Okay, peoples, this is my first attempt at a fanfic of ANY kind. Please be
nice to me. Oh, and BTW, I don't own InuYasha, Kagome, ETC, although I DO
worship the wonderful goddess that is Ms. Rumiko Takashi!!!!!!! And
Furbies are not my creation either. Sigh. They'd make GREAT tools of
world domination though, don'tcha think?! =^,^= Enjoy!!!!!!!!
InuYasha vs. The Demon Furbie
InuYasha and the gang were all chillin' out around the campfire after having once again defeated a killer demon bent on world domination. However, this time, the demon hadn't had any Shards on him, so InuYasha was in a particularly foul mood and looking for something to beat up. So Shippou, the little kitsune child, was stuck taking the brunt of his wrath and being chased all over camp. Sango and Miroku were sitting quietly next to each other on a fallen log watching InuYasha in disgust. Kagome was sitting across from them desperately trying to study for her upcoming Math test when suddenly she looked up and said, "You guys! I sense a Jewel Shard!!!!"
InuYasha sniffed the air, "Yeah and I smell a demon..But something's wrong with it. This doesn't smell like a normal demon. It almost smells like one of Kagome's toys!!"
"WHAT TOYS?!!!! I don't own TOYS!!!!" , Kagome shrieked blushing furiously completely misunderstanding what he meant when he said "toys".
"No, you stupid wench! The little animal toy things that're soft and stuff!!!!" , InuYasha snarled back. He started tracking the scent of this strange creature when he realized the scent originated from Kagome's Giant Yellow Backpack. He jumped on the bag and started ripping out its contents and throwing them all over the ground. Kagome was screaming at him for making a mess.
Kagome yelled, "If no demon comes outta my pack, do you know what I'm gonna do to you?????!!!!!!! 50 s-words!!!!!!! 50!!!!! You better pray that a demon comes outta there or you're a dead dog!!!!!"
Nothing even REMOTELY demonic came falling out of it and InuYasha became exceedingly more pissed. He looked at Kagome in dread....Then came the inevitable :
"SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT SITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
InuYasha met the dirt. Several times. In extremely painful ways. When the torment was finally over and he could move again, he crawled over to The Backpack and stuck his head all the way inside to look for anything he'd missed before. All of a sudden, something flew up from the very bottom of the bag and bit him right on the nose. He yelped and jerked his head out of the bag. THE DAMN THING WAS STILL THERE DANGLING FROM HIS NOSE!!!!!!!!
Okay, this is it for the first chapter. If you want me to write more, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE give me good reviews!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you have any flames I'll beat you with my French Bread of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
InuYasha vs. The Demon Furbie
InuYasha and the gang were all chillin' out around the campfire after having once again defeated a killer demon bent on world domination. However, this time, the demon hadn't had any Shards on him, so InuYasha was in a particularly foul mood and looking for something to beat up. So Shippou, the little kitsune child, was stuck taking the brunt of his wrath and being chased all over camp. Sango and Miroku were sitting quietly next to each other on a fallen log watching InuYasha in disgust. Kagome was sitting across from them desperately trying to study for her upcoming Math test when suddenly she looked up and said, "You guys! I sense a Jewel Shard!!!!"
InuYasha sniffed the air, "Yeah and I smell a demon..But something's wrong with it. This doesn't smell like a normal demon. It almost smells like one of Kagome's toys!!"
"WHAT TOYS?!!!! I don't own TOYS!!!!" , Kagome shrieked blushing furiously completely misunderstanding what he meant when he said "toys".
"No, you stupid wench! The little animal toy things that're soft and stuff!!!!" , InuYasha snarled back. He started tracking the scent of this strange creature when he realized the scent originated from Kagome's Giant Yellow Backpack. He jumped on the bag and started ripping out its contents and throwing them all over the ground. Kagome was screaming at him for making a mess.
Kagome yelled, "If no demon comes outta my pack, do you know what I'm gonna do to you?????!!!!!!! 50 s-words!!!!!!! 50!!!!! You better pray that a demon comes outta there or you're a dead dog!!!!!"
Nothing even REMOTELY demonic came falling out of it and InuYasha became exceedingly more pissed. He looked at Kagome in dread....Then came the inevitable :
"SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT SITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
InuYasha met the dirt. Several times. In extremely painful ways. When the torment was finally over and he could move again, he crawled over to The Backpack and stuck his head all the way inside to look for anything he'd missed before. All of a sudden, something flew up from the very bottom of the bag and bit him right on the nose. He yelped and jerked his head out of the bag. THE DAMN THING WAS STILL THERE DANGLING FROM HIS NOSE!!!!!!!!
Okay, this is it for the first chapter. If you want me to write more, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE give me good reviews!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you have any flames I'll beat you with my French Bread of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!