Rena Likes to Eat Live Mice Part One
Rena walks down the stars to see westa drunk and boating on the Arlia River, nothing out of the ordinary, really. She decides to take a walk in the shingo forest before going to visit Claude. She strolls right past Cecile's corpse, which, for no real reason at all, hasn't finished decomposing yet. No one cares. There is peace all throughout the forest, well except for the funnythieves and other weak monsters trying to murder every living thing. There is also a dead kitten strapped around Rena's neck, which is also nothing out of the ordinary.
Then, she trips and falls down a barney hole, magically transporting her to the world of stress and alarm. Obviously she is quite alarmed, and all of the alarm is rather stressing, don't you think? Well, anyway, it looks just like shingo forest, except everything is a very bad shade of pink. SUDDENLY and out of NOWHERE there came a very ALARMING sound and an even more ALARMING bird. It was the DREADED CELL PHONE PARAKEET! But this is really nothing out of the ordinary for Rena as she comes here regularly to do her laundry. She hands the DREADED CELL PHONE PARAKEET her stained clothing and an elixir and skips off back into the world of calm and happiness.
She returns to her favorite forest feeling calm and relaxed. She sits for a while and watches the butterflies (Which she KNOWS aren't really butterflies at all, but really pairs of two dimensional floating eyeballs DISGUISED as butterflies) flutter about the flowers. She suddenly realizes she was supposed to meet Claude over an hour ago! She screams in anguish and then, completely over it, decides to just continue to watch the butterflies for a while. She knew that if she didn't keep the butterflies in check, they might someday try to conquer the world.
She wouldn't have that. World domination was her department. She had always dreamed of taking over the world. Now she was the ruler of the continent of El and really didn't know what to do with the stink-hole. One day she go extremely bored and decided to blow it up. It really was kind of fun, but she had not realized that she had also destroyed most of Lacour with tidal waves and other nasty aftereffects of blowing up a whole country. She however was unscathed, because she had one of her aides destroy El for her. Rena was high and dry, and currently trying to wrench the throne from those two songbirds, Celene and Chris.
Suddenly, her train of thought was interrupted and crashed into the moon and killed all of the people who happened to live on it. It was the DREADED CELL PHONE PARAKEET. It muttered something about an elixir and she tossed it one. It nodded happily and regurgitated clean and stainless clothes. She thanked it and her left hand fell off for no reason at all. She shrugged it off and bandaged her arm, carrying her laundry home. Throwing the laundry at her mom, she accidentally kills her. Chisato then falls out of the sky for no real purpose and kills a baby seal.
Rena walks down the stars to see westa drunk and boating on the Arlia River, nothing out of the ordinary, really. She decides to take a walk in the shingo forest before going to visit Claude. She strolls right past Cecile's corpse, which, for no real reason at all, hasn't finished decomposing yet. No one cares. There is peace all throughout the forest, well except for the funnythieves and other weak monsters trying to murder every living thing. There is also a dead kitten strapped around Rena's neck, which is also nothing out of the ordinary.
Then, she trips and falls down a barney hole, magically transporting her to the world of stress and alarm. Obviously she is quite alarmed, and all of the alarm is rather stressing, don't you think? Well, anyway, it looks just like shingo forest, except everything is a very bad shade of pink. SUDDENLY and out of NOWHERE there came a very ALARMING sound and an even more ALARMING bird. It was the DREADED CELL PHONE PARAKEET! But this is really nothing out of the ordinary for Rena as she comes here regularly to do her laundry. She hands the DREADED CELL PHONE PARAKEET her stained clothing and an elixir and skips off back into the world of calm and happiness.
She returns to her favorite forest feeling calm and relaxed. She sits for a while and watches the butterflies (Which she KNOWS aren't really butterflies at all, but really pairs of two dimensional floating eyeballs DISGUISED as butterflies) flutter about the flowers. She suddenly realizes she was supposed to meet Claude over an hour ago! She screams in anguish and then, completely over it, decides to just continue to watch the butterflies for a while. She knew that if she didn't keep the butterflies in check, they might someday try to conquer the world.
She wouldn't have that. World domination was her department. She had always dreamed of taking over the world. Now she was the ruler of the continent of El and really didn't know what to do with the stink-hole. One day she go extremely bored and decided to blow it up. It really was kind of fun, but she had not realized that she had also destroyed most of Lacour with tidal waves and other nasty aftereffects of blowing up a whole country. She however was unscathed, because she had one of her aides destroy El for her. Rena was high and dry, and currently trying to wrench the throne from those two songbirds, Celene and Chris.
Suddenly, her train of thought was interrupted and crashed into the moon and killed all of the people who happened to live on it. It was the DREADED CELL PHONE PARAKEET. It muttered something about an elixir and she tossed it one. It nodded happily and regurgitated clean and stainless clothes. She thanked it and her left hand fell off for no reason at all. She shrugged it off and bandaged her arm, carrying her laundry home. Throwing the laundry at her mom, she accidentally kills her. Chisato then falls out of the sky for no real purpose and kills a baby seal.