Random Man Part 13
Day
of
Desten….pickle
Last time on Random Man Part 12; Lan and Megaman started to train for the match with Count Chocula and The day has finally come for Lan to battle it out with his purple iguana… er I mean Count Chocula!!!
Megaman: Wake up idiot!
Lan: Just five more minutes…
Megaman: Fine… Hey wait! You've said that for the past hour! Oh-no! Now there's only 6 hours until the battle with Count Chacula! Get up nimrod!
Lan: 5 more!
Megaman: Fine…. RUTEBAGER!!!!!!!!!
Lan: *Jumps out of bed, runs, and trips into the shower. He then falls asleep again while the water fills*
Megaman: Well at least he'll be clean when he drowns… ¬¬;;
*An hour later at breakfast*
MM: Turn on the news.
Lan: 5 more minutes…
MM: ¬¬ *Shocks Lan*
Lan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *turns on TV*
Sparky: Earlier today citizens were stunned when a large quantity of Zenny was stolen from a Homeless Navi Fund.
Lan: No one but a heartless scoundrel would pilter zenny from a charity's collection fund!
*Lan and Megaman look at each other*
Lan and Megaman: ¬¬…Zero…
*In the undernet*
Zero: Whee hee hee, They're all mine! D
*Back to Lan and Megaman*
Sparky the Announcer: In other news, Village idiot, Lan Hikari, has a Net-Battle with Count Chocula, the guy who will destroy all the AFP.
World: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Later on*
Megaman: 4 hours left…
Lan: This is getting' boring,…MSZ can you speed things up?
MSZ: Sure thing!
*3 hours and 45 minutes later*
Lan: Thanx! Ready Megaman?
Megaman: As I'll ever be…
*Lan and Megaman start to walk down the street*
Pokeman: Get'm Lan!
Lan: I will!
Digiman: Ditto!
Lan: Ditto!
Dex: *Still having a seizure*
Lan: *Tears up* That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
Higure: I believe in you Netto-kun!
Lan: It's Lan!!!!!!!!
Yai: WHA HA HA HA HA! I'M UGLY!
Lan: *kicks Yai out of the way*
Mariko-sensei: WIN OR HAVE HOMEWORK FOREVER!!!!!
Lan: DON'T KILL ME!
??: Hey Idiot!
Lan: Huh? Some one call my name?
Alex: Beat him!
Lan: Devil woman! *Hisses*
Alex: 0.0;;;
Hub-cap: Lan… good job training!
Lan: But we didn't even train! The episode ended before the fight…
Hub-cap:… Just remember this, "Wise men can only count to 10..."
Lan: Darn, I can count to twelve… counting is fun!
Picard: I Believe in you Lan! Make Net-Battlers proud!
Lan: I wont!
Kenny Blankenship: I think what they're trying to say is, DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
Lan: Who are you? Huh where did he go? Oh I'm just block.
Zero: Lan I'm counting on You! Save AFP for… OH CRAP IT'S THE COPS! I GOTTA CHEESE IT! *Jumps on random motorboat* Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam! *Speeds away*
Megaman: Lets get going now…
Lan: Okay! We're here!
Megaman: HUH?! *looks to see that Bob's Crazy Kitchenware is next to Lan's house.* Oh…
*Lan and Megaman proceed inside the building to find the staircase*
Megaman: Uh… so what floor do we need to go to again?
Lan: Hmmm… Floor 398,345,872,396, the top floor. How much time do we have?
Megaman: 15... er 10 minutes…
Lan: Just enough stroodly, doo time!
*Announcement*
MSZ: Due to this being so long anyway, we will fast forward 10 minutes!
*10 minutes later at the top*
Lan: Sheesh that was a high walk! Hey lets spit off the top and count how long it takes to hit the bottom! *Spits off the side*
Count Chocula: I'm glad you're here, blah! But why didn't take the express elevator with the million signs pointing to it, blah?
Lan: O.O; *Dies*
Megaman: Ready Lan?
Lan: Whaaaa!!! T.T
Megaman: Execute!
Count Chocula: Prepare to die, blah!
Shademan: Execute, blah!
*Megaman and Shademan engage in battle*
Shademan: Eat this, blah! *Launches NT Warrior toys at Megaman*
*Back to the spit; It's still goin'*
Megaman: Ahhh! Cheap toys!
Lan: Megaman use basic maneuvers!
Megaman: What?!
Lan: Run and shoot a lot!
Megaman: Oh…*starts to run and shoot at random*
Shademan: Is that all you got, blah? *Blocks all attacks and counters with more toys*
Megaman: Oh-no, my HP is almost empty!
Lan: I'm bored…
Master-sama: Lan! You must beat him! Think of the AFP!
Lan: AFP! *Lan's eyes ignite with fire* O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT OUT!!!! *Starts to run around in circles*
Count Chocula: This is pitiful, lets finish it, blah!
*Suddenly some random kid breaks through the window and runs at Count Chocula and Lan*
Some Random Kid: Schmury! *runs up and cuts the cords to Count Chocula and Lan's PETs*
Lan and Count Chocula: The heck?!
Megaman and Shademan: The heck?!
The Heck: What?!
SRK: Wait… You're not Schmury!
Count Chocula: Well duh!…Blah…
SRK: That would explain why you look nothing like him and I still stupidly attacked you… A tree! Huh? No! *Jumps on Count Chocula and starts to gnaw on his forehead*
Count Chocula: O.O;;; AHHHH!!!!!!!! Blah… *starts to run around in agony*
Master-sama: Wow, Lan he might me even dumber than you…
Lan: Don't even lushempostingerationlafist about that!
Master-sama: Huh?!
Lan: You bet!
*Back to the spit; Yep… It's still goin'*
Master-sama: What are you tal~
Lan: Yep… I'm bored…
Master-sama: I'm out…*Throws down a smoke ball* Winners don't do drugs! Wha ha ha ha ha!
*As the room fills with white smoke, clicks can be heard in the back round. After the smoke clears we see Master-sama pressing the elevator button*
Master-sama: Gah! C'mon!
*Everyone then stares at Master-sama*
Master-sama: ;; Uh…*Steps into the elevator when it arrives* ;; I'll see you when we meet again Lan! And we WILL meet again! *Throws another smoke ball, but before the ball exit's the elevator the doors close and it bounces back inside. Then the elevator then fills up with white smoke* OH CRAP!!!!!!! *cough cough cough*
Lan: OO;… *starts to be bored again*
SRK: OO;… *starts to gnaw again*
Count Chocula: OO;… *starts to wallow in agony again*
Lan: *Tapes his PET back together* This is boring, let's go home…
Megaman: Yeah…
Count Chocula: *Throws SRK out a window and he lands on the fire escape* I'll win next time Lan! Blah! *Jumps out an opposite window, but misses the fire escape* AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh h h h h h… *SPLAT!* Blahhhhhhh-screw it…
Lan: Right… Squirtang!
Megaman: Just go…
Lan: *Heads down the stairs* Hey look a Sqlurdgeberry! *Trips*
Megaman: Oh God…
*Back to the spit; It hit's the ground and make a crater 10098439843279547893254798758 Km long and 90427827487352843659843543178582357437532737 Km wide*
To Be Continued…
MSZ: I'm gonna kill myself now…
Day
of
Desten….pickle
Last time on Random Man Part 12; Lan and Megaman started to train for the match with Count Chocula and The day has finally come for Lan to battle it out with his purple iguana… er I mean Count Chocula!!!
Megaman: Wake up idiot!
Lan: Just five more minutes…
Megaman: Fine… Hey wait! You've said that for the past hour! Oh-no! Now there's only 6 hours until the battle with Count Chacula! Get up nimrod!
Lan: 5 more!
Megaman: Fine…. RUTEBAGER!!!!!!!!!
Lan: *Jumps out of bed, runs, and trips into the shower. He then falls asleep again while the water fills*
Megaman: Well at least he'll be clean when he drowns… ¬¬;;
*An hour later at breakfast*
MM: Turn on the news.
Lan: 5 more minutes…
MM: ¬¬ *Shocks Lan*
Lan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *turns on TV*
Sparky: Earlier today citizens were stunned when a large quantity of Zenny was stolen from a Homeless Navi Fund.
Lan: No one but a heartless scoundrel would pilter zenny from a charity's collection fund!
*Lan and Megaman look at each other*
Lan and Megaman: ¬¬…Zero…
*In the undernet*
Zero: Whee hee hee, They're all mine! D
*Back to Lan and Megaman*
Sparky the Announcer: In other news, Village idiot, Lan Hikari, has a Net-Battle with Count Chocula, the guy who will destroy all the AFP.
World: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Later on*
Megaman: 4 hours left…
Lan: This is getting' boring,…MSZ can you speed things up?
MSZ: Sure thing!
*3 hours and 45 minutes later*
Lan: Thanx! Ready Megaman?
Megaman: As I'll ever be…
*Lan and Megaman start to walk down the street*
Pokeman: Get'm Lan!
Lan: I will!
Digiman: Ditto!
Lan: Ditto!
Dex: *Still having a seizure*
Lan: *Tears up* That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
Higure: I believe in you Netto-kun!
Lan: It's Lan!!!!!!!!
Yai: WHA HA HA HA HA! I'M UGLY!
Lan: *kicks Yai out of the way*
Mariko-sensei: WIN OR HAVE HOMEWORK FOREVER!!!!!
Lan: DON'T KILL ME!
??: Hey Idiot!
Lan: Huh? Some one call my name?
Alex: Beat him!
Lan: Devil woman! *Hisses*
Alex: 0.0;;;
Hub-cap: Lan… good job training!
Lan: But we didn't even train! The episode ended before the fight…
Hub-cap:… Just remember this, "Wise men can only count to 10..."
Lan: Darn, I can count to twelve… counting is fun!
Picard: I Believe in you Lan! Make Net-Battlers proud!
Lan: I wont!
Kenny Blankenship: I think what they're trying to say is, DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
Lan: Who are you? Huh where did he go? Oh I'm just block.
Zero: Lan I'm counting on You! Save AFP for… OH CRAP IT'S THE COPS! I GOTTA CHEESE IT! *Jumps on random motorboat* Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lam! *Speeds away*
Megaman: Lets get going now…
Lan: Okay! We're here!
Megaman: HUH?! *looks to see that Bob's Crazy Kitchenware is next to Lan's house.* Oh…
*Lan and Megaman proceed inside the building to find the staircase*
Megaman: Uh… so what floor do we need to go to again?
Lan: Hmmm… Floor 398,345,872,396, the top floor. How much time do we have?
Megaman: 15... er 10 minutes…
Lan: Just enough stroodly, doo time!
*Announcement*
MSZ: Due to this being so long anyway, we will fast forward 10 minutes!
*10 minutes later at the top*
Lan: Sheesh that was a high walk! Hey lets spit off the top and count how long it takes to hit the bottom! *Spits off the side*
Count Chocula: I'm glad you're here, blah! But why didn't take the express elevator with the million signs pointing to it, blah?
Lan: O.O; *Dies*
Megaman: Ready Lan?
Lan: Whaaaa!!! T.T
Megaman: Execute!
Count Chocula: Prepare to die, blah!
Shademan: Execute, blah!
*Megaman and Shademan engage in battle*
Shademan: Eat this, blah! *Launches NT Warrior toys at Megaman*
*Back to the spit; It's still goin'*
Megaman: Ahhh! Cheap toys!
Lan: Megaman use basic maneuvers!
Megaman: What?!
Lan: Run and shoot a lot!
Megaman: Oh…*starts to run and shoot at random*
Shademan: Is that all you got, blah? *Blocks all attacks and counters with more toys*
Megaman: Oh-no, my HP is almost empty!
Lan: I'm bored…
Master-sama: Lan! You must beat him! Think of the AFP!
Lan: AFP! *Lan's eyes ignite with fire* O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT OUT!!!! *Starts to run around in circles*
Count Chocula: This is pitiful, lets finish it, blah!
*Suddenly some random kid breaks through the window and runs at Count Chocula and Lan*
Some Random Kid: Schmury! *runs up and cuts the cords to Count Chocula and Lan's PETs*
Lan and Count Chocula: The heck?!
Megaman and Shademan: The heck?!
The Heck: What?!
SRK: Wait… You're not Schmury!
Count Chocula: Well duh!…Blah…
SRK: That would explain why you look nothing like him and I still stupidly attacked you… A tree! Huh? No! *Jumps on Count Chocula and starts to gnaw on his forehead*
Count Chocula: O.O;;; AHHHH!!!!!!!! Blah… *starts to run around in agony*
Master-sama: Wow, Lan he might me even dumber than you…
Lan: Don't even lushempostingerationlafist about that!
Master-sama: Huh?!
Lan: You bet!
*Back to the spit; Yep… It's still goin'*
Master-sama: What are you tal~
Lan: Yep… I'm bored…
Master-sama: I'm out…*Throws down a smoke ball* Winners don't do drugs! Wha ha ha ha ha!
*As the room fills with white smoke, clicks can be heard in the back round. After the smoke clears we see Master-sama pressing the elevator button*
Master-sama: Gah! C'mon!
*Everyone then stares at Master-sama*
Master-sama: ;; Uh…*Steps into the elevator when it arrives* ;; I'll see you when we meet again Lan! And we WILL meet again! *Throws another smoke ball, but before the ball exit's the elevator the doors close and it bounces back inside. Then the elevator then fills up with white smoke* OH CRAP!!!!!!! *cough cough cough*
Lan: OO;… *starts to be bored again*
SRK: OO;… *starts to gnaw again*
Count Chocula: OO;… *starts to wallow in agony again*
Lan: *Tapes his PET back together* This is boring, let's go home…
Megaman: Yeah…
Count Chocula: *Throws SRK out a window and he lands on the fire escape* I'll win next time Lan! Blah! *Jumps out an opposite window, but misses the fire escape* AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh h h h h h… *SPLAT!* Blahhhhhhh-screw it…
Lan: Right… Squirtang!
Megaman: Just go…
Lan: *Heads down the stairs* Hey look a Sqlurdgeberry! *Trips*
Megaman: Oh God…
*Back to the spit; It hit's the ground and make a crater 10098439843279547893254798758 Km long and 90427827487352843659843543178582357437532737 Km wide*
To Be Continued…
MSZ: I'm gonna kill myself now…