This is just my little version of 'Jingle Bells'. and with Britishness too.

'ell is hell if you haven't figured it out, which I'm sure you did..

And the reason for the title? I'm quoting Ron Weasley. LOL

BTW, the whole line 'And Sam is surely gay' is not a crack at any gays, I

would NEVER do that. It's just an anime-yaoi( m/m, slash, etc.) thing.

My friend, Rune, is so convinced that "Mister Frodo!" MUST be a sign of

love that she made me put this in...LOL. Thanks Rune....-_-;;;

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**Bloody 'ell



Bloody 'ell

Smeagol lost the ring

The Dark Lord fell, so what the 'ell?



And the Fellowship on it's way!

Running 'cross the land

Ring's temptation on the rise

Frodo is freakin' out

And Sam is surely gay!

woah, woah, woah!

Gandalf cannot decide

What robe he wants to wear

What a chore it it to chuck this ring

'Cause Isildur was an ass!

**repeat chorus

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I hope I spelled Isildur right. But anyway, hope you like.

I may do more, who knows?

Reviews wanted!

Flamers will know just how cruel I can be if they flame, so don't

review if you hated it.

and please, helpful reviews are nice, but don't try to correct me and

not tell me whay you think of the creative side of this Thankies!