Random Man- Part two
Return of Zero and The New Enemy!...wait shouldn't I call it The New Enemy, Zero Returns... nahhhhh.

Last time on Random Man-part 1:
Lan and Megaman fought Pokeman until Zero came in out of no where and deleted Pokeman. Now onto number 2.

*1 year later Lan is in school*

Lan to himself: Maybe I should invite the others to go net sufing with Megaman an... (outloud:) OH NO!!!! I FORGOT TO JACK MEGAMAN OUT OF THE NET!!!
Class-Mate Dark Picard (this fic was originally made for a Message board this is my name on that board): How long has he been in there?
Lan: A year...
Dark Picard: AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE BY NOW?
Lan: Hey its not my fault if I like pizza!
Dark Picard:?
Lan: Mariko-sensei can I run home and save my Navi from dyin' and horrible death?
Mariko-sensei: You can do it after class Lan
Lan: But...
Mariko-sensei: You can do it after class Lan
Lan: Teeeeeeeeach!
Mariko-sensei: SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
Lan:0_0 *sits down quickly*

*after school*

Mrs. Hikari: Lan do you want any pizza?
Lan: Sure I...I mean not now i have to save Megaman!
Mrs. Hikari: Have fun dear ^_^
*Lan runs into his room and looks at how Megaman's doin'*
Lan: Megaman are you ok?
Megaman: 'Bout time I've been waiting in the netsquare for a year now an...
Mrs. Hikari: Lan come eat your pizza it's getting cold!
Lan: Oh boy pizza! *runs off*
Megaman: NO LAN WAIT!!!!...crap...
*Three weeks later*
Lan to himself: Maybe I should invite the others to go net sufing with Megaman an... (outloud:) OH NO!!!! I FORGOT TO JACK MEGAMAN OUT OF THE NET!!!
Class-Mate Dark_Picard: Again?
Lan: Yeah well at least its not a year...
Dark Picard: ...
Lan: Hey its not my fault if I like pizza!
Dark Picard:?

*after school*

Lan: Sorry again Megaman...
Megman: Don't do it again of it'll be your head.
Lan: Ha you can't hurt me your just a program!
Megaman:*Shakes the PET out of Lan's hand and makes it land on his foot* You were saying?
Lan: YEOUCH! You hurt for sumptin' digital, man im bored...
*Suddenly a mysterious form appears out of no where*
Megaman: Who be you?
??????????: Hi, I am a mysterious form that appears out of nowhere, also known as, Digitalman. Digiman for short (yes i know Digimon).
Lan: What are you doing in my PET? Im not even linked to the net how did you get on it?
Digiman: I have no idea... I challenge you to a Ro-Batt..er NetBattle!!!
Lan: Why are you challenging me?
Digiman: You called me see…*Quotes Lan*YEOUCH! You hurt for sump tin' ~digital~, ~man~ im bored…
Megaman: That happens alot in this story doesn't it?
Lan: Yep *Remebers the issue with Zero*
Digiman: Enough Lets do this!
Megaman: Battle Program...
Lan: Exit! oops i mean EXECUTE!
*Megaman and Digiman go into combat*
Megaman: HE HAS 100000000000002000000000000000000000000 HP!
Digiman: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... yes I do...
Lan: Use this Chip!
Megaman: Why it wont do anything it only for people who are using...
Lan: JUST DO IT!
*Megaman activates Anti-Navi and Digiman explodes*
Megaman: 0_0 how did you know that was gonna happen?
Lan: 'Tss dunno i just picked a random chip.
*Note*Anti-Navi doesn't really do that*
*All of a sudden Zero appears again*
Zero: You rang?
Lan and Megaman: NO!
Zero: Sheesh testy aren't we? And oh yes you did
Lan: When?
Zero: Lan: Yep *Remebers the issue with Zero*
Lan: HEY! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? I WAS THINKING THEN!
Zero: Wouldn't you like to know :)
Lan: 0_0?
Digitalman: X_X
Roll: ^_^
Kirby: O('.'O)
Megaman: ENOUGH! Zero why didn't you come right away when Lan thought up your name?
Zero: Hey artificially flavored Pizza is good!
Megaman: 9_9
Lan: Pizza! Coming mom! *runs off*
Megaman & Zero & Roll & Kirby & Dark Picard & Mariko-sensei: Here we go again............