Da Dark One walks into work and sits down at his computer. He logs into
the network and rest his head on the keyboard in front of him.
DD1: Man this sucks. I'm stuck here at work with nothing to do. It's so boring down in the "hole". What in the da fuck can I do?
A miniature Ky appears on the desk and smacks DD1 in the head.
Ky: Hey you wake up. It's time for you to finally update my legacy.
DD1: Yeah yeah I know, but I'm too tired to create the next chapter. It was supposed to be a Halloween special.
Ky: Well here's an idea, just don't make one. Your quote un quote "fans" wouldn't mind if you kinda forget to make one.
DD1: I dunno Ky. Do you think so?
Ky: I not only think so, I know so. So get your head up, shake you head for cobwebs, stretch the fingers, and get your mind in gear. Now move it.
DD1: Ok ok I see someone here is a little bossy.
Ky: Well I wasn't until you gave me a love interest in Jami. That was so cool of you man.
DD1: Um yeah sure (in head-if only he knew how WRONG he is). Well here it is-I do not own any character mention in this series except for the Ky/Kyshaun/Dark Shadow guy. And now on with the show.
The dorm room flies open as Kyshaun runs over to the drawer near his room. He pulls out a drawer and finds the 2 tickets sitting there. Good, Peter must have put it back, he thought as he let out a sigh of relief and flops on the bed. No sooner did that occur then Peter walks into the room, eyes watching everywhere.
Kyshaun-Hey Pete, don't worry. It was just me.
Peter-Oh ok then. Well it seems that someone here forgot something very important. Something along the line of a test. A very important test. A test that can.
Kyshaun-Ok ok I got it already. But I have good reason that I miss out.
Peter-Well hold that excuse for a later one, because Dr. Connors didn't show.
Kyshaun-Huh? Say what?
Peter-Yeah. Dr. Connors was missing since 9 pm last night. Apparently, he stayed late working on his little side project of his. The police went to the lab where he does his Neo Genetic experiments and they found the place tore apart. Nobody has a clue as to who is behind it.
Kyshaun-Well damn that's messed up. I hope the Doc is ok.
Peter-So do I. But I have something that will make you shit your pants (sits on bed).
Kyshaun(sits up and slides down closer to Peter)-Ok try me.
Peter-Well, unfortunately I will have to attend that stupid fighting event tomorrow, but not as a fan like your ass. I gotta take pics of the competitors today and tomorrow. Damn it gonna suck.
Kyshaun-Suck. SUCK!! That is one of the greatest things I every heard you say. Please please take me with you.
Peter-Well ok then. But you better not embarrass me like you did the time when the WWE came to town.
Kyshaun-Hey, I don't care if I went to jail and almost got my ass kicked. You haven't lived until you squeeze up on Trish Stratus's tits. Unbelievable feeling. But I promise I won't do anything crazy.
Peter-Ok agreed. I can't take you today because I forgot to grab the extra press badges. But tomorrow it is guaranteed.
Kyshaun-Cool. Hey make sure that you get 2 more. I have a friend that is going with me.
Peter-Oh great, now you have a friend to talk all your theories to. So who is the poor guy?
Kyshaun-Well if you must know, the poor LADY is Jami.
Peter-Jami who?
Kyshaun-I dunno, Jami Kennedy for all I care. She's cool, and nice, and funny, and smells nice (drifts off into space).
Peter-Oh boy, well will you look at that. I think the great Ky is in love with Jami.
Kyshaun(comes back to Earth)-Who me? You must be crazy. It is nothing like that.
Peter-Yeah it is. I saw that look in your eyes. You want her, don't you?
Kyshaun(gets up and walks to fridge)-No I do not. And even if I did, which I don't (grabs the chocolate milk from fridge and drinks straight from the bottle), I can never date her.
Peter-And why not?
Kyshaun-Because I am a busy man. I practically had to beg to get today and tomorrow off, and I still have to come in tonight to finish up on my CID. Between there and school, I have absolutely no time for anything else. And now my school is suffering.
Peter-Well I suggest you (Peter looks down to his pager, which was shaking and buzzing) well you got saved by the buzzer. It's JJ. I bet he is already down at the Garden waiting on my ass. Can I get the M5?
Kyshaun-Yeah sure (grabs keys from pocket and tosses it to Peter). Say where's you little pinto?
Peter-MJ took it over for the day. You know how she is with the car.
Kyshaun-Yeah I know. Good luck with JJ.
Peter nods as he walks out the door. Kyshaun walks back to his bed and lies down. Peter is right on one thing, he thought. I am doing way too much, with going to school, working in a major company, or saving lives as a hero. If I don't cut something out, I will have a mental breakdown. The cell phone, which is sitting on the drawer, starts to ring.
Kyshaun(reach up and answers the phone)-Hello
Tony Stark-Good evening Kyshaun. This is Mr. Stark speaking. I need to ask you a few questions about last night.
Kyshaun-Hey Tony man, can this wait until I come in, which is like in a few hours now.
Tony-I'm sorry, but something in the reports that CID and Ironman gave me that bothers me. Did you tell Dark Shadow about what was in the trucks?
Kyshaun(in head)-Hmm seems like a trick question. Oh DS, did you tell him about the chips in the trucks.
Dark Shadow(in head)-Well I dunno. Just tell Tony yeah you did.
Tony-Are you still there?
Kyshaun-Umm yeah I'm here. And yeah, he asks me why are they messing with the trucks. And I told him that all I know is that there are regular computer chips in the trucks. That is all.
Tony-Ok that is fine. Last question, how did you make it back up here without anyone seeing you nor taking the elevator?
Kyshaun-Well that is where the Dark Shadow came into play. He teleport me up here to safety before he proceeded with the ladies.
Tony-Hmm interesting. Well, I guess you are ok now. I am going home now to practice on my speech I am going to give at the event.
Kyshaun-What you are going to be there too? This is a big event.
Tony-Yep it sure is. Ok then adios.
Kyshaun hangs up the phone and lays his head down. He stares at the ceiling for a long time, thinking about something from long ago. Someone that he cherish and miss very much.
It is nighttime and the streets are alive with the sounds of cars and people and the lights flashing all over the place. Among the crowds of people, an Asian girl walks alone. Her smile seems to brighten the streets more than the neon lights. Her short brown hair creates little puffs on her head. Her burgundy jacket bounces lightly as she zips it up to hide her white shirt and short black jean shorts. She walks around staring at all the sights and sounds when a guy accidentally runs into her and keeps moving. She shrugs it off and starts to check her pockets, when she finds out that her purse is now missing. She turns around and starts to chase the guy who bump into her down.
Girl-Hey you, stop right there.
Guy(looks and starts to run as well)-Oh shit I been caught.
Girl-Hey why are you running. I just want to ask you a few questions.
Guy-Umm no that's ok. I don't feel like it (turns into alley)
Girl-Well you better if you know what is good for you (turns into same alley).
Guy(realize it is a dead end alley and turns around)-Well what do you. I found this purse laying right here (pulls out a black purse). Is this yours.
Girl-Yeah it is mine, you thief. Now give it here.
Guy2-I don't think he can do that.
The girl turns around and sees group of five guys behind her. Must be the local gang here, she thought as she backs up to a nearby wall so she can keep an eye on the group and the other guy. The group laughs as they walk closer and closer to her.
Guy2-So Pico, I see you had a little problem over here. So I am here to assist you.
Pico(drops the purse)-Umm yeah Boss. Thank you for you umm assistance.
Boss-No problem Pico. Say guys, it looks like we are having Chinese tonight.
Girl-I'm not Chinese, I'm Japanese you ass.
Guy3-Ooooh Boss, and a feisty one at that. She is so small and petite. I think my dick is too boo coo for us.
Guy4-Well it is for us, but not for you pencil dick.
Guy3-Shut up Rod. Don't bring Albert into this.
Rod-Did I just hear you call you penis Albert?
Boss-Will you guys just shut up and surround her already.
The group quickly surrounds the girl, taunting and teasing her all the way.
Guy5-Damnit son, she's all small and stuff, but look at that ass (squeeze the girl's ass).
Girl-YOU JERK!!!!! (kicks him in the gut with much force).
Guy5-Owwmph! That hurts (falls on the ground).
Rod-Oooh I like girls when they are rough.
Girl-I am not a girl. I am a full-grown woman. And this "girl" has a name too.
Guy3-Well what is the name sweet tits? (Reaches out for said tits).
Girl(grabs his arms and flips him over on his back then she stomp on his chest)-My name is Xianghua you pig.
Boss-Hmm the name sounds familiar. Pico get over here.
Pico(walks over to the Boss)-Yeah Boss.
Boss-Lets just see how much you scored.
But as the Boss starts to go through Xianghua's stuff, a cane hits him on the back of the head, making him fall to the ground knocked out. Pico jumps back and trips over a trash can, causing him to fall to the ground. He tries to get up, but a blade was pointing right at his throat. As he looks up he sees the wielder. It is an Asian man wearing a 3 piece dark blue suit with white stripes. His long hair was pulled back into a ponytail. His face looking like he hasn't shaved in a long while. His eyes seem to glow in anger as he steady his sword, a katana disguised as a cane.
Pico-Hey Rod, I need your help over here.
Rod(turns to look at the situation)-Oh holy shit. Where da fuck did he came from?
Pico-I dunno. He just came out nowhere.
Rod-Dude, that must be the Dark Shadow everyone keeps talking bout.
Pico-Yeah, but isn't the Dark Shadow dress in all black.
Rod-It must be his off day or something. I am getting out of here.
Xianghua-Oh no you are not. (kicks Rod in the family jewels).
Pico-Oh no oh no. DS, please don't kill me. I am so sorry. I will never steal again. Just please don't kill me.
Pimp Suit Guy(scratching his head)-Who is this Dark Shadow you keep talking about?
Pico-You mean you don't know who the DS is? Where have you been for the last year?
Xianghua-No we haven't. We have been training for that long.
Pico-Training? Oh shit, you guys must be in the fighting event going on tomorrow. I am so sorry Xianghua is it. I didn't mean to steal your purse. I hope everything is cool.
Xianghua-Well ok. Everything is cool.
Pico-Great, then I guess I can just go then huh?
Pimp Suit Guy-No, you still are going to the police to report on what you have done.
The Pimp Suit Guy grabs Pico by his collar and starts to drag him along the ground. Xianghua grabs her purse and starts to walk along besides the pimp guy.
Xianghua-So Misti, where did you get the ridiculous suit?
Misti-For the last time, it's not "Misti". It is Mitsurugi. And second, I found it in my room closet. Why? I thought it look nice.
Xianghua-Well it does look nice, but on you, you look like a gay Triad.
Mitsurugi-Well that is your opinion, but I found some ladies that like it very much, thank you.
Xianghua-And how much do you have to pay them to hang out with you?
Mitsurugi-What makes you think I pay for their company. And speaking of company, it is nice to know you are making new friends here, like this guy I'm dragging.
Pico-Hey man, you know I can walk right?
Mitsurugi-Yeah I know, but this is more fun. What did I tell you about venturing out here by yourself.
Xianghua-Damn Misti, you are worse than Kilik and Maxi. Don't you all know that I am a grown woman now, not no little girl. (walks a little faster)
Mitsurugi-I know that Xianghua (walk a little faster still dragging Pico), but I am just concern for you that's all.
Xianghua(sighs)-Yeah I know I know. But sometimes it can be aggravating. Oh look we are here.
Pico-Oh yea. I can finally get off my ass now.
Mitsurugi-Shut up thief. You don't deserve to talk.
As Xianghua, Mitsurugi, and Pico walks into the station, unknowing to them in a nearby apartment across the street, someone is watching them through binoculars. A sly smile came across her lips as she sets them down on a nearby table and picks up a sheet of paper. On the paper is a list of all the competitors participating in the event, including herself. Some of them were already checked off it seems as she grabs a red pen and checks off Xianghua and Mitsurugi.
Female-Time to collect on two more heads it seems.
DD1: Oh boy, now the heat is getting turn up. I must have underestimate how big this task can be. But I will not give up. Just gotta pump out more chapters before I have to go out and serve my country next week.
Mini Ky: Oh yeah I forgot. A whole 4 months. Can you check your mail and continue with the story there.
DD1: I think so with going to fanfiction.net. Now with the mail, on the other hand. I don't know about that. But we shall see. Anyways, as always R&R. Don't be afraid to send any comments or suggestions you may have to longdilznikv2@yahoo.com. Until next time, lata!
Mini Ky: Also, the boo coo reference in the scene with Xianghua and the thugs came from the great movie Full Metal Jacket. You have to watch it sometime. It is interesting.
DD1: Man this sucks. I'm stuck here at work with nothing to do. It's so boring down in the "hole". What in the da fuck can I do?
A miniature Ky appears on the desk and smacks DD1 in the head.
Ky: Hey you wake up. It's time for you to finally update my legacy.
DD1: Yeah yeah I know, but I'm too tired to create the next chapter. It was supposed to be a Halloween special.
Ky: Well here's an idea, just don't make one. Your quote un quote "fans" wouldn't mind if you kinda forget to make one.
DD1: I dunno Ky. Do you think so?
Ky: I not only think so, I know so. So get your head up, shake you head for cobwebs, stretch the fingers, and get your mind in gear. Now move it.
DD1: Ok ok I see someone here is a little bossy.
Ky: Well I wasn't until you gave me a love interest in Jami. That was so cool of you man.
DD1: Um yeah sure (in head-if only he knew how WRONG he is). Well here it is-I do not own any character mention in this series except for the Ky/Kyshaun/Dark Shadow guy. And now on with the show.
The dorm room flies open as Kyshaun runs over to the drawer near his room. He pulls out a drawer and finds the 2 tickets sitting there. Good, Peter must have put it back, he thought as he let out a sigh of relief and flops on the bed. No sooner did that occur then Peter walks into the room, eyes watching everywhere.
Kyshaun-Hey Pete, don't worry. It was just me.
Peter-Oh ok then. Well it seems that someone here forgot something very important. Something along the line of a test. A very important test. A test that can.
Kyshaun-Ok ok I got it already. But I have good reason that I miss out.
Peter-Well hold that excuse for a later one, because Dr. Connors didn't show.
Kyshaun-Huh? Say what?
Peter-Yeah. Dr. Connors was missing since 9 pm last night. Apparently, he stayed late working on his little side project of his. The police went to the lab where he does his Neo Genetic experiments and they found the place tore apart. Nobody has a clue as to who is behind it.
Kyshaun-Well damn that's messed up. I hope the Doc is ok.
Peter-So do I. But I have something that will make you shit your pants (sits on bed).
Kyshaun(sits up and slides down closer to Peter)-Ok try me.
Peter-Well, unfortunately I will have to attend that stupid fighting event tomorrow, but not as a fan like your ass. I gotta take pics of the competitors today and tomorrow. Damn it gonna suck.
Kyshaun-Suck. SUCK!! That is one of the greatest things I every heard you say. Please please take me with you.
Peter-Well ok then. But you better not embarrass me like you did the time when the WWE came to town.
Kyshaun-Hey, I don't care if I went to jail and almost got my ass kicked. You haven't lived until you squeeze up on Trish Stratus's tits. Unbelievable feeling. But I promise I won't do anything crazy.
Peter-Ok agreed. I can't take you today because I forgot to grab the extra press badges. But tomorrow it is guaranteed.
Kyshaun-Cool. Hey make sure that you get 2 more. I have a friend that is going with me.
Peter-Oh great, now you have a friend to talk all your theories to. So who is the poor guy?
Kyshaun-Well if you must know, the poor LADY is Jami.
Peter-Jami who?
Kyshaun-I dunno, Jami Kennedy for all I care. She's cool, and nice, and funny, and smells nice (drifts off into space).
Peter-Oh boy, well will you look at that. I think the great Ky is in love with Jami.
Kyshaun(comes back to Earth)-Who me? You must be crazy. It is nothing like that.
Peter-Yeah it is. I saw that look in your eyes. You want her, don't you?
Kyshaun(gets up and walks to fridge)-No I do not. And even if I did, which I don't (grabs the chocolate milk from fridge and drinks straight from the bottle), I can never date her.
Peter-And why not?
Kyshaun-Because I am a busy man. I practically had to beg to get today and tomorrow off, and I still have to come in tonight to finish up on my CID. Between there and school, I have absolutely no time for anything else. And now my school is suffering.
Peter-Well I suggest you (Peter looks down to his pager, which was shaking and buzzing) well you got saved by the buzzer. It's JJ. I bet he is already down at the Garden waiting on my ass. Can I get the M5?
Kyshaun-Yeah sure (grabs keys from pocket and tosses it to Peter). Say where's you little pinto?
Peter-MJ took it over for the day. You know how she is with the car.
Kyshaun-Yeah I know. Good luck with JJ.
Peter nods as he walks out the door. Kyshaun walks back to his bed and lies down. Peter is right on one thing, he thought. I am doing way too much, with going to school, working in a major company, or saving lives as a hero. If I don't cut something out, I will have a mental breakdown. The cell phone, which is sitting on the drawer, starts to ring.
Kyshaun(reach up and answers the phone)-Hello
Tony Stark-Good evening Kyshaun. This is Mr. Stark speaking. I need to ask you a few questions about last night.
Kyshaun-Hey Tony man, can this wait until I come in, which is like in a few hours now.
Tony-I'm sorry, but something in the reports that CID and Ironman gave me that bothers me. Did you tell Dark Shadow about what was in the trucks?
Kyshaun(in head)-Hmm seems like a trick question. Oh DS, did you tell him about the chips in the trucks.
Dark Shadow(in head)-Well I dunno. Just tell Tony yeah you did.
Tony-Are you still there?
Kyshaun-Umm yeah I'm here. And yeah, he asks me why are they messing with the trucks. And I told him that all I know is that there are regular computer chips in the trucks. That is all.
Tony-Ok that is fine. Last question, how did you make it back up here without anyone seeing you nor taking the elevator?
Kyshaun-Well that is where the Dark Shadow came into play. He teleport me up here to safety before he proceeded with the ladies.
Tony-Hmm interesting. Well, I guess you are ok now. I am going home now to practice on my speech I am going to give at the event.
Kyshaun-What you are going to be there too? This is a big event.
Tony-Yep it sure is. Ok then adios.
Kyshaun hangs up the phone and lays his head down. He stares at the ceiling for a long time, thinking about something from long ago. Someone that he cherish and miss very much.
It is nighttime and the streets are alive with the sounds of cars and people and the lights flashing all over the place. Among the crowds of people, an Asian girl walks alone. Her smile seems to brighten the streets more than the neon lights. Her short brown hair creates little puffs on her head. Her burgundy jacket bounces lightly as she zips it up to hide her white shirt and short black jean shorts. She walks around staring at all the sights and sounds when a guy accidentally runs into her and keeps moving. She shrugs it off and starts to check her pockets, when she finds out that her purse is now missing. She turns around and starts to chase the guy who bump into her down.
Girl-Hey you, stop right there.
Guy(looks and starts to run as well)-Oh shit I been caught.
Girl-Hey why are you running. I just want to ask you a few questions.
Guy-Umm no that's ok. I don't feel like it (turns into alley)
Girl-Well you better if you know what is good for you (turns into same alley).
Guy(realize it is a dead end alley and turns around)-Well what do you. I found this purse laying right here (pulls out a black purse). Is this yours.
Girl-Yeah it is mine, you thief. Now give it here.
Guy2-I don't think he can do that.
The girl turns around and sees group of five guys behind her. Must be the local gang here, she thought as she backs up to a nearby wall so she can keep an eye on the group and the other guy. The group laughs as they walk closer and closer to her.
Guy2-So Pico, I see you had a little problem over here. So I am here to assist you.
Pico(drops the purse)-Umm yeah Boss. Thank you for you umm assistance.
Boss-No problem Pico. Say guys, it looks like we are having Chinese tonight.
Girl-I'm not Chinese, I'm Japanese you ass.
Guy3-Ooooh Boss, and a feisty one at that. She is so small and petite. I think my dick is too boo coo for us.
Guy4-Well it is for us, but not for you pencil dick.
Guy3-Shut up Rod. Don't bring Albert into this.
Rod-Did I just hear you call you penis Albert?
Boss-Will you guys just shut up and surround her already.
The group quickly surrounds the girl, taunting and teasing her all the way.
Guy5-Damnit son, she's all small and stuff, but look at that ass (squeeze the girl's ass).
Girl-YOU JERK!!!!! (kicks him in the gut with much force).
Guy5-Owwmph! That hurts (falls on the ground).
Rod-Oooh I like girls when they are rough.
Girl-I am not a girl. I am a full-grown woman. And this "girl" has a name too.
Guy3-Well what is the name sweet tits? (Reaches out for said tits).
Girl(grabs his arms and flips him over on his back then she stomp on his chest)-My name is Xianghua you pig.
Boss-Hmm the name sounds familiar. Pico get over here.
Pico(walks over to the Boss)-Yeah Boss.
Boss-Lets just see how much you scored.
But as the Boss starts to go through Xianghua's stuff, a cane hits him on the back of the head, making him fall to the ground knocked out. Pico jumps back and trips over a trash can, causing him to fall to the ground. He tries to get up, but a blade was pointing right at his throat. As he looks up he sees the wielder. It is an Asian man wearing a 3 piece dark blue suit with white stripes. His long hair was pulled back into a ponytail. His face looking like he hasn't shaved in a long while. His eyes seem to glow in anger as he steady his sword, a katana disguised as a cane.
Pico-Hey Rod, I need your help over here.
Rod(turns to look at the situation)-Oh holy shit. Where da fuck did he came from?
Pico-I dunno. He just came out nowhere.
Rod-Dude, that must be the Dark Shadow everyone keeps talking bout.
Pico-Yeah, but isn't the Dark Shadow dress in all black.
Rod-It must be his off day or something. I am getting out of here.
Xianghua-Oh no you are not. (kicks Rod in the family jewels).
Pico-Oh no oh no. DS, please don't kill me. I am so sorry. I will never steal again. Just please don't kill me.
Pimp Suit Guy(scratching his head)-Who is this Dark Shadow you keep talking about?
Pico-You mean you don't know who the DS is? Where have you been for the last year?
Xianghua-No we haven't. We have been training for that long.
Pico-Training? Oh shit, you guys must be in the fighting event going on tomorrow. I am so sorry Xianghua is it. I didn't mean to steal your purse. I hope everything is cool.
Xianghua-Well ok. Everything is cool.
Pico-Great, then I guess I can just go then huh?
Pimp Suit Guy-No, you still are going to the police to report on what you have done.
The Pimp Suit Guy grabs Pico by his collar and starts to drag him along the ground. Xianghua grabs her purse and starts to walk along besides the pimp guy.
Xianghua-So Misti, where did you get the ridiculous suit?
Misti-For the last time, it's not "Misti". It is Mitsurugi. And second, I found it in my room closet. Why? I thought it look nice.
Xianghua-Well it does look nice, but on you, you look like a gay Triad.
Mitsurugi-Well that is your opinion, but I found some ladies that like it very much, thank you.
Xianghua-And how much do you have to pay them to hang out with you?
Mitsurugi-What makes you think I pay for their company. And speaking of company, it is nice to know you are making new friends here, like this guy I'm dragging.
Pico-Hey man, you know I can walk right?
Mitsurugi-Yeah I know, but this is more fun. What did I tell you about venturing out here by yourself.
Xianghua-Damn Misti, you are worse than Kilik and Maxi. Don't you all know that I am a grown woman now, not no little girl. (walks a little faster)
Mitsurugi-I know that Xianghua (walk a little faster still dragging Pico), but I am just concern for you that's all.
Xianghua(sighs)-Yeah I know I know. But sometimes it can be aggravating. Oh look we are here.
Pico-Oh yea. I can finally get off my ass now.
Mitsurugi-Shut up thief. You don't deserve to talk.
As Xianghua, Mitsurugi, and Pico walks into the station, unknowing to them in a nearby apartment across the street, someone is watching them through binoculars. A sly smile came across her lips as she sets them down on a nearby table and picks up a sheet of paper. On the paper is a list of all the competitors participating in the event, including herself. Some of them were already checked off it seems as she grabs a red pen and checks off Xianghua and Mitsurugi.
Female-Time to collect on two more heads it seems.
DD1: Oh boy, now the heat is getting turn up. I must have underestimate how big this task can be. But I will not give up. Just gotta pump out more chapters before I have to go out and serve my country next week.
Mini Ky: Oh yeah I forgot. A whole 4 months. Can you check your mail and continue with the story there.
DD1: I think so with going to fanfiction.net. Now with the mail, on the other hand. I don't know about that. But we shall see. Anyways, as always R&R. Don't be afraid to send any comments or suggestions you may have to longdilznikv2@yahoo.com. Until next time, lata!
Mini Ky: Also, the boo coo reference in the scene with Xianghua and the thugs came from the great movie Full Metal Jacket. You have to watch it sometime. It is interesting.