What A Tangled Web We Weave
Chapter 3 : Mission "Fantastic Four"
God, this is so easy. Why couldn't anyone else kill these people? Jeez. I guess I'm the best there is. Now these guys, these guys are probably going to be harder. I mean, there's four of them.
She walks in.
Yelena : Hello?
A huge, orange man greets her.
Man : Hey there, beautiful.
Yelena : Hi, um, Mister, can I speak to, Reed, is it?
Man : Sure ya can. The name's Ben. My friends call me "Thing."
Yelena : Okay, Thing.
That guy is seriously screwed up. It looks like he's made of rock. Not good.
Thing : Here you are.
Yelena : Thanks.
Thing : No problem.
She walks in. It's an office, with a large desk and chairs.
Mr. Fantastic : Yes?
Yelena : Hi, I'm with the, um, Mutant Power Foundation. Also known as the, um, MPF. Do you mind telling me what your powers are?
Shouldn't have said "um" so much.
Mr. Fantastic : Um, yeah sure. I can stretch.
Yelena : Awesome. So like, if someone shot you would it kill you, do you think?
Mr. Fantastic : Oh yeah!
Yelena : Nice.
Mr. Fantastic : What?
Bang, Bang!
He slid back in his rolling chair.
Cake.
Suddenly the doors opened, and another man showed up.
Yelena : Okay, you're on fire!
Man : Yeah I'm the Human Torch.
He turns around to see Reed dead.
Human Torch : Jesus! What have you done?
He shot a stream of fire at her and she dodged it. It hit the wall, which is now on fire.
He shot another, and she went under the table.
Then he set fire to the table.
Human Torch : Coward!
Yelena : WHAT was that?
Human Torch : I called you a coward!
Yelena : If you want to play rough, then I guess I could play along also.
She shot him somewhere in the upper neck area. He fell, and his burning appearance disappeared.
She noticed he was a young, attractive man.
Then she felt a hit to the back.
She turned around, and no one was there.
Then a punch. The affect was a nosebleed.
Yelena : Oh, I see. Dirty trick. You're invisible.
Woman : Invisible Woman.
The Black Widow pulled out an AK-47 automatic rifle, and began shooting everywhere.
Then she noticed two blood spots which seemed to be floating in mid-air. If was followed by a scream.
She knew she hit her.
She shot about 10 more bullets in that area. More blood came.
Then the woman fell down, her appearance slightly appearing more and more.
Yelena noticed she was attractive too. With long blonde hair.
The Invisible Woman was dead.
Now for the ugly orange ape.
She new he was coming. The ground rattled.
The doors swung open, revealing a gigantic monster. He started yelling. He saw his friends.
She started firing bullets. They bounced off his chest.
He hit her, and she flew across the room.
Realizing she wasn't ready for this challenge, she crawled through the open hole in the wall. It was burned from the fire. She left in her car.
She would have to take care of him later.
Chapter 3 : Mission "Fantastic Four"
God, this is so easy. Why couldn't anyone else kill these people? Jeez. I guess I'm the best there is. Now these guys, these guys are probably going to be harder. I mean, there's four of them.
She walks in.
Yelena : Hello?
A huge, orange man greets her.
Man : Hey there, beautiful.
Yelena : Hi, um, Mister, can I speak to, Reed, is it?
Man : Sure ya can. The name's Ben. My friends call me "Thing."
Yelena : Okay, Thing.
That guy is seriously screwed up. It looks like he's made of rock. Not good.
Thing : Here you are.
Yelena : Thanks.
Thing : No problem.
She walks in. It's an office, with a large desk and chairs.
Mr. Fantastic : Yes?
Yelena : Hi, I'm with the, um, Mutant Power Foundation. Also known as the, um, MPF. Do you mind telling me what your powers are?
Shouldn't have said "um" so much.
Mr. Fantastic : Um, yeah sure. I can stretch.
Yelena : Awesome. So like, if someone shot you would it kill you, do you think?
Mr. Fantastic : Oh yeah!
Yelena : Nice.
Mr. Fantastic : What?
Bang, Bang!
He slid back in his rolling chair.
Cake.
Suddenly the doors opened, and another man showed up.
Yelena : Okay, you're on fire!
Man : Yeah I'm the Human Torch.
He turns around to see Reed dead.
Human Torch : Jesus! What have you done?
He shot a stream of fire at her and she dodged it. It hit the wall, which is now on fire.
He shot another, and she went under the table.
Then he set fire to the table.
Human Torch : Coward!
Yelena : WHAT was that?
Human Torch : I called you a coward!
Yelena : If you want to play rough, then I guess I could play along also.
She shot him somewhere in the upper neck area. He fell, and his burning appearance disappeared.
She noticed he was a young, attractive man.
Then she felt a hit to the back.
She turned around, and no one was there.
Then a punch. The affect was a nosebleed.
Yelena : Oh, I see. Dirty trick. You're invisible.
Woman : Invisible Woman.
The Black Widow pulled out an AK-47 automatic rifle, and began shooting everywhere.
Then she noticed two blood spots which seemed to be floating in mid-air. If was followed by a scream.
She knew she hit her.
She shot about 10 more bullets in that area. More blood came.
Then the woman fell down, her appearance slightly appearing more and more.
Yelena noticed she was attractive too. With long blonde hair.
The Invisible Woman was dead.
Now for the ugly orange ape.
She new he was coming. The ground rattled.
The doors swung open, revealing a gigantic monster. He started yelling. He saw his friends.
She started firing bullets. They bounced off his chest.
He hit her, and she flew across the room.
Realizing she wasn't ready for this challenge, she crawled through the open hole in the wall. It was burned from the fire. She left in her car.
She would have to take care of him later.