Random Man Part 15
Ijuin Enzan's Return...
Last time on Random Man Part 14; As Megaman met with the other Navis in a bar,
??2: Sire, Count Chocula has failed us...
?????: It is just as I suspected. The fool aimed too high, he should not have chosen to attack all the Artificially Flavored Pizza at once.
??1: Let me do it sir, I'll take down the Artificial Sauce factory. That should weaken them enough for a full scale attack.
?????: Do as you wish, but do not fail me!
??1: Yes, Milord. *Disappears into the darkness*
??2: Do you really think he can pull it off, sire?
?????: We will see...
*Meanwhile at Lan's house*
Lan: *Runs into a wall* Ha, ha! That was fun!
Megaman: Alright, stupid hour is over, hit Densan city already...
Lan: But I almost broke my goal of 500 wall hits!
Megaman: You've only done six...
Lan: But I remember four-hundred and ninety-eight!
Megaman: You passed out after the forth, you must have imagined those... C'mon let's go.
Lan: But I'm so close!
Megaman: DAMN IT!! GO!!!
Lan: Hold your vowels! I'm going!
*Lan and Megaman travel to Densan city to do some window shopping...*
Lan: I think this window would look good in my room? What do you think?
Megaman: I think you take everything way too literal.
Lan: Yeah, I like it too...
Megaman: UGH! Can we please just go check out Higure's store?!
Lan: *Pays salesman and picks up window* Yeah! He just got the new AFP V3 in! Super rare!
Megaman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! No!! Not that damn thing again!!
That Damn Thing: Hey! Words have feelings too!! *Bursts into tears*
Megaman: O.o;;
Lan: Look at what you did! You made his eyes bleed clear paint of black doom!
Megaman: You mean cry?
Lan: That too...
*After calming That Damn Thing down, Lan and Megaman travel to the AF Pizza Parlor for some lunch*
Megaman: Hmmm... Do you think Count Chocula was working for some one?
Lan: Possibly, I do have a few enemies--
Megaman: A few?! More like an entire planet's worth!
Lan: Tch, like who?
Megaman: Well... there's Hinoken, Count Elec, Madoi, Mahajorama, Elecman, Fireman, Coloredman, Magicman, Stoneman, Bomberman, Pharoahman, Dr. Wily, Forte, Shuryou, Ms. Millionare, Snakeman, Arashi, Airman, Dark Miyuki, Shadowman, Freezeman, Cutman, Midas Gauss, Magnetman, Heatman, Planetman, Napalmman, Gospel, Drillman, Raoul, Thunderman, Toadman, Daisuke, Quickman, Princess Pride, Knightman, Aragoma, Kingman, Aki-chan (Definatly!), Tamako, Metalman, Bowlman, Mistman, Bubbleman, Sunayama, Desertman, Anetta, Plantman, Mamoru (Oh Lord!), Punk, Gateman, and Proto. It's not gonna be easy to figure out who's after you...
Lan: It's not that many people
Megaman: For time's sake I left out 200 people, give or take a few.
Lan: Hey man, don't get all 'Nuh-uh' on me!
Megaman: Nani?
Lan: Oro?
Megaman: What?!
Lan: AHHHHHHH!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!
Megaman: No you're no--
Lan: Let's go!
Megaman: Tempted... to kill... him...
Lan: I like to dance! Doo, doo, doo, doo! I like to boogy all ni-- PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The pizza finally arrives* Blan-Burgatron! *Jumps on the pizza and starts to roll around in it* Niggleburry! *Jumps back into his seats and starts to devour the pizza*
Megaman: Note to self; KILL HIM!!
?????: Hikari Netto
Lan: *Continues to eat*
?????: Lan Hikari...
Lan: *Still eating*
?????: DUMBASS!
Lan: Yes? *Looks at ?????* I'm eati--*Window breaks and Lan's eyes widen.* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ST-STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Enzan: Long time no see, Lan... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lan: 0_0;;;;;;;; Wh-why are you h-here?!
Enzan: Two reasons; to m-STOP DRAWING HORNS ON ME!!!
*Lan was drawing horns on Enzan. He then jumps away from Enzan*
Lan: Y-yes, Enzan-dono!
Enzan: Ah-hem-- Two reasons; one, to make your life a living hell... again... and two, because the Officials have detected criminal activity here. They sent me to take care of it because I'm most familiar with this shit-hole.
Megaman: What kind of Criminal Activity?
Blues: *Plugs-in* A group who calls themselves 'The Cerscotts' have been making attempts to destroy Artificially Flavored Pizza production factories all over Ameropia, Densan, and Yumland.
Enzan: The one called 'Count Chocula', who you sorta defeated, happened to work for that group. At least, that's what our sources say.
Lan: Is that a fat joke?!
Enzan: What?
Lan: I'm not fat, just big-boned.
Enzan: Whatever. Anyway, I'll need your help on this one. It'll take too much time I don't have tracking him down alone. With your immense stupidity and astonishing good luck, we should find him in no time.
Lan: Yeah, whatever... look I have a perm in 20 minutes, so can we finish this quick.
Enzan: GO FIND HIM!!!!!!
Lan: Yes, Mama! I mean papa!! I mean En--
Enzan: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lan: HAAAAAIIIII!!!!! *Dashes off*
Blues: Do you think that total idiot can pull it off?
Enzan: I'll kill him if he doesn't...
Blues: Good point...
*After Lan's spastic flee, he and Megaman end up in Densan Park.*
Megaman: Now what ass-wipe?
Lan: I wish I had a Cornapple.
Cosmo: Here ya go!
Lan: Hey, thanks! *eats the Cornapple* Mmmmmm, Cornapple...#^_^#
Megaman: Ugh... Enzan will kill you if you don't search... Remember the criminal wants to destroy all the AFP.
Lan: WHAT?! I MUST SAVE THE AFP! *Runs in a random direction and hits ??1*
??1: What the?! Watch where your going, bitch!
Lan: Huh? Wha? Taste buds? ...You're... YOU'RE CAPT'N CRUNCH!! *Screams like a giddy school* Your cereal rocks! And you must be his famous Navi, Waveman!!
Capt'n Crunch: Get the hell away from me! I'm busy, foo!
Lan: Can I have your autograph? Blah, blah, blah, blah--
Megaman: ~Hmm, a cereal characters? Wait a minute!~ Lan! He works for Cerscotts! He-- L-Lan??
Lan: Make it out to Lan Hikari, ok?! #^_^#
Capt'n Crunch: You! Navi! How do you know of Cerscotts?!
Megaman: Not only Cerscotts, but your evil (well not so evil to me) plan as well!
Lan: MegaFAG! Don't be rude!
Megaman: ¬_¬; Shut up Lan...
Waveman: Wait, you're Lan Hikari?!
Lan: Yooooooooo!!
Yoh: Yes?
Capt'n Crunch: ~Fwahahahaha! Perfect now I can kill two birds with one stone! After I kill Hikari's Navi I will destroy all the Artificial Pizza Sauce!~
Lan: Ooo, nice plan!
Capt'n Crunch: Than-- HEY HOW DID YOU HEAR WHAT I WAS THINKING?!
Lan: Battle Routine, Set.
Megaman: Execute!
*Megaman and Waveman Engage in battle*
To Be Continued...
Ijuin Enzan's Return...
Last time on Random Man Part 14; As Megaman met with the other Navis in a bar,
??2: Sire, Count Chocula has failed us...
?????: It is just as I suspected. The fool aimed too high, he should not have chosen to attack all the Artificially Flavored Pizza at once.
??1: Let me do it sir, I'll take down the Artificial Sauce factory. That should weaken them enough for a full scale attack.
?????: Do as you wish, but do not fail me!
??1: Yes, Milord. *Disappears into the darkness*
??2: Do you really think he can pull it off, sire?
?????: We will see...
*Meanwhile at Lan's house*
Lan: *Runs into a wall* Ha, ha! That was fun!
Megaman: Alright, stupid hour is over, hit Densan city already...
Lan: But I almost broke my goal of 500 wall hits!
Megaman: You've only done six...
Lan: But I remember four-hundred and ninety-eight!
Megaman: You passed out after the forth, you must have imagined those... C'mon let's go.
Lan: But I'm so close!
Megaman: DAMN IT!! GO!!!
Lan: Hold your vowels! I'm going!
*Lan and Megaman travel to Densan city to do some window shopping...*
Lan: I think this window would look good in my room? What do you think?
Megaman: I think you take everything way too literal.
Lan: Yeah, I like it too...
Megaman: UGH! Can we please just go check out Higure's store?!
Lan: *Pays salesman and picks up window* Yeah! He just got the new AFP V3 in! Super rare!
Megaman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! No!! Not that damn thing again!!
That Damn Thing: Hey! Words have feelings too!! *Bursts into tears*
Megaman: O.o;;
Lan: Look at what you did! You made his eyes bleed clear paint of black doom!
Megaman: You mean cry?
Lan: That too...
*After calming That Damn Thing down, Lan and Megaman travel to the AF Pizza Parlor for some lunch*
Megaman: Hmmm... Do you think Count Chocula was working for some one?
Lan: Possibly, I do have a few enemies--
Megaman: A few?! More like an entire planet's worth!
Lan: Tch, like who?
Megaman: Well... there's Hinoken, Count Elec, Madoi, Mahajorama, Elecman, Fireman, Coloredman, Magicman, Stoneman, Bomberman, Pharoahman, Dr. Wily, Forte, Shuryou, Ms. Millionare, Snakeman, Arashi, Airman, Dark Miyuki, Shadowman, Freezeman, Cutman, Midas Gauss, Magnetman, Heatman, Planetman, Napalmman, Gospel, Drillman, Raoul, Thunderman, Toadman, Daisuke, Quickman, Princess Pride, Knightman, Aragoma, Kingman, Aki-chan (Definatly!), Tamako, Metalman, Bowlman, Mistman, Bubbleman, Sunayama, Desertman, Anetta, Plantman, Mamoru (Oh Lord!), Punk, Gateman, and Proto. It's not gonna be easy to figure out who's after you...
Lan: It's not that many people
Megaman: For time's sake I left out 200 people, give or take a few.
Lan: Hey man, don't get all 'Nuh-uh' on me!
Megaman: Nani?
Lan: Oro?
Megaman: What?!
Lan: AHHHHHHH!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!
Megaman: No you're no--
Lan: Let's go!
Megaman: Tempted... to kill... him...
Lan: I like to dance! Doo, doo, doo, doo! I like to boogy all ni-- PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *The pizza finally arrives* Blan-Burgatron! *Jumps on the pizza and starts to roll around in it* Niggleburry! *Jumps back into his seats and starts to devour the pizza*
Megaman: Note to self; KILL HIM!!
?????: Hikari Netto
Lan: *Continues to eat*
?????: Lan Hikari...
Lan: *Still eating*
?????: DUMBASS!
Lan: Yes? *Looks at ?????* I'm eati--*Window breaks and Lan's eyes widen.* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ST-STAY AWAY FROM MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Enzan: Long time no see, Lan... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lan: 0_0;;;;;;;; Wh-why are you h-here?!
Enzan: Two reasons; to m-STOP DRAWING HORNS ON ME!!!
*Lan was drawing horns on Enzan. He then jumps away from Enzan*
Lan: Y-yes, Enzan-dono!
Enzan: Ah-hem-- Two reasons; one, to make your life a living hell... again... and two, because the Officials have detected criminal activity here. They sent me to take care of it because I'm most familiar with this shit-hole.
Megaman: What kind of Criminal Activity?
Blues: *Plugs-in* A group who calls themselves 'The Cerscotts' have been making attempts to destroy Artificially Flavored Pizza production factories all over Ameropia, Densan, and Yumland.
Enzan: The one called 'Count Chocula', who you sorta defeated, happened to work for that group. At least, that's what our sources say.
Lan: Is that a fat joke?!
Enzan: What?
Lan: I'm not fat, just big-boned.
Enzan: Whatever. Anyway, I'll need your help on this one. It'll take too much time I don't have tracking him down alone. With your immense stupidity and astonishing good luck, we should find him in no time.
Lan: Yeah, whatever... look I have a perm in 20 minutes, so can we finish this quick.
Enzan: GO FIND HIM!!!!!!
Lan: Yes, Mama! I mean papa!! I mean En--
Enzan: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lan: HAAAAAIIIII!!!!! *Dashes off*
Blues: Do you think that total idiot can pull it off?
Enzan: I'll kill him if he doesn't...
Blues: Good point...
*After Lan's spastic flee, he and Megaman end up in Densan Park.*
Megaman: Now what ass-wipe?
Lan: I wish I had a Cornapple.
Cosmo: Here ya go!
Lan: Hey, thanks! *eats the Cornapple* Mmmmmm, Cornapple...#^_^#
Megaman: Ugh... Enzan will kill you if you don't search... Remember the criminal wants to destroy all the AFP.
Lan: WHAT?! I MUST SAVE THE AFP! *Runs in a random direction and hits ??1*
??1: What the?! Watch where your going, bitch!
Lan: Huh? Wha? Taste buds? ...You're... YOU'RE CAPT'N CRUNCH!! *Screams like a giddy school* Your cereal rocks! And you must be his famous Navi, Waveman!!
Capt'n Crunch: Get the hell away from me! I'm busy, foo!
Lan: Can I have your autograph? Blah, blah, blah, blah--
Megaman: ~Hmm, a cereal characters? Wait a minute!~ Lan! He works for Cerscotts! He-- L-Lan??
Lan: Make it out to Lan Hikari, ok?! #^_^#
Capt'n Crunch: You! Navi! How do you know of Cerscotts?!
Megaman: Not only Cerscotts, but your evil (well not so evil to me) plan as well!
Lan: MegaFAG! Don't be rude!
Megaman: ¬_¬; Shut up Lan...
Waveman: Wait, you're Lan Hikari?!
Lan: Yooooooooo!!
Yoh: Yes?
Capt'n Crunch: ~Fwahahahaha! Perfect now I can kill two birds with one stone! After I kill Hikari's Navi I will destroy all the Artificial Pizza Sauce!~
Lan: Ooo, nice plan!
Capt'n Crunch: Than-- HEY HOW DID YOU HEAR WHAT I WAS THINKING?!
Lan: Battle Routine, Set.
Megaman: Execute!
*Megaman and Waveman Engage in battle*
To Be Continued...