Random Man Part 12
Training commences!
Last time on Random Man Part 11; Lan and Megaman got bored, so they bought a plot! Now, Count Chocula and his Navi Shademan are threatening to destroy all the AFP!
*Lan and Megaman are in the Densan Training facility*
Megaman: Lan! When are you gonna start training for your match!?
Lan: Ah, I'll do it tomorrow…
Megaman: THE MATCH IS TOMORROW!!
Lan: Ah, I'll do it tomorrow…
Megaman: … Damn! This is impossible! We'll never be strong enough to defeat Count Chocula with your Net-Battling skills!
Lan: Look, all we need to do is follow the pencil-training program I made!
Megaman: IT SUCKS!!!!
Lan: DO IT!!!!! OR I'LL EAT YOUR SARCOPHAGUS!!
Megaman: 9_9. Fine, *Holds up his hand* Hit me… hit me…*Jumps to the left* Ha… you missed. *Jumps to the right* Ha… you missed. *Points buster* Bang… your dead. Yay… I win…
Lan: Now we can't loose!!!
Megaman: You're an idiot…
Lan: Hey don't get all microscopical with me! You need to change your turnip mister!
Megaman: How many cans of Cream soda did you have today?
Lan: 14,876 give or take a few, why?
Megaman: You realize that's over 684,296 grams of sugar, right?
Lan: Pssshaw. Don't go there girlfriend! I'll sizzling your bacon!
Megaman: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?
Lan: Ham *Starts to smoke ham on a grill*
Megaman: ¬¬. That's so lame…
*Suddenly the sky turns dark and lightning starts to strike from all around Lan and Megaman. Then a shadowy figure appears out of nowhere on a cliff above our heroes. *
???-???: Giving up so easily? Just what I expected from weaklings…
Megaman: …the hell? I thought we were inside! And who are you?
???-???: You forgot me already? *Hits a button and all the mountains and cliff and lightning go away*
Lan: Hub…Cap!
Hub-cap: Yo!
Megaman: Not you again…
Hub-cap: Well I guess I wont help Lan become a better Net-Battler so you can win tomorrow's match…
Megaman: 00;; ^^;; Hub-cap! My pal! How've ya been!? How did you do that cool entrance!?
Hub-cap: Well this little controller here. *Shows controller* It sends out holographic images that make the surroundings all cool^^.
Lan: Awesome!! So how are you gonna help me train my biscuit?
Hub-cap: B~~~~~~~~~~~~~y…NET-BATTLING!!
Megaman: With Zero, right?
Hub-cap: Of course not! For this training we need a more powerful opponent!
*Hub-cap then presses his button, it turns dark again, and dramatic music starts to play. Then a stream of lightning comes down behind him*
Hub-cap: FORTE, I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: YOUR USING FORTE!?
*In a glistening light, the original Forte beams down!*
Hub-cap: Hey… WAIT!
*The dramatic music and lightning stop. It turns light again*
Hub-cap: BAKA! NOT YOU FORTE! I MEANT FORTE.EXE!!
Forte: Oh… sorry… my bad…
Megaman: 9_9
*Forte beams back up*
Hub-cap: Lets try this again
*Hub-cap then presses his button, it turns dark again, and dramatic music starts to play. Then a stream of lightning comes down behind him*
Hub-cap: FORTE.EXE, I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: YOUR USING FORTE.EXE!?
*In a glistening light, Forte.EXE appears in the battle arena, cloak and all*
Forte.EXE: No one can defeat me… All scum humans will fall to my wrath!!
Hub-cap: Uh…right…
Lan: Ahhh! He scares my icicles straight out of they're honeycombs!
Psycho Furry Dude: ME WANT HONYCOMBS!!
Megaman: 00;; ENOUGH!! LETS JUST BATTLE ALREADY!!
Hub-cap: Yeah, whatever…
Lan: Chicken routine set!
Megaman: Bagawk!
*Megaman and Forte.EXE engage in battle*
To Be Continued…
Megaman: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BREAKFAST CEREAL CHARACTERS!?
Training commences!
Last time on Random Man Part 11; Lan and Megaman got bored, so they bought a plot! Now, Count Chocula and his Navi Shademan are threatening to destroy all the AFP!
*Lan and Megaman are in the Densan Training facility*
Megaman: Lan! When are you gonna start training for your match!?
Lan: Ah, I'll do it tomorrow…
Megaman: THE MATCH IS TOMORROW!!
Lan: Ah, I'll do it tomorrow…
Megaman: … Damn! This is impossible! We'll never be strong enough to defeat Count Chocula with your Net-Battling skills!
Lan: Look, all we need to do is follow the pencil-training program I made!
Megaman: IT SUCKS!!!!
Lan: DO IT!!!!! OR I'LL EAT YOUR SARCOPHAGUS!!
Megaman: 9_9. Fine, *Holds up his hand* Hit me… hit me…*Jumps to the left* Ha… you missed. *Jumps to the right* Ha… you missed. *Points buster* Bang… your dead. Yay… I win…
Lan: Now we can't loose!!!
Megaman: You're an idiot…
Lan: Hey don't get all microscopical with me! You need to change your turnip mister!
Megaman: How many cans of Cream soda did you have today?
Lan: 14,876 give or take a few, why?
Megaman: You realize that's over 684,296 grams of sugar, right?
Lan: Pssshaw. Don't go there girlfriend! I'll sizzling your bacon!
Megaman: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?
Lan: Ham *Starts to smoke ham on a grill*
Megaman: ¬¬. That's so lame…
*Suddenly the sky turns dark and lightning starts to strike from all around Lan and Megaman. Then a shadowy figure appears out of nowhere on a cliff above our heroes. *
???-???: Giving up so easily? Just what I expected from weaklings…
Megaman: …the hell? I thought we were inside! And who are you?
???-???: You forgot me already? *Hits a button and all the mountains and cliff and lightning go away*
Lan: Hub…Cap!
Hub-cap: Yo!
Megaman: Not you again…
Hub-cap: Well I guess I wont help Lan become a better Net-Battler so you can win tomorrow's match…
Megaman: 00;; ^^;; Hub-cap! My pal! How've ya been!? How did you do that cool entrance!?
Hub-cap: Well this little controller here. *Shows controller* It sends out holographic images that make the surroundings all cool^^.
Lan: Awesome!! So how are you gonna help me train my biscuit?
Hub-cap: B~~~~~~~~~~~~~y…NET-BATTLING!!
Megaman: With Zero, right?
Hub-cap: Of course not! For this training we need a more powerful opponent!
*Hub-cap then presses his button, it turns dark again, and dramatic music starts to play. Then a stream of lightning comes down behind him*
Hub-cap: FORTE, I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: YOUR USING FORTE!?
*In a glistening light, the original Forte beams down!*
Hub-cap: Hey… WAIT!
*The dramatic music and lightning stop. It turns light again*
Hub-cap: BAKA! NOT YOU FORTE! I MEANT FORTE.EXE!!
Forte: Oh… sorry… my bad…
Megaman: 9_9
*Forte beams back up*
Hub-cap: Lets try this again
*Hub-cap then presses his button, it turns dark again, and dramatic music starts to play. Then a stream of lightning comes down behind him*
Hub-cap: FORTE.EXE, I SUMMON THEE!!!!!!!!!
Megaman: YOUR USING FORTE.EXE!?
*In a glistening light, Forte.EXE appears in the battle arena, cloak and all*
Forte.EXE: No one can defeat me… All scum humans will fall to my wrath!!
Hub-cap: Uh…right…
Lan: Ahhh! He scares my icicles straight out of they're honeycombs!
Psycho Furry Dude: ME WANT HONYCOMBS!!
Megaman: 00;; ENOUGH!! LETS JUST BATTLE ALREADY!!
Hub-cap: Yeah, whatever…
Lan: Chicken routine set!
Megaman: Bagawk!
*Megaman and Forte.EXE engage in battle*
To Be Continued…
Megaman: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BREAKFAST CEREAL CHARACTERS!?