I forgot to put a disclaimer on the other ones, sorry! Don't hurt me!
Okay, I don't own any of the Superheroes/Villains in this story. But yes,
the idea for this is mine.
What A Tangled Web We Weave
Chapter 4 : Mission "Catwoman"
Ouch. Thing. Ouch. I have a bruise the size of Dallas on my ribs. I wonder if anything is broken. I hope I can still fight. I'm aiming for Catwoman next. They say she moves like a cat. She's supposed to be clever and swift. Let's see. She pulls up in a dark alley.
She's on the building. How am I going to get up there?
She looks up, and sees a dark figure jump off the building. It lands on all fours. It has a tight black suit on. With goggles. Catwoman.
Catwoman : Who are you?
Yelena : Listen, I've had a bad day. Please just stand there and let me shoot you.
Catwoman pushes her against a dumpster.
Catwoman : Who ARE you?
Yelena : I'm the Black Widow. You must be the CatChick.
Catwoman : What do you want?
Yelena : To kill you.
Yelena throws a punch. Catwoman does a back handspring and dodges it.
Yelena : Holy crap.
Yelena tries a kick. Catwoman grabs her foot, swings her around, and throws her against the wall. She's hurt.
Yelena tries to get up.
Catwoman kicks her where her sore ribs are.
She falls again.
Catwoman bends down, and is going to try to hurt her somehow. Suddenly Yelena pulls out a pistol and shoots her right in the shoulder.
Catwoman : AHH!
Yelena : Yeah. It hurts. Now don't move or I'll shoot your kneecaps. I'm already sick of you.
Catwoman scratches her right under her shoulder.
Yelena : NNGG, jeez those are sharp.
Yelena looks down. Her top is torn and she is bleeding. Deep.
Catwoman then kicks her right in the middle of the face.
Yelena : UGH! Bloody feline!
Yelena then grabs Catwoman's shoulders and headbutts her.
Catwoman is dizzy. She stumbles around, when Yelena pulls out her pistol.
Before she can shoot, Catwoman scurries up the building.
Yelena : Yay.
After Yelena gets on top of the building, Catwoman punches her. She almost falls off.
She gets onto the building.
Catwoman tries to attack, and Yelena shoots both of her knees.
Catwoman : AHHHHHHH!!!!
Yelena : Heh.
Yelena punches her, and she falls of the building. She lands hard.
Yelena looks over the edge, to see her body, and says :
Yelena : Meow.
What A Tangled Web We Weave
Chapter 4 : Mission "Catwoman"
Ouch. Thing. Ouch. I have a bruise the size of Dallas on my ribs. I wonder if anything is broken. I hope I can still fight. I'm aiming for Catwoman next. They say she moves like a cat. She's supposed to be clever and swift. Let's see. She pulls up in a dark alley.
She's on the building. How am I going to get up there?
She looks up, and sees a dark figure jump off the building. It lands on all fours. It has a tight black suit on. With goggles. Catwoman.
Catwoman : Who are you?
Yelena : Listen, I've had a bad day. Please just stand there and let me shoot you.
Catwoman pushes her against a dumpster.
Catwoman : Who ARE you?
Yelena : I'm the Black Widow. You must be the CatChick.
Catwoman : What do you want?
Yelena : To kill you.
Yelena throws a punch. Catwoman does a back handspring and dodges it.
Yelena : Holy crap.
Yelena tries a kick. Catwoman grabs her foot, swings her around, and throws her against the wall. She's hurt.
Yelena tries to get up.
Catwoman kicks her where her sore ribs are.
She falls again.
Catwoman bends down, and is going to try to hurt her somehow. Suddenly Yelena pulls out a pistol and shoots her right in the shoulder.
Catwoman : AHH!
Yelena : Yeah. It hurts. Now don't move or I'll shoot your kneecaps. I'm already sick of you.
Catwoman scratches her right under her shoulder.
Yelena : NNGG, jeez those are sharp.
Yelena looks down. Her top is torn and she is bleeding. Deep.
Catwoman then kicks her right in the middle of the face.
Yelena : UGH! Bloody feline!
Yelena then grabs Catwoman's shoulders and headbutts her.
Catwoman is dizzy. She stumbles around, when Yelena pulls out her pistol.
Before she can shoot, Catwoman scurries up the building.
Yelena : Yay.
After Yelena gets on top of the building, Catwoman punches her. She almost falls off.
She gets onto the building.
Catwoman tries to attack, and Yelena shoots both of her knees.
Catwoman : AHHHHHHH!!!!
Yelena : Heh.
Yelena punches her, and she falls of the building. She lands hard.
Yelena looks over the edge, to see her body, and says :
Yelena : Meow.