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NO NEED FOR ANTI'S
~Part I: The Great Invention
"Yes!" The pink-haired genius, Washu Hakubi, laughed evilly.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!! I am truly a mad scientist! Boy, what a surprise the others will get when..."
GONG!!!
"Ok, everybody! Lunch is ready!" Sasami shouted from the kitchen
"But first- I eat!" she walked through the inter-dimensional door, out of her laboratory, and into the Masaki household.
Behind her stood a massive new invention…
"Tenchiiiii!!!" Ryoko, the ex-space pirate with cyan hair whined.
"Y-yes, Ryoko?" Tenchi asked nervously from the seat across from her at the table. Ryoko put a sad face on.
"Ayeka said you like her more than me! Tenchi, tell me that's not true!"
"Well, not necessarily…"
"Oh!" Ayeka stood up. "So you like that… that… criminal more than me?"
"Well, uhh…"
Ryoko was getting angry.
"Ex-criminal!"
Tenchi felt trapped. Just then, Washu walked into the room.
"Smells great, Sasami!" She said, sitting down at the table.
"Thank you!" the young princess bowed.
After scarfing down a couple bites, Washu said, "I've been meaning to tell you all-"
"TENCHI! TELL US, NOW!" Ryoko screamed, slamming her fist down on the table and shaking all of the plates.
Tenchi 'uhhhhh'-ed out of nervousness, and then…
* SCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! *
The sound of something hurtling through the air drowned out Tenchi's 'uhhhh'. Then, a loud CRASH sounded. Everyone ran outside to see what was amiss.
"Sorry, guys!" a girl with blonde girl climbed out of the Galaxy Police ship that was crashed into the deck by the house.
"MIHOSHI!" Ryoko shouted.
"Sorry!"
"Now, now, Ryoko. I'm sure Mihoshi did not mean to crash her ship again." Ayeka said, helping the sobbing police officer into the house.
"WAAAAH! WAAAHHH…. Hey, Tenchi! What are you 'uhh'-ing about?" Mihoshi asked the 'uhh'-ing boy.
"Uhhhh…"
"Washu! Tenchi won't stop 'uhh'-ing! Would you please come here and fix him?" The genius walked over to where Tenchi was sitting.
"Hmm… Very interesting. But not important now. I have to go finish my GREAT INVENTION!!" Washu beamed, and then walked away.
"Ryoko!" Ayeka snapped, and pointed her finger at her, "This is your fault! Lord Tenchi is only doing this because you yelled at him, obviously!"
"Uhhhh…" Tenchi was drooling now with a blank expression on his face. He fell over on Mihoshi.
"Agck! He's drooling all over me!" Mihoshi squealed.
"Now, hold up, princess!" Ryoko rose up off of the ground.
"Oh, you want to take this outside, do you?!" said Ayeka, as she transformed into her Jurain battle suit and also floated up.
"Uhhhh…"
Mihoshi was dragging him to Washu's lab. As Ayeka and Ryoko flew outside, the detective knocked on the door to the laboratory.
"Washu!! Open up!"
There was response from the lab.
"Uhhhhh…" Tenchi was showing no signs of stopping the 'uhh'. Mihoshi slapped him a couple times.
"C'mon, Tenchi! Snap out of it!" She then kicked open the door, and dragged him in by the shoulders.
"Washu?"
Mihoshi carried him around the lab a bit, looking behind big machines and such.
"Washuuuu! Where are you?"
Then she came to a new machine, with a keyboard and a holographic computer screen near it.
"I wonder what this does…?" Mihoshi, of course, pushed a few buttons on the keyboard. The computer screen turned from green to red, and flashed 'WARNING! DEVICE ACTIVATED!' The ground began to shake.
"Oh no!!" Mihoshi screamed, "WASHU! RYOKO, AYEKA! SASAMI!! SOMEBODY, HELP!!!"
The others came through the door. Sasami gasped.
"Mihoshi, what's going on?!" Ayeka's little sister asked.
Just then, Washu came running towards them.
"You idiot! I TOLD you not to ever mess around in my lab!"
Tenchi stirred.
"Woah! What happened?" he asked.
Washu was typing rapidly at the keyboard.
"It's no use! It won't abort!" She turned towards the frightened bunch, "We have to get OUT of here! NOW!"
Everyone ran around the lab.
"Where's the door?!" Ayeka cried.
Sasami realized something.
"Oh, no! Poor Ryo-Ohki! She's asleep in the house!" she sobbed as they all ran frantically.
Washu stopped. She looked down. Sparks were flying from machines, and the ground was shaking violently now.
"What is it, Washu?" Ryoko asked.
"Well, actually…" A loud explosion from far off sounded.
"Out with it!"
"Ryo-Ohki isn't in the house… I just told you that to throw you off my case. She's in the lab… I was kinda sorta… umm… now I wouldn't say experimenting, but…"
Sasami and Ryoko looked horrified.
"We can still save her!"
Everyone nodded, and ran to get her. The furry cabbit was asleep on a table with wires coming from her head.
Sasami swept her up, and turned around, wondering where to run. They ran towards where the new machine was.
"Wah!" Mihoshi tripped, and crashed into the others. They tumbled into a glass pod with wires connected to the
machine. The door to the pod closed.
"TENCHI!" Ayeka screamed and grabbed the boy's arm. Then, electrical sounds rung through their ears. A flash of light exploded from the pod all throughout the lab…