Random Man Part 4
Hub's Returns...
*This is how hub died...*
Hub: Hey Lan!
Lan: Hi bro thanx for takin' me camping with you!
Hub: No problem, except the fumes coming out of this volcano that we stupidly built our campsite on top of is making me dizzy.
*Suddenly Hub trips for no reason and falls into the volcano*
Lan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--hey look artificial pizza!*eats some* mmmmmmmmmm oh yea--UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
*5 years after hub dies...*
Lan: Hey Megaman this is the 3rd anniversary of my Bro's death you know.
Megaman: Oh boy really-_-.
Lan: Yeah!
Megaman: Why are you so happy?
Lan: 'Cause im insane!
Megaman: ...
Mariko-sensei: DARNIT LAN!!!! NO TALKING IN CLASS!!!!!!!!
Lan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!
*After school Lan is walking home...*
Mysterious-Masked Man: Hi Lan. Fancy meating you here...
Lan: Oh hi masked dude what brings you here?
Mysterious-Masked Man: I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!
Lan: No your not.
Hub-Cap: I know my name is Hub-Cap
Lan: Why don't you take off your mask?
Hub-Cap: 'Cause then you'll know I am acctually your brother...
Lan: Ohhhhhh, now I understand! (still doesn't know Hub-Cap is Hub)
Hub-Cap: You better…
Lan: Hey Hub-Cap wanna eat dinner with me?
Hub-Cap: Sure whatcha eatin'?
Lan: A.F.P.
Hub-Cap: What's that?
Lan: Artificially Flavored Pizza!
Hub-Cap: 9_9
Megaman: 9_9
Zero: 9_9
Megaman: Hey! Where did you come from?
Zero: Must I explain?
Megaman: Yes!
Zero: *sigh* Lan: N~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!.
Megaman: First of all those aren't 0's they're O's and second of all how did u take that from the flashback?
Zero: Uh………………*slashes mega man and teleports away*
Megaman: OW! Darn that coward! He'll pay f… WHAT THE!
*Lan dropped the PET on the hard ground in his room causing a short-circuit-style change.*
*Megaman turns black*
Megaman: Cool, I wonder what this style is!
??. ????: It's the WWW-Brainwashed Style!
Megaman: Cool… Hey! Wait! Who are you?
Dr. Wily: I am George!
Megaman: That's not a very good villain name…
Dr. Wily: I Know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's why I changed it to DR. WILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… that's not a good name either…
Dr. Wily: Oh…
Megaman: Sooooo why are you here doc?
Dr. Wily: Since you have changed into my style which is curiously gained when someone drops their PET on an extremely hard surface. You will now become a slave to WWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: You realize I can just change back to my old self anytime I want right?
Dr. Wily: …Darn…
*Megaman goes back to his old self*
Dr. Wily: Grrrr… you have defeated me! I will return!!!!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha *while Wily fades away he hit's his head on a beamer* OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Megaman: Idiot…
Lan: Megaman I'm back!
Megaman: 'Bout time! Did that Hub-Cap or whoever leave yet?
Hub-Cap: Nope! Awwww, does the little stupid blue program hate me?
Megaman: That's it! It's on!
Hub-Cap: Bring it!
Megaman: Lan! Execute Battle Program!
Lan: Right! Battle Program… Exterminate… Wait!
*the battle program is deleted*
Megaman: LAN YOU RETARD!!!!!! YOU JUST DELETED THE BATTLE PROGRAM! NOW I CAN BE INFECTED BY ALL DIFFERENT VIRUSES!!!!!!!!!
Hub-Cap: Don't worry I have a spare! *Gives the spare to Lan*
Lan: Let's try again…
*Megaman prays to God.EXE (The God of Navi's)*
Lan: Battle Program Execute!
Megaman: Yes!
*Lan and Hub-Cap engage in battle*
To Be Continued
Hub's Returns...
*This is how hub died...*
Hub: Hey Lan!
Lan: Hi bro thanx for takin' me camping with you!
Hub: No problem, except the fumes coming out of this volcano that we stupidly built our campsite on top of is making me dizzy.
*Suddenly Hub trips for no reason and falls into the volcano*
Lan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--hey look artificial pizza!*eats some* mmmmmmmmmm oh yea--UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
*5 years after hub dies...*
Lan: Hey Megaman this is the 3rd anniversary of my Bro's death you know.
Megaman: Oh boy really-_-.
Lan: Yeah!
Megaman: Why are you so happy?
Lan: 'Cause im insane!
Megaman: ...
Mariko-sensei: DARNIT LAN!!!! NO TALKING IN CLASS!!!!!!!!
Lan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!
*After school Lan is walking home...*
Mysterious-Masked Man: Hi Lan. Fancy meating you here...
Lan: Oh hi masked dude what brings you here?
Mysterious-Masked Man: I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!
Lan: No your not.
Hub-Cap: I know my name is Hub-Cap
Lan: Why don't you take off your mask?
Hub-Cap: 'Cause then you'll know I am acctually your brother...
Lan: Ohhhhhh, now I understand! (still doesn't know Hub-Cap is Hub)
Hub-Cap: You better…
Lan: Hey Hub-Cap wanna eat dinner with me?
Hub-Cap: Sure whatcha eatin'?
Lan: A.F.P.
Hub-Cap: What's that?
Lan: Artificially Flavored Pizza!
Hub-Cap: 9_9
Megaman: 9_9
Zero: 9_9
Megaman: Hey! Where did you come from?
Zero: Must I explain?
Megaman: Yes!
Zero: *sigh* Lan: N~OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!.
Megaman: First of all those aren't 0's they're O's and second of all how did u take that from the flashback?
Zero: Uh………………*slashes mega man and teleports away*
Megaman: OW! Darn that coward! He'll pay f… WHAT THE!
*Lan dropped the PET on the hard ground in his room causing a short-circuit-style change.*
*Megaman turns black*
Megaman: Cool, I wonder what this style is!
??. ????: It's the WWW-Brainwashed Style!
Megaman: Cool… Hey! Wait! Who are you?
Dr. Wily: I am George!
Megaman: That's not a very good villain name…
Dr. Wily: I Know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's why I changed it to DR. WILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… that's not a good name either…
Dr. Wily: Oh…
Megaman: Sooooo why are you here doc?
Dr. Wily: Since you have changed into my style which is curiously gained when someone drops their PET on an extremely hard surface. You will now become a slave to WWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: You realize I can just change back to my old self anytime I want right?
Dr. Wily: …Darn…
*Megaman goes back to his old self*
Dr. Wily: Grrrr… you have defeated me! I will return!!!!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha *while Wily fades away he hit's his head on a beamer* OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Megaman: Idiot…
Lan: Megaman I'm back!
Megaman: 'Bout time! Did that Hub-Cap or whoever leave yet?
Hub-Cap: Nope! Awwww, does the little stupid blue program hate me?
Megaman: That's it! It's on!
Hub-Cap: Bring it!
Megaman: Lan! Execute Battle Program!
Lan: Right! Battle Program… Exterminate… Wait!
*the battle program is deleted*
Megaman: LAN YOU RETARD!!!!!! YOU JUST DELETED THE BATTLE PROGRAM! NOW I CAN BE INFECTED BY ALL DIFFERENT VIRUSES!!!!!!!!!
Hub-Cap: Don't worry I have a spare! *Gives the spare to Lan*
Lan: Let's try again…
*Megaman prays to God.EXE (The God of Navi's)*
Lan: Battle Program Execute!
Megaman: Yes!
*Lan and Hub-Cap engage in battle*
To Be Continued