Random Man Part 10

Net Trouble: PMC

*Lan is trapped in the net and everyone has gone to undernet 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.56 to get the program to get him out*

Megaman: *Opens the door* WTF?

*everyone walks in and to their surprise they see a giant stuffed grapefruit*

LV: Holy smack burry!

Zero: Jiv and Jive!

Lan: I'm hungry.

Regar: ~Insert Cleaver Phrase Here~

Megaman: o_O So I guess we climb it…

*The group starts to climb the giant grapefruit*

Lan: Are we there yet?

Megaman: We're only 5 centimeters off the ground…

Zero: Can it! I hear sump tin!

*Suddenly purple ninjas of the square bellybutton jumped from a helicopter and landed on a ledge of the grapefruit that suddenly appeared and happened to already have our heroes on it*

Lan: Oh no!

Megaman: Snap!

Zero: Crap!

LV: Smud Ruckers!

Regar: Crickies!

*The PNotSB attacked with no mercy! Megaman use his Buster and killed a few, Zero and Regar took to slashing them, LV shot big beams, and Lan go bored…*

Lan: I'm bored… let's do something else!

Regar: Lets end this zero!

Zero: Right!

Zero and Regar: GIANT COMBO SLASH OF PICKLE DEAD!

*A huge slash of energy shot out of Regar and Zero's combined swords and killed all the PNotSB*

Megaman: That was strange…

LV: We must keep going or else we will encounter Dragon Chairs of the Crippled Cherry!

Megaman: O.o uh ok

*so they all started to climb again when finally they reached the top. To their surprise they saw a Virus guarding the Purple Mystery Cube holding the I.W.O.O.H program*

???????: I am CHURSIN the guarder of purple nifty things.

Megaman: We need that I.W.O.O.H program to get that idiot kid out of the net

Len: Hello! I eat my trees for the special holiday of pencil!

Chursin: I see what you mean… BUT YOU MUST FIGHT ME TO GET THIS PROGRAM!

Regar: *Sigh* fine…

LV: I'll beat him! *at that LV shoots a big beam at him!*

Chursin: Is that all you've got? *Chursin sticks out his toung and shoots licorice all around LV, trapping him!

Regar: Eat this! *Regar uses his energy sword to slice Chursin*

Chursin: ok! *eats his sword*

Regar: O.O

Zero: Damn you! *Zero charges up the fires a double shot and single slice*

Chursin: Oh please! *Chursin farts on the attacks and blows them and Zero up!*

Megaman: It's up to me! *Megaman charges his power shot and fire it at Chursin full blast!*

Chursin: Bah! The easiest one yet! *Chursin takes LV and uses him as a shield killing LV*

Megaman: Uh whoops…

Lan: OH screw this! *Goes over and kicks Chursin making him fall to his doom*

Chursin: Black Quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssssssssssssss!

Regar: Uh right… anyway…

Megaman: Ok Lan go over and unlock the PMC.

Lan: But I don't have an un-locker…

Megaman: O.O You can't be serious! Does anyone else have one?

Regar: I'm all out…

Zero: Used it on my grandma…

Megaman: S***…

Lan: YOU SUCK PMC! *Clicks the PMC and it opens up*

Megaman: Oh…

*all of a sudden everything goes white…*

*When Lan woke up he was in his room*

Lan: Yay! I'm out! Wait…WHY DOES MY ROOM LOOK DIFFERENT!? *lan walks out of his room and sees that his parents are holding a party* MOM WHY DOES MY ROOM LOOK DIFFERENT!?

Mrs. Hikari: Your alive!? Er… I mean OM-MY-GOD! YOUR-ALIVE-I-AM-SO-HAP-PY!

Mr. Hikari: Ok everyone out! I have to go to work now *leaves quickly*.

Mrs. Hikari: ~Yes thanks for leaving me with him DEAR~

Lan: WHAT'S WITH MY ROOM!?

Mrs. Hikari: Uh… look a tree!

Lan: *looks away* Where!?

*As Lan looks Mrs. Hikari sneaks out*

Megaman: Baka…

To Be Continued…

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