Rena Likes to Eat Live Mice Part Two of Bleh
Chisato is looking up at the sky and wondering why she should suddenly fall out of it, and not be falling into it. These were very silly thoughts and even more silly to be sitting in a pile of seal flesh and thinking of such things. Stunned, she surveyed the area. Seal guts.Regis and Westa making out in a boat.a very pissed off Rena.and a barrel filled to the brim with live chickens.wait.go back.something about.Pissed Off Rena. Oh crap. Well, then. Chisato, after sitting dazed for about five minutes, finally decides to get up out of the seal gut crater. Rena shoots her a look and then starts to whistle the doom song for some reason.
Before she could realize what was happening, Rena had already clawed her to death.
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Looking up from the bloody mess that was Chisato, Rena had a rather disturbing sense of satisfaction that she had one rival out of the way. She had many rivals. (Which for her was any other sentient being in the Galaxy) The only person who really was not a rival for her is Claude. (As I said. SENTIENT beings) Oh how she dreamed of the day they would exchange their marriage cows. She was already hinting at which one she wanted (the emerald studded solid gold cow was her favorite) and was sure he would be in her grasp very soon.
She loved to kill. After the whole ten wise men ordeal, she was rather tired of healing people and needed a change of pace. She found that in world domination. So far, she had Arlia in her grasp, and almost had El as well. (She destroyed it with the force of sheer boredom) She had my agents planted in the governments of Cross and Lacour. That wench Celene not only has taken the throne with Chris, but has her sights on Lacour as well, now. She couldn't have anyone moving in on her territory. Old friends they may be, but that's not going to get in the way of either of their ambitions.
She would leave in the morning for Cross Castle to deal with this matter personally. All of her assassins had failed miserably. She hurried back to bed to get a good night's sleep. She would need it.
Awakened by her Bo-omb patented exploding alarm clock, she ate a blueberry to repair the damage and stepped outside. It was a beautiful morning. Or would be if all of these human tourists had let up. A scout found the planet expel shortly after the ordeal and marketed it as a nice relaxing place to stay the summer. Needless to say, it bolstered the planet's economy and helped along some technological advancements, but hearing, "Where is Expelo-Disneyland from here" more than five times a day can be a bit unnerving. She hopped on a barney and galloped into the sunset.
Upon arriving at Cross, she was welcomed by a sign with large friendly letters saying: "Crossland, a new Six Flags theme park coming soon!" No one would turn her continent into a theme park! Not even Six Flags! Rena jumped the fence and went inside the town. It was entirely deserted. Well, except for the castle, which was lit up like a Christmas tree.
Rena, approaching the castle in a very un-ninja-like manner, bumps into Ernest. Looking up, she is surprised to see a crow with a bright rainbow wig, pecking his third eye out and screeching something about French poodles.
Chisato is looking up at the sky and wondering why she should suddenly fall out of it, and not be falling into it. These were very silly thoughts and even more silly to be sitting in a pile of seal flesh and thinking of such things. Stunned, she surveyed the area. Seal guts.Regis and Westa making out in a boat.a very pissed off Rena.and a barrel filled to the brim with live chickens.wait.go back.something about.Pissed Off Rena. Oh crap. Well, then. Chisato, after sitting dazed for about five minutes, finally decides to get up out of the seal gut crater. Rena shoots her a look and then starts to whistle the doom song for some reason.
Before she could realize what was happening, Rena had already clawed her to death.
***
Looking up from the bloody mess that was Chisato, Rena had a rather disturbing sense of satisfaction that she had one rival out of the way. She had many rivals. (Which for her was any other sentient being in the Galaxy) The only person who really was not a rival for her is Claude. (As I said. SENTIENT beings) Oh how she dreamed of the day they would exchange their marriage cows. She was already hinting at which one she wanted (the emerald studded solid gold cow was her favorite) and was sure he would be in her grasp very soon.
She loved to kill. After the whole ten wise men ordeal, she was rather tired of healing people and needed a change of pace. She found that in world domination. So far, she had Arlia in her grasp, and almost had El as well. (She destroyed it with the force of sheer boredom) She had my agents planted in the governments of Cross and Lacour. That wench Celene not only has taken the throne with Chris, but has her sights on Lacour as well, now. She couldn't have anyone moving in on her territory. Old friends they may be, but that's not going to get in the way of either of their ambitions.
She would leave in the morning for Cross Castle to deal with this matter personally. All of her assassins had failed miserably. She hurried back to bed to get a good night's sleep. She would need it.
Awakened by her Bo-omb patented exploding alarm clock, she ate a blueberry to repair the damage and stepped outside. It was a beautiful morning. Or would be if all of these human tourists had let up. A scout found the planet expel shortly after the ordeal and marketed it as a nice relaxing place to stay the summer. Needless to say, it bolstered the planet's economy and helped along some technological advancements, but hearing, "Where is Expelo-Disneyland from here" more than five times a day can be a bit unnerving. She hopped on a barney and galloped into the sunset.
Upon arriving at Cross, she was welcomed by a sign with large friendly letters saying: "Crossland, a new Six Flags theme park coming soon!" No one would turn her continent into a theme park! Not even Six Flags! Rena jumped the fence and went inside the town. It was entirely deserted. Well, except for the castle, which was lit up like a Christmas tree.
Rena, approaching the castle in a very un-ninja-like manner, bumps into Ernest. Looking up, she is surprised to see a crow with a bright rainbow wig, pecking his third eye out and screeching something about French poodles.