Hey, peoples! Thanks for the reviews!!!! And yes, Dracona, Furbies
are indeed EVIL!!!!! I still don't own anything. I own Tsume, as I AM
Tsume. Dracona owns himself. InuYasha is not mine, nor is Kagome, nor is
Furbie. I own NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!.........mrowmrowmrow =^,^=
Here's some more insanity.
Chapter 2
Alerted by InuYasha's screaming, Kagome grabbed her bow and arrows and ran to defend him, sure that they were under attack by some marauding demon. However, what she SAW was InuYasha dancing, bucking, and swiping at her little black and white spotted Furbie that had somehow become attached to the end of InuYasha's nose!!! Naturally, this courageous female warrior from the modern era did the only thing that COULD be done under these circumstances...She collapsed on the ground laughing so hard she almost peed her pink panties. (A/N- Poor PuppyEars!!!! ....NOT!!!!! =^.^=)
InuYasha stopped dancing around like he had ants biting his butt and just glared at her. This, of course, looked SOOOOOOOOOO impressive what with him having a Furbie dangling precariously from the tip of his nose and all. Kagome took one look at him and started rolling on the ground laughing again. He yelled, "What's so damn funny?!!!! Are you gonna help me, bitch?!!!! This is that demon I was smellin' and its tryin' ta eat my nose!!!!!"
Slowly regaining control of herself, Kagome picked herself up off the ground and attempted to explain to him. "That is a toy called a Furbie. It's a thing we humans call "CUTE". See, it talks and says cute things and we give it hugs! I named this one Dweedle........But I don't remember putting him in my pack. How'd he get HERE????"
As if to demonstrate, the sickeningly cute monstrosity hanging from InuYasha's honker giggled evilly and dropped to the ground facing Kagome. "Me got Jewel Shards!!!!" , he cackled in that creepily high-pitched voice that all Furbies have. He lifted his little feet showing where the 4 Shikon Jewel Shards were embedded.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!!!!!!!" , both Kagome and InuYasha yelled at the same time.
"And me make sure girl with black hair not make Dweedle slave ever again!!!!" Saying this, the little puke-ishly kawii twerp sent a beam of bright pink light at Kagome which hit her in the forehead and knocked her to the ground. InuYasha lunged at the little demonic Furbie but Kagome started making noises of wakefulness so he ran over to her and lifted her up. When she got up, it was with little pink hearts in her eyes as she gazed at Dweedle. The disgustingly cute Dweedle giggled in triumph and declared, "Now black haired girl be Dweedle's love slave!!!!!!"
InuYasha scowled down at the little creep snickering in that eerily high pitched voice. Then he said, "Wait a minute! I know what to do!!!!! TSUME!!!!!!! DRACONA!!!!!! GET YOUR AUTHORING ASSES OUT HERE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!!!!!!!!"
A porthole opens and an anthro cat girl with feathered wings named Tsume and an anthro dragon guy with a purple oni symbol on his forehead named Dracona pop out. "What, InuYasha?" , asked Tsume. "We were just in the middle of writing another fanfic putting you into yet another ridiculous situation."
InuYasha glared at Tsume and Dracona and pointed to the Demon Furbie who was still obliviously cackling on the ground. The bewitched Kagome was kneeling in front of Dweedle and bowing, calling the little freak "Master". "Why did you do this to me?! This goddamn thing jumps out of the pack and tries to eat my nose!!!! WHY?!!!!!! And how the Hell am I supposed to fight it for Kagome when she thinks it's so damn cute???????!!!!!!!!!" , InuYasha demanded.
Tsume and Dracona huddled together whispering and came up with a solution. Dracona said, "Okay, we'll help you out a little bit. But we have to warn you that this may be more harmful than helpful to you in the future."
"Fine just do it! ANYTHING TO GET RID OF THIS THING!!!!" , InuYasha screamed in frustration.
Tsume and Dracona shared a very secretive and evil smile as they joined hands and returned to the porthole. Just as they were about to step through, Tsume turned around and said to InuYasha, "We'll be back tomorrow with some help for you. Don't kill them, k?" pointing at Evil Dweedle and Kagome. With that, Tsume and Dracona stepped through the porthole and went to find help for InuYasha.
That's it for the second chapter. Who will Tsume and Dracona get to help InuYasha? Will Kagome be freed from Dweedle? Read and review to find out. I have to get at least 5 reviews before I'll post the next installment.
Chapter 2
Alerted by InuYasha's screaming, Kagome grabbed her bow and arrows and ran to defend him, sure that they were under attack by some marauding demon. However, what she SAW was InuYasha dancing, bucking, and swiping at her little black and white spotted Furbie that had somehow become attached to the end of InuYasha's nose!!! Naturally, this courageous female warrior from the modern era did the only thing that COULD be done under these circumstances...She collapsed on the ground laughing so hard she almost peed her pink panties. (A/N- Poor PuppyEars!!!! ....NOT!!!!! =^.^=)
InuYasha stopped dancing around like he had ants biting his butt and just glared at her. This, of course, looked SOOOOOOOOOO impressive what with him having a Furbie dangling precariously from the tip of his nose and all. Kagome took one look at him and started rolling on the ground laughing again. He yelled, "What's so damn funny?!!!! Are you gonna help me, bitch?!!!! This is that demon I was smellin' and its tryin' ta eat my nose!!!!!"
Slowly regaining control of herself, Kagome picked herself up off the ground and attempted to explain to him. "That is a toy called a Furbie. It's a thing we humans call "CUTE". See, it talks and says cute things and we give it hugs! I named this one Dweedle........But I don't remember putting him in my pack. How'd he get HERE????"
As if to demonstrate, the sickeningly cute monstrosity hanging from InuYasha's honker giggled evilly and dropped to the ground facing Kagome. "Me got Jewel Shards!!!!" , he cackled in that creepily high-pitched voice that all Furbies have. He lifted his little feet showing where the 4 Shikon Jewel Shards were embedded.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!!!!!!!" , both Kagome and InuYasha yelled at the same time.
"And me make sure girl with black hair not make Dweedle slave ever again!!!!" Saying this, the little puke-ishly kawii twerp sent a beam of bright pink light at Kagome which hit her in the forehead and knocked her to the ground. InuYasha lunged at the little demonic Furbie but Kagome started making noises of wakefulness so he ran over to her and lifted her up. When she got up, it was with little pink hearts in her eyes as she gazed at Dweedle. The disgustingly cute Dweedle giggled in triumph and declared, "Now black haired girl be Dweedle's love slave!!!!!!"
InuYasha scowled down at the little creep snickering in that eerily high pitched voice. Then he said, "Wait a minute! I know what to do!!!!! TSUME!!!!!!! DRACONA!!!!!! GET YOUR AUTHORING ASSES OUT HERE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!!!!!!!!"
A porthole opens and an anthro cat girl with feathered wings named Tsume and an anthro dragon guy with a purple oni symbol on his forehead named Dracona pop out. "What, InuYasha?" , asked Tsume. "We were just in the middle of writing another fanfic putting you into yet another ridiculous situation."
InuYasha glared at Tsume and Dracona and pointed to the Demon Furbie who was still obliviously cackling on the ground. The bewitched Kagome was kneeling in front of Dweedle and bowing, calling the little freak "Master". "Why did you do this to me?! This goddamn thing jumps out of the pack and tries to eat my nose!!!! WHY?!!!!!! And how the Hell am I supposed to fight it for Kagome when she thinks it's so damn cute???????!!!!!!!!!" , InuYasha demanded.
Tsume and Dracona huddled together whispering and came up with a solution. Dracona said, "Okay, we'll help you out a little bit. But we have to warn you that this may be more harmful than helpful to you in the future."
"Fine just do it! ANYTHING TO GET RID OF THIS THING!!!!" , InuYasha screamed in frustration.
Tsume and Dracona shared a very secretive and evil smile as they joined hands and returned to the porthole. Just as they were about to step through, Tsume turned around and said to InuYasha, "We'll be back tomorrow with some help for you. Don't kill them, k?" pointing at Evil Dweedle and Kagome. With that, Tsume and Dracona stepped through the porthole and went to find help for InuYasha.
That's it for the second chapter. Who will Tsume and Dracona get to help InuYasha? Will Kagome be freed from Dweedle? Read and review to find out. I have to get at least 5 reviews before I'll post the next installment.