that I can't take a superficial girl like you. Though I can use you for my twisted plans dedicated to another woman.
Alcyone: *SMACK-DOWN!*
Any more suggestions?