Random Man EXE Part 7

Aiya!

*Lan and Megaman are shopping for chips in Higure's Shop*

Lan: Hey Mega, how bout' this chip?

Megaman: For the last time! I-DO-NOT-WANT-A-AFP-CHIP!!!!

Lan: Awwww…but…then how 'bout this one? *Shows Megaman the AFP Chip again*

Megaman: Fine! Ok! Whatever!

Lan: ^^ Ok! I'll take this chip Higure-San!

Higure: Um, Netto-kun, why do you want…

Lan: FOOL! AFP RULZ ALL! AND WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME NETTO-KUN!?

Higure: Ok, whatever…That'll be 10,000 Zennies.

Lan: Put it on my tab.

Higure:… ok then you now owe me…10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Zennies…

*Outside in Densan City*

Lan: Wow! I got a good deal!

Megaman: *sigh* You practically steal those chips…

Lan: Yeah I know this chip is cool ^^!

Megaman: ~I hate him~

Shadowy-Masked-Dude: Hello Lan Hikari… wanna Net-battle?

Lan: Ok^^! But be warned, I'm good

Megaman: He sux you might as well take a chip and leave…

Lan: Battle Routine Set…

Megaman: Whoa, whoa, whoa… what happened to the Battle Program…Execute phrase?

SMD: AIYA! Just come on!

Megaman: Aiya? What the hell is that?

SMD: Aiyazza!

Lan: Pizza?

SMD: No! I said Aiya!

Lan: Oh… Battle Routine set…

Megaman: *sigh* execute……

*Megaman and SMD's Navi engage in battle*

Megaman: So what would your name be?

?????: My name is Regar and unfortunately I am the Navi of that guy…

Megaman: Who is that guy anyway?

Regar: That idiot's name is…

SMD: HEY! What did I say about my name?

Regar:…*sigh* His name is Master-Sama…

Megaman: What's wrong with him?

Regar: I don't wanna sound blunt but… he's an idiot…

Megaman: Kinda like Lan…*looks up to see Lan using a battle chip to clean his teeth*¬_¬

Regar: Hey what do you say we ditch them and go to the Net-Square?

Megaman: Sure!

*Megaman and Regar Leave to go get sodas in the Net-Square*

Lan: Aw man I didn't even get to try my new chip! *Sees Master-Sama walking away* Where are you going?

Master-Sama: This mask is hot I'm taking it back home….

Lan: Oh wanna get AF Pizza?

Master-Sama: Sure I love to!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shorter than usual… oh yeah I don't like the rude and un-needed comments from some people who shall not be named. The point of this Fan Fic is not for it to make sense it's purpose is to humor people who get it.