Random Man Battle: Part 1 of...i Guess 1 or 2 ill decide laterz.
No one ever tried this
------Middle of Battle------
Megaman-1 hp +1111=22435
Pokeman (this is supposed to make fun of Pokemon since i Loathe it so)-1
Megaman: Even though he has 1 HP his defence is Crappin' high.
Lan (This was made before I knew everyone's real name) : How hiigh?
Megaman(I knew he was called Rockman just too lazy to write it): So high that you spelled hi rong.
Lan: o... huh?
Pokeman: You cannot win! PikaBolt!
Megaman: Graaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Megaman is left with 1 HP*
Pokeman: Muhahahahaha
Megaman: Lan...must...use...final resort!!!
Lan: Rite...er Right!
*Lan plugs a Gameshark into the GBA...er PET.*
Lan: Use this chip. its called Dam U, it sounds useful.
Megaman: uh...ok...
*Megaman uses Dam U*
*A gaint sign appears in front of Pokeman*
Pokeman: Why does it show a picture of a demented Pikachu flicking me off?
Megaman: [imitating Lan]Duhhhhrrr, sounds useful,duhhhhrrr[/imitating Lan]
Lan: Shut the **** up Megaman!!!
Megaman: Send sumptin useful this time like Gospel.
Lan: Fine *****...
Megaman: I don't like that ******' language!
Lan:...*uses Gamshark to send the FireG0spel X Chip
*Megaman uses FireG0sple X and a cute doggy appears, barks at Pokeman and disapears*
Megaman:...what was that chip called again?
Lan:*looks at chip*Uhhhh...FireG0spel X
Megaman:*Can't believe how stupid Lan is* You used FireG0spel X not FireGospel X you moron.
Lan: Whats the frikin' diff?
Megaman: Look at the second letter in G0spel... IT'S A FRIKIN ZERO!!!!!!!ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE!!!!!!!
Lan:Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Pokeman: You morons are really annoyin' me! Eat my final attack!! Oreoblierate!!!! (yea i know its not pokemon but its a yummy oreo attack.)
*Megaman's hp is cut by half to... uh well 0.5 i guess... then Zero appears out of no where and fries Pokeman with one hit of his Z Sabre*
Zero: I heard you call me.
Megaman: Huh when?
Zero: *Quotes Lan*Look at the second letter in G0spel... IT'S A FRIKIN ~ZERO~!!!!!!!ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE!!!!!!!
Megaman: Ohhhh
Lan: Who the hell is that?
Megaman:This is my long lost buddy Zero...hey where did he go? he was right beside me.
Zero: you looked on your left side i was on your right side...
Megaman: I Knew that...
Hub: This is weird...
Lan: Your supposed to be dead!
Hub: Oh yea...*keals over and dies*
Zero: Wait your not X your just regular Megaman!
Megaman: So?
Zero: Forget you then!
Megaman:...
Lan's Mom: Lan dinner we're having artificially flavored pizza!
Lan: Mmmmmmm Fake Pizza!*Runs away*
Megaman: Wait you forgot to jack me out! Crap!
To Be Continued
No one ever tried this
------Middle of Battle------
Megaman-1 hp +1111=22435
Pokeman (this is supposed to make fun of Pokemon since i Loathe it so)-1
Megaman: Even though he has 1 HP his defence is Crappin' high.
Lan (This was made before I knew everyone's real name) : How hiigh?
Megaman(I knew he was called Rockman just too lazy to write it): So high that you spelled hi rong.
Lan: o... huh?
Pokeman: You cannot win! PikaBolt!
Megaman: Graaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Megaman is left with 1 HP*
Pokeman: Muhahahahaha
Megaman: Lan...must...use...final resort!!!
Lan: Rite...er Right!
*Lan plugs a Gameshark into the GBA...er PET.*
Lan: Use this chip. its called Dam U, it sounds useful.
Megaman: uh...ok...
*Megaman uses Dam U*
*A gaint sign appears in front of Pokeman*
Pokeman: Why does it show a picture of a demented Pikachu flicking me off?
Megaman: [imitating Lan]Duhhhhrrr, sounds useful,duhhhhrrr[/imitating Lan]
Lan: Shut the **** up Megaman!!!
Megaman: Send sumptin useful this time like Gospel.
Lan: Fine *****...
Megaman: I don't like that ******' language!
Lan:...*uses Gamshark to send the FireG0spel X Chip
*Megaman uses FireG0sple X and a cute doggy appears, barks at Pokeman and disapears*
Megaman:...what was that chip called again?
Lan:*looks at chip*Uhhhh...FireG0spel X
Megaman:*Can't believe how stupid Lan is* You used FireG0spel X not FireGospel X you moron.
Lan: Whats the frikin' diff?
Megaman: Look at the second letter in G0spel... IT'S A FRIKIN ZERO!!!!!!!ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE!!!!!!!
Lan:Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Pokeman: You morons are really annoyin' me! Eat my final attack!! Oreoblierate!!!! (yea i know its not pokemon but its a yummy oreo attack.)
*Megaman's hp is cut by half to... uh well 0.5 i guess... then Zero appears out of no where and fries Pokeman with one hit of his Z Sabre*
Zero: I heard you call me.
Megaman: Huh when?
Zero: *Quotes Lan*Look at the second letter in G0spel... IT'S A FRIKIN ~ZERO~!!!!!!!ITS OBVIOUSLY A FAKE!!!!!!!
Megaman: Ohhhh
Lan: Who the hell is that?
Megaman:This is my long lost buddy Zero...hey where did he go? he was right beside me.
Zero: you looked on your left side i was on your right side...
Megaman: I Knew that...
Hub: This is weird...
Lan: Your supposed to be dead!
Hub: Oh yea...*keals over and dies*
Zero: Wait your not X your just regular Megaman!
Megaman: So?
Zero: Forget you then!
Megaman:...
Lan's Mom: Lan dinner we're having artificially flavored pizza!
Lan: Mmmmmmm Fake Pizza!*Runs away*
Megaman: Wait you forgot to jack me out! Crap!
To Be Continued