Chapter 3: FInal Bird Game EX PLUS Extreme!
In reaction to this, Rena RIPS the wig off the crow to expose that it is really not a crow, but a baby-seal assassin. She blows it up with magic toothpicks and gathers up the remains. Finally noticing Ernest again, she sets about finishing the seal's work. Ernest thanks her and then hangs himself with his whip. Rena then starts throwing the seal guts at him, afterwards putting up a sign that says: NEW ATTRACTION. That'll show those chickens who eats who's liver. But then she starts feeling depressed because I am considering turning this into a drama BUT NO I'M JUST KIDDING AND SHE IS HAPPY KILL BOT. Continuing toward the castle, she looks back with absolutely no regrets. And then she eats a yam. The yam was not actually a yam, but a sweet potato. No, it was a yam.
I'm confused.
Bursting into the castle, she returns to her solid form (she was water but I didn't tell you). Lunging toward the throne (Which was recently moved to the first floor. Funny story about that.), she shouts defiantly, "YOU'LL EAT YOUR WATER FOR WORDS, CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!!", and tackles the air. After a long luxurious bath, she decides that she would have to find the wench elsewhere. Mars was the most likely place, she deduced LIKE A PLAYSTATION 2 DUAL SHOCK CONTROLLER. She jumped on a barney, and after a few hours, decided to leave as just sitting on a giant bunny rabbit is not very fun and doesn't do much to further her goal. A man in a pink Bikini stared at her.
Upon arriving at the new market (the old one was shut down BECAUSE I SAID SO) she bought a carrot and yelled at it for a while. Then she made paper airplanes and flew them into Precis and Ashton's eyes because they were going to shoot lasers at her. After sitting on the ground trying to remember what it was that she was actually doing, she just killed everyone, even Claude. Then she put on Santa's clothes and ate rotten sashimi and died but then everyone is revivied cause IT HAS TO HAVE A HAPPY ENDING.
THE END