What A Tangled Web We Weave
Fury Headquarters
Fury : Yeah, right there. That's him. Track him. Good job Melvin.
Yelena Belova (Black Widow) walks in.
Fury : Hey Yelena.
Yelena : What's up Nick?
Fury : Tracking a bank robber. Melvin, what's his identification?
Melvin : His name's Doug Hennesy. He's 24, and he lives in Maine.
Fury : Great.
Yelena : Nick, I need to talk to you in private please.
Fury : Sure.
She leads him to a private room and locks the door.
Fury : So?
Yelena : So. You have always told me to do something with my life. Something fun, yet dangerous.
Fury : I have?
Yelena : Cocktail party. You made a move on me? Remember?
Fury : Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Yelena : No time for apologies.
Fury : Okay.
Yelena : So you said that to me, and I thought about it for a while.
Fury : And what did you conclude?
Yelena : I'm going to become an assassin.
Fury : Aren't you already an assassin?
Yelena : I'm talking about a different kind of assassin, Nick.
Fury : Oh yeah? And what's that?
Yelena : A superhero assassin.
Fury : What?
Yelena : You heard me.
Fury : What are you talking about?
Yelena : A superhero assassin.
Fury : I don't get it.
Yelena : What's an assassin, Nick?
Fury : Someone who kills people.
Yelena : And what's a superhero?
Fury : Someone who saves people.
Yelena : Now put those two together and what do you get?
Fury : Yelena! What, are you crazy?! Assassinating superheroes!? What the heck!?
Yelena : Yeah, I know, it is crazy. But aren't we all these days?
Fury : You're so messed up.
Yelena : You can remember this day as, well, the day you got caught in the Black Widows web.
She pulls a pistol from her back, and shoots him in the corner of his forehead. He falls, and blood flies on the back of a console with a sickening "splat."
Yelena : What a tangled web we weave, Fury.
Fury Headquarters
Fury : Yeah, right there. That's him. Track him. Good job Melvin.
Yelena Belova (Black Widow) walks in.
Fury : Hey Yelena.
Yelena : What's up Nick?
Fury : Tracking a bank robber. Melvin, what's his identification?
Melvin : His name's Doug Hennesy. He's 24, and he lives in Maine.
Fury : Great.
Yelena : Nick, I need to talk to you in private please.
Fury : Sure.
She leads him to a private room and locks the door.
Fury : So?
Yelena : So. You have always told me to do something with my life. Something fun, yet dangerous.
Fury : I have?
Yelena : Cocktail party. You made a move on me? Remember?
Fury : Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Yelena : No time for apologies.
Fury : Okay.
Yelena : So you said that to me, and I thought about it for a while.
Fury : And what did you conclude?
Yelena : I'm going to become an assassin.
Fury : Aren't you already an assassin?
Yelena : I'm talking about a different kind of assassin, Nick.
Fury : Oh yeah? And what's that?
Yelena : A superhero assassin.
Fury : What?
Yelena : You heard me.
Fury : What are you talking about?
Yelena : A superhero assassin.
Fury : I don't get it.
Yelena : What's an assassin, Nick?
Fury : Someone who kills people.
Yelena : And what's a superhero?
Fury : Someone who saves people.
Yelena : Now put those two together and what do you get?
Fury : Yelena! What, are you crazy?! Assassinating superheroes!? What the heck!?
Yelena : Yeah, I know, it is crazy. But aren't we all these days?
Fury : You're so messed up.
Yelena : You can remember this day as, well, the day you got caught in the Black Widows web.
She pulls a pistol from her back, and shoots him in the corner of his forehead. He falls, and blood flies on the back of a console with a sickening "splat."
Yelena : What a tangled web we weave, Fury.