I've had this horrible image in my head for awhile now and I feel that I just need to get it out and give it to all of you fine people.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

Inuyasha's New Ear Warmers

Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo were tracking a fast moving shard through a range of high lofty mountains when they decided to stop for a rest. Kagome pick a fairly sheltered cave, against Inuyasha's will of course, which had a strong smell of sulfur but was still very cold. Kagome soon found the hot springs and made a rush to get into one of them, leaving the two demons alone and cold.

"Inuyasha, I'm cold. I wish Kagome were here." squeaked Shippo.

Though he would not admit it Inuyasha himself was rather cold and did not push the kitsune away when he huddled against him. Inuyasha flattened his ears against his head, them being the coldest, and huddled into his clothes as best he could.

"Maybe Kagome has something in her backpack we could use." Shippo said. Inuyasha got up and walked over to Kagome's bag and opened it. All her homework was on top and he dumped it out along with her extra clothing that Shippo decided he was going to sort through. In the bottom was 4 or 5 cups of ramen and various other things she figured she needed in feudal Japan.

"Inuyasha. What's this?" inquired Shippo holding up what looked to be a double sling shot.

"I don't know. Ask Kagome when she comes back."

"Hey, look it would fit perfectly over your head and around your ears." Shippo jumped onto Inuyasha's shoulder and tried to get the strange looking article of clothing on his head but Inuyasha kept his ears flat against his head. Shrugging the kitsune just put it over the hanyou's head and clasped it at the bottom. Shippo giggled when he saw what Inuyasha looked like but jumped when Kagome walked into the part of the cave they were in only to find her bra on Inuyasha' head.

"Ah! What do you think you're doing Inuyasha? Sit, sit, sit!" She ran over to the hanyou who was firmly imbedded in the ground and bulled her undergarment of his head and, blushing all the way, put the bra and the rest of her clothing in her bag.

"And don't you EVER do that again!"

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Hehe, couldn't resist. And sorry it's so short but there isn't much else to do with it.