A Hobbit's Collection of Poems

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own The Lord of the Rings or anything to do with it. Oh, apart from a copy of the books and a few posters and pictures.

 This is a series of poems 'written' by some of the characters in The Lord of the Rings. These are just the first two, but there will be more. They are supposed to sound strange! Enjoy!

Boromir, Boromir, you are very tall,

Boromir, Boromir, you're the hero of us all!

Boromir, Boromir, we give our thanks to you,

Boromir, Boromir, why did you leave so soon?

Signed Pippin (Peregrin Took)

Aragorn, he glitters,

Gandalf feels no cold,

Pippin's really funny,

And Gimli loves his gold.

Merry likes his mushrooms,

Legolas has great aim,

Sam has been so kind and brave,

And Boromir, you were ring-crazed, but we miss you all the same.

Signed Frodo Baggins