Random Man Part 9

Net Trouble: The Great AFP Wars!

*To sum it all up Lan is sucked into the net w/out a way to get out… 2 part episode!*

Lan: Yay! I'm in the net^^.

Megaman: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lan: What's wrong?

Megaman: YOU'RE IN THE NET! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG! MY WORST FEAR HAS COME TRUE!

Lan: What that AFP would never be made again?

Megaman: No that you would…oh never mind. Anyway lets find a way to kick you out…huh? Where is he?

*By the time Megaman stopped talking Lan was at the AFP restaurant ordering a Pizza*

Megaman: ¬_¬ what are you doing?

Lan: *Takes a bite out of the pizza* Eatin AFP^^. *Spits out the pizza* YUK! DATA FLAVOR!

Megaman: 9_9

Zero: Awww man, your wastin good pizza!

Megaman: Zero!

Zero: Yo!

Megaman: Yo….I mean! What are you doing here!?

Zero: What? Now theres a crime against me coming to a pizza parlor?

Megaman: *sigh* I guess not…

Life Virus: *walks in* Hey guys what's happenin?

Megaman: Hey LV.

Zero: Yo!

Glyde: Bwahaha your green haha! *Drinks some beer poops on LV and runs away*

LV: Just for that I'm turning you all into cats *Cheesy special effects start and then every1 turns Neko again*

Neko-Zero: Meo-oh no!

Neko-Megaman: Me-it

Neko-Lan: Meommmm pizza!

N. Regar: *comes in* Meow hello!

N. Zero: Me-yo

N. Megaman: Mey

N. Lan: Kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps onto Regar and starts to pet him*

N. Regar: Meow-what the Me-uck is he doin here!?

N. Zero: Meo-He jumped into to his PET and became digital. You know J.I.P.A.B.A.N. Syndrome.

N. Regar: Me-oh……… Meow-damn it that's enough Nekoing Life Virus!

N. LV: Sorry…

N. Megaman: You turned youself into a neko?

N. LV: Yeah…

N. Zero: Bwahahahahahaha idiot!

N. LV: ¬_¬ *turns everyone back into their original self except Zero.

N. Zero: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Lan: Ok I'm bored with this place lemme leave! *Trys to jump back out of the PET but hits his head.* ow…

Zero: *beat up LV and got turned back into Zero* We have to go to the deepest part of the under net and get the I.W.O.O.H(I Want Out Of Here) cure.

Megaman: What's the deepest part?

Regar: It's *gulp* Under net 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.56

Lan: Sound fun^^

Regar: … you're an idiot aren't you?

Lan: DUH! Did you just now figure that out!?

Regar: …..

Lan: *trips over a soda can and spews monkeys into a barbaric Turkish donut.* Wheee!!!!!!!

Regar: 0.0

Megaman: ¬_¬

N. Zero (got turned neko again): =3

Roll: =D

Kirby: t('.'t)

LV: =|

Megaman: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lan: What's taking you so long?

*Megaman looks over to see everyone is far ahead*

Megaman:…

*One hour later and everyone already made it to under net 900*

Regar: Well only.. er… uh a few more under nets to go…

Megaman: Hey look a virus! *Sees a mettool walk by*

Lan: Mmmmmmm! A short construction worker! My second favorite food! *eats the mettool*

Megaman: 0.0 um Lan that was a virus!

Lan: I know you're right! Construction workers are tastey!

LV: Idiot… HEY LOOK! It's the gateway to level 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.56 of the under net!

Zero: How did we get there from level 900?

LV: *turns Zero into a neko again* I dunno its just a random shortcut.

N. Zero: Meo-ok. *bites LV and turns normal again*

Megaman: Well here we go! *opens the door to under net 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.56*

To Be Continued…