I don't own any of the Superheroes/Villains in this story. But yes, the idea for this is mine.

What A Tangled Web We Weave

Chapter 5 : Recovery

I have so many wounds. But I must go on.

She decides to have a stop at Peter Parker's house.

She pulls up, walks up, and rings the doorbell.

An elderly woman (Aunt May) answers.

Aunt May : Yes?

Just as Yelena was about to pull out the gun, she had an idea.

Yelena : Um, hi. I'm a friend of Mary Jane's. Peter's girlfriend.

Aunt May : Oh, hi there! What's your name, dear?

Yelena : Oh, um, Trisha.

Aunt May : Okay. You're here for Peter?

Yelena : Yes.

Aunt May : Okay, one minute.

PEEEETTTTTEEEERRRRR

Peter : Coming Aunt May.

Aunt May : Peter, this is Trisha. She is one of Mary's friends.

Peter : Oh, hi. Let's go up to my room.

In Peter's room.

Yelena : Hey my parents are out of town. And I was going to spend the night at Mary's but she had plans. Do you mind if I stay here a while?

She needed to recover.

Peter : Oh no, not at all.

Yelena : Thanks.

Peter : No problem.

Later that night.

Yelena is in her pajamas. ( She had to at least look teen, didn't she? )

Peter : I'm tired. I'm going to go to sleep.

Yelena : Shouldn't we brush our teeth?

Peter : Oh, right. Duh.

"What a geek," Yelena thought.

She waits until she sees Peter fall asleep. Then she sneaks into the bathroom and retrieves Neosporin and bandages.

Tomorrow she would be recovered, and out would come the bug swatter.