Title: A! True Anime Stories
Warnings: silliness, male/male relations, what we all think when watching
DBZ
Notes: Okay. So I had to do this.I just had to, whether or not this
actually worked out is another issue.personally I giggle at it. I had to
rip off E! for doing their True Holiday Stories, and so here is my own
little version
Disclaimers: I own nothing.okay, the idea is mine but I cannot claim
anything else. Thanks for understanding and playing the home game :-D
Tonight on A! True Anime Stories..
Dead-Beat Dad
"My dad? He was hardly ever around. Always off saving the world.or ya know dead!" A teenager with spiky black hair smiles sadly. "When I was with him he forced my brother and I to train really hard, I mean to the point where our hair was golden."
Experimenter
"What can I say about Kakkarot? He and I have a very unique relationship. I never really hated him, I just envied the bastard; I mean he did everything before me. A prince out shone by an orphan. I'll tell you this though, it's more than just sex between us." The older man relaxes into his chair. "Oh you thought he was happily married to that beastly Earth-Woman?"
Negligent Husband
"No I don't understand him. He's my husband and all he ever does is fight with his freaky friends. We have Three-Eyes, Clown Boy, No-Nose, Pickle.or what ever his name is.He's Green! Scar Face, and that slut from down the street. What loving husband, or even father, ditches his family to run off and teach a Mohawk sporting native. I can't get a divorce because he is never around. He's let my two sons die at least once, but he did bring them back. But he wasn't even there to save me when I was turned into an egg" The woman's lips tighten and she smiles bitterly. "I got better."
Friend or Foe
"Sure I was meant to destroy the world. I mean if I had it would have been "Boom" and it would be bye bye Earth." The man smiles, and than seems to realize what he said was not the best of statements. "But I'm good now! Not a mean inch in me.of course Vegeta might disagree" His eyes widen again ".you can edit this right?"
True Anime Stories: Kakkarot "Goku" Savior of Earth?
Tonight on A! True Anime Stories..
Dead-Beat Dad
"My dad? He was hardly ever around. Always off saving the world.or ya know dead!" A teenager with spiky black hair smiles sadly. "When I was with him he forced my brother and I to train really hard, I mean to the point where our hair was golden."
Experimenter
"What can I say about Kakkarot? He and I have a very unique relationship. I never really hated him, I just envied the bastard; I mean he did everything before me. A prince out shone by an orphan. I'll tell you this though, it's more than just sex between us." The older man relaxes into his chair. "Oh you thought he was happily married to that beastly Earth-Woman?"
Negligent Husband
"No I don't understand him. He's my husband and all he ever does is fight with his freaky friends. We have Three-Eyes, Clown Boy, No-Nose, Pickle.or what ever his name is.He's Green! Scar Face, and that slut from down the street. What loving husband, or even father, ditches his family to run off and teach a Mohawk sporting native. I can't get a divorce because he is never around. He's let my two sons die at least once, but he did bring them back. But he wasn't even there to save me when I was turned into an egg" The woman's lips tighten and she smiles bitterly. "I got better."
Friend or Foe
"Sure I was meant to destroy the world. I mean if I had it would have been "Boom" and it would be bye bye Earth." The man smiles, and than seems to realize what he said was not the best of statements. "But I'm good now! Not a mean inch in me.of course Vegeta might disagree" His eyes widen again ".you can edit this right?"
True Anime Stories: Kakkarot "Goku" Savior of Earth?