Random Man Part 14

Pre-main-story!

Last time on Random Man Part 12; Lan and Megaman finally confronted the evil Count Chocula and stopped him (Sorta) from destroying all the AFP!

Megaman: I better mega-hurry 'cause I'm mega-late! Being mega-late is mega-bad! Mega-cyber-speed!

*Gun clikcks* BANG!

Master Swordsman Zero: Yo! Sorry about all that! Some homo-hobo came into my house and started to make Random Man 14. Since he started it I thought, 'Pickles do sprout corn' and started to make it!

Fred: But MSZ, wont you get in trouble for killing that hobo?

MSZ: Well Tracy-

Fred: My name is Fred…

MSZ: WELL SUSAN, the government has announced that the hobo population has taken a great uprise, meaning hunting season open! *Cocks gun*

Fred: I-Did-Not-Know!

Announcer: This message was brought to you by the National Hobo Foundation, 'Save the Hobos and kill them!'

MSZ: Shaddup and watch!

*Megaman is racing towards the Net-square*

Megaman: Aw crap, I'm late!

*A kid passes by Megaman*

Timmy: Hey Megaman!

Megaman: Hey Timmy!

*Megaman arrives at the Net-square's Garden Bar: Where your pickles come home!*

Megaman: Hey! Sorry I'm late!

Zero: No prob! Just don't do it again! Or I'll have your plankton for shin guards!

Life Virus: Yo!

Megaman: Didn't you die in episode 10?

LV: I dunno, have you ever tripped over a cornapple?

Megaman: No…

LV: Well it's fun!

Megaman: 0.0;;

Regar: Sheesh this dinner sucks! The food tastes like barf!

Gaiaman: It is barf, you just ate the barf from some guy who puked when he ate here…

Regar: That explains a lot!^^ *Pukes on Gaiaman's cat.*

Megaman: Whose that? *Points at Gaiaman*

Zero: Regar, duh!

Megaman: Not him! Him! *Points at Gaiaman*

Zero: That's a tree dude…

Megaman: NOT THAT!! *Throws Zero into Gaiaman* HIM!!

Zero: Damn it! It's Life Virus!

Megaman: ¬_¬…*sigh* Whose that? *Points to Zero*

Zero: Him? He's Gaiaman!

Gaiaman: Yo!

Magaman: Hi! So whose your Net-battler?

Gaiaman: His name is commander Akira and his fighting robot, Daigunder!

Megaman: What the… o.O;

MSZ: Oh sorry, been watchin' too many commercials of stupid dubs…

Gaiaman: His name is Akira, the kid with no tension span…

Megaman Sounds a lot like Lan…

Gaiaman: Well actually, I went over the old episodes and Akira is worse.

Megaman: O.O

Zero: *Chokes* X.X

Regar: ~.o

LV: : (

Catman: =3

Megaman: THAT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaiaman: Remember when Proto got loose?

Megaman: Y-yeh… why?

Gaiaman: Akira sneezed pudding on him and he got mad

Zero: Ah! That's worse than a cold sore on a hot summer luberphone!

Waiter: Yo! Ya gonna order any oven hot purple luquid onion garden burgers or what?

Regar: Sure, we'll take seven!

Zero: Seven? There are only five of us!

Regar: One's for Nabeshin!

Nabeshin: It's been a long time Zero!

Zero: Nabeshin! I haven't seen you since we last saw each other in Pogota! How are Space Butler and Ritsuko?

NabeshinL Th-they're gone…

Regar: No!!!

Megaman: That's all fine and dandy, but-

Excel: Hail Ilpalazo…

Megaman: Who is the other burger for?

Nabeshin: My 'fro of course!

Megaman: What the hell?!

LV: Only you can!

Megaman: Huh?

MSZ: Bye, bye!

Megaman: Bakane…

To Be Continued…