CHAPTER 6

"Will's married !" Harry yelled from his room before slamming the door shut. He, Ron and Jerald had tried for hours to make him admit it and failed. An eerie silence fell over the room. Jerald got up to leave but Hermione pushed him back down. He face was bright red.

"How absurd." Will said put the face remained bright red and suddenly Hermione's face turned to Ron. Ron hated Hermione's evil glare, it made him feel as if he was the one who had dated Hermione even though he was married.

"How long have the three of you known this ?" Ron very nearly wet himself. Jerald shifted uneasily, how did she know all three of them knew ? Ron turned to Will who sat staring at him also. This was Will's fault not his.

"Since this morning."

"SINCE THIS MORNING !" Hermione bellowed. It was quarter to eleven. A bottle of empty French wine sat on the coffee table along with four empty glass's and a full one, Jerald's. Will stood up.

"This is preposterous ! I am not married !" Suddenly Ron began to doubt Jerald's knowledge. Hermione ignored Will completely.

"HARRY POTTER ! GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT !" There was a thud before Harry entered, he had a yellow stain up his trouser leg that distracted both Will and Hermione for a few seconds. But Hermione pressed on, "How did you find out about this ?" Slowly Harry's hand pointed to Ron, Ron to Jerald who panicked before pointing at the cat. Hermione kicked him in the leg.

"But I'm not married !" Will protested again.

"OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID GIT !" And immediate after the words had come out Ron covered his mouth. Hermione again glared bullets at him before turning her snake like position to face Jerald.

"I saw him kiss someone goodbye." Jerald said slowly rubbing his knee. "Out the window."

"That was my-" Hermione butted in.

"And why didn't you tell me ?"

"You weren't in !" Jerald's come back was quick and snappy and quickly Hermione's attention turned to Ron.

"I thought you'd get mad at me."

"You thought I'd get mad at you !" Hermione shouted batting Ron with the TV guide. "I'm mad at you NOW !" Harry let out a slow groan. He was next. But surprisingly he wasn't. Hermione turned to Will. "Well ?"

"I was kissing my sister goodbye." The excuse was lame.

"On the lips ?" Jerald put in.

"With Tongue ?" Ron added, he and Harry had heard the whole story. Will's lips trembled and slowly Harry stepped backward into his room, Ron got up and mumbled something about toast and Jerald suddenly needed a pee. He was alone.

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"GET OUT !" Harry was surprised to here nothing for nearly ten minutes and then Hermione's yell split through the air. His room was a mess. Bloody dragon kept puking up yellow bile every five minutes it was hard to keep up with it. After a few more minutes Harry heard sobbing and decided it was time to make an appearance.

Hermione was crying on Ron's shoulder. Jerald stood looking out the window watching Will leave.

"And he was so nice." Hermione muttered. Ron gave Harry a look and soon. Hermione looked up and gazed into Ron's eyes. "And you could have told me." Ron nodded and apologised. "And Harry..." She looked up, "Why do you have pee up your leg ?"

END OF EPISODE ONE

(A/N : Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Episode two will be up and posted here very soon so hold on. It is a continuing story as well as short stories. So say tuned.

I own Jerald, Will and Hermione's Boss Arthur. I also created Exploding Australian Dragons.)