Random Man Part 6
Queen of the British…. Navi's
Last time on Random Man Part 5, Lan and Megaman went up to face Hub-Cap, who is secretly Lan's Twin, and Zero, Mega's ultimate rival!
Now we join our hero Lan…. Eating pizza…
Lan: Mmmmmmm pizza!
Megaman: Do you do anything besides eating artificial pizza?
Lan: Hey look Mega! We're on the news
Megaman: ~he don't listen…~
News Anchor: Welcome to Channel 23878564395639285474326947698743869832689743 and I'm your host…. Sparky! Today we have some breaking news! Yesterday we had breaking news! Now onto another story on Saturday a local boy name Lan Hikari decided to go save the world from WWW (World 3).
Lan: Hey they said my name! Sparky!
Megaman: Your name is Lan numbskull!
Lan: Oh yeah, I forgot…. Though I don't remember my last name being Numbskull…
Megaman: Oh shut up and watch.
Sparky: Witnesses say that a small boy with a red headband plugged into the DNN Center and started to delete the Navis of Official Net-battlers! When questioned the boy just said this, "I gave those damn WWW Navis what they had coming to them! Hey do they serve artificial pizza in jail?" That is a truly sad story… Now in other news…
Megaman: If you were sent to jail how did you get out?
Lan: Oh I just climbed over that very short fence they had.
Megaman: But isn't that fence and electrically charged one?
Lan: I don't know, but what you said might explain the shocking and burning sensation I had while climbing it…^_^
Megaman: -_-; well anyway I heard there was a new student at your school why do we go see…
Lan: Your just saying that for an excuse to make me go to school aren't you?
Megaman: Yes now let's go!
Lan: Ok.
*At school*
Mariko-Sensei: LAN YOUR LATE! AGAIN!
Lan: Don't kill me! I was sleeping!
Mariko-Sensei: Well don't do it again!
Lan: You mean don't be late again?
Mariko-Sensei: NO DON'T SLEEP AGAIN!
Lan: 0_0, o_o, ._., yes ma'am…
Mariko-Sensei: CLASS SHUT THE HELL UP! MEET THE NEW FRIKIN STUDENT!! ALEXANDRIA MEEL!
Alexandria: Pleased to meat you all. *Curtsies low*
Dex: Psst Lan! I can see her panties!
Mayl: You perv! *hits Dex with desk*
*Dex starts to shake a lot then falls on the ground and starts to spit out foam*
Yai: He's having a seizure some one do sump tin!
*No one moves…*
Mariko-Sensei: Well anyway Alexander is all the way from Britian and doesn't speak a thing of Japanese, though it doesn't matter because we say we're speaking Japanese when we're really speaking English! Tell us about yourself Alex!
Alex: I'm Alexandria and I'm…
Mariko-Sensei: Well isn't that nice!
Alex: But…
Mariko-Sensei: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!
Alex: 0_0 *sits down quickly*
Mariko-Sensei: Today in math we have a quiz on chapter 7.
Dark Picard: But we're only on chapter 5...
Mariko-Sensei: I SAID A QUIZ ON CHAPTER FRIKIN 7!
Dark Picard: Yes ma'am -_-.
Lan: *looks over at Alex to se that she's glaring evilly at him* AHHHHH WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
*Mariko-Sensei turns around and glares viciously at lan*
Lan: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*At Lan's house*
Lan: Hi mom I'm home
Mrs. Hikari: Oh hi dear you have a visitor!
Lan: *sees that the visitor is Alex and shes got a knife! The psycho music starts playing* AHHHHH DON'T KILL ME!
Alex: What the heck are you talkin bout? I was helping your mom with cooking…
Lan: oh……………WHY ARE YOU HERE DEVIL-GIRL?
Alex: Ø_Ø yeah well I wanted to challenge you to a net battle
Lan: Ah so you heard about the legendary Lan so you came running to challenge him huh?
Alex: No I just heard you sucked so I thought, 'Hey free battle-chips!'
Lan: A lot of people tend to say that…
Megaman: I wonder why…
Lan: Yeah…
Mega Man: 9_9 anyway ready? Battle Program…
Lan: Executor! Damn I mean Execute!
Megaman: Her Navi is….0_0 wtf?
Queen Man: Ha ha you'll never beat me!
Megaman: Ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Lan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Queen Man: Hey what's so funny? Why does this always happen?
Alex: Grrr shut up and let's go!
Lan: Go where? Oh ok Battle chip Slot In!
Megaman: Hmm so we're using wide sword?
Lan: Oh that's wide sword I meant this… Slot In… no this…Slot In… wait this… Slot In… now not that… Slot In…hold up….
Megaman: STOP YOUR GOING TO OVERLOAD IT CAUSING A FJHSKDFKSA…GLITCH..JHGBSDHJGFA….crap…JGKSGFDSKAGK
*Megaman's sprite starts to wig out and finally the PET reboots
Megaman: I hate you…
Zero: Never fear I'll save you! *jumps in and lands on Queen Man* This Homo will dieo! OMG who writes this crap!? That joke was as bad as the ones on Yu-Gi-Oh!
Megaman: Thanks Zero but how are you gonna beat him/her?
Zero: Beat him/her? I'm here to watch! *grabs some Artificially Flavored Pizza ^_^*
Megaman:…
Lan: Hey I want some! Gimme! *Tries to reach into the PET*
Zero: Ha ha stupid mortal you cannot have any!
Lan: Aw….where'd she go? I guess she went for some pizza.
Megaman: No she got bored cause your a dumb ass…
Lan: Oh ok……. MOM WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Mrs. Hikari: Artificially Flavored Pizza!
Lan: Yay Pizza! *runs off to get pizza w/out jacking Megaman out.
Megaman: Aw shi*!
To Be Continued…
Queen of the British…. Navi's
Last time on Random Man Part 5, Lan and Megaman went up to face Hub-Cap, who is secretly Lan's Twin, and Zero, Mega's ultimate rival!
Now we join our hero Lan…. Eating pizza…
Lan: Mmmmmmm pizza!
Megaman: Do you do anything besides eating artificial pizza?
Lan: Hey look Mega! We're on the news
Megaman: ~he don't listen…~
News Anchor: Welcome to Channel 23878564395639285474326947698743869832689743 and I'm your host…. Sparky! Today we have some breaking news! Yesterday we had breaking news! Now onto another story on Saturday a local boy name Lan Hikari decided to go save the world from WWW (World 3).
Lan: Hey they said my name! Sparky!
Megaman: Your name is Lan numbskull!
Lan: Oh yeah, I forgot…. Though I don't remember my last name being Numbskull…
Megaman: Oh shut up and watch.
Sparky: Witnesses say that a small boy with a red headband plugged into the DNN Center and started to delete the Navis of Official Net-battlers! When questioned the boy just said this, "I gave those damn WWW Navis what they had coming to them! Hey do they serve artificial pizza in jail?" That is a truly sad story… Now in other news…
Megaman: If you were sent to jail how did you get out?
Lan: Oh I just climbed over that very short fence they had.
Megaman: But isn't that fence and electrically charged one?
Lan: I don't know, but what you said might explain the shocking and burning sensation I had while climbing it…^_^
Megaman: -_-; well anyway I heard there was a new student at your school why do we go see…
Lan: Your just saying that for an excuse to make me go to school aren't you?
Megaman: Yes now let's go!
Lan: Ok.
*At school*
Mariko-Sensei: LAN YOUR LATE! AGAIN!
Lan: Don't kill me! I was sleeping!
Mariko-Sensei: Well don't do it again!
Lan: You mean don't be late again?
Mariko-Sensei: NO DON'T SLEEP AGAIN!
Lan: 0_0, o_o, ._., yes ma'am…
Mariko-Sensei: CLASS SHUT THE HELL UP! MEET THE NEW FRIKIN STUDENT!! ALEXANDRIA MEEL!
Alexandria: Pleased to meat you all. *Curtsies low*
Dex: Psst Lan! I can see her panties!
Mayl: You perv! *hits Dex with desk*
*Dex starts to shake a lot then falls on the ground and starts to spit out foam*
Yai: He's having a seizure some one do sump tin!
*No one moves…*
Mariko-Sensei: Well anyway Alexander is all the way from Britian and doesn't speak a thing of Japanese, though it doesn't matter because we say we're speaking Japanese when we're really speaking English! Tell us about yourself Alex!
Alex: I'm Alexandria and I'm…
Mariko-Sensei: Well isn't that nice!
Alex: But…
Mariko-Sensei: SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!
Alex: 0_0 *sits down quickly*
Mariko-Sensei: Today in math we have a quiz on chapter 7.
Dark Picard: But we're only on chapter 5...
Mariko-Sensei: I SAID A QUIZ ON CHAPTER FRIKIN 7!
Dark Picard: Yes ma'am -_-.
Lan: *looks over at Alex to se that she's glaring evilly at him* AHHHHH WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
*Mariko-Sensei turns around and glares viciously at lan*
Lan: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*At Lan's house*
Lan: Hi mom I'm home
Mrs. Hikari: Oh hi dear you have a visitor!
Lan: *sees that the visitor is Alex and shes got a knife! The psycho music starts playing* AHHHHH DON'T KILL ME!
Alex: What the heck are you talkin bout? I was helping your mom with cooking…
Lan: oh……………WHY ARE YOU HERE DEVIL-GIRL?
Alex: Ø_Ø yeah well I wanted to challenge you to a net battle
Lan: Ah so you heard about the legendary Lan so you came running to challenge him huh?
Alex: No I just heard you sucked so I thought, 'Hey free battle-chips!'
Lan: A lot of people tend to say that…
Megaman: I wonder why…
Lan: Yeah…
Mega Man: 9_9 anyway ready? Battle Program…
Lan: Executor! Damn I mean Execute!
Megaman: Her Navi is….0_0 wtf?
Queen Man: Ha ha you'll never beat me!
Megaman: Ff-f-f-f-f-f-f-wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Lan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Queen Man: Hey what's so funny? Why does this always happen?
Alex: Grrr shut up and let's go!
Lan: Go where? Oh ok Battle chip Slot In!
Megaman: Hmm so we're using wide sword?
Lan: Oh that's wide sword I meant this… Slot In… no this…Slot In… wait this… Slot In… now not that… Slot In…hold up….
Megaman: STOP YOUR GOING TO OVERLOAD IT CAUSING A FJHSKDFKSA…GLITCH..JHGBSDHJGFA….crap…JGKSGFDSKAGK
*Megaman's sprite starts to wig out and finally the PET reboots
Megaman: I hate you…
Zero: Never fear I'll save you! *jumps in and lands on Queen Man* This Homo will dieo! OMG who writes this crap!? That joke was as bad as the ones on Yu-Gi-Oh!
Megaman: Thanks Zero but how are you gonna beat him/her?
Zero: Beat him/her? I'm here to watch! *grabs some Artificially Flavored Pizza ^_^*
Megaman:…
Lan: Hey I want some! Gimme! *Tries to reach into the PET*
Zero: Ha ha stupid mortal you cannot have any!
Lan: Aw….where'd she go? I guess she went for some pizza.
Megaman: No she got bored cause your a dumb ass…
Lan: Oh ok……. MOM WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
Mrs. Hikari: Artificially Flavored Pizza!
Lan: Yay Pizza! *runs off to get pizza w/out jacking Megaman out.
Megaman: Aw shi*!
To Be Continued…