Hey! It's my birthday today!
Muddy: Uh huh.
Muddy! (goes and hugs Muddy)
Muddy: o.O Ladies and gentlemen, Breezy has finally lost it.
Thunderbolt: (walks in) Leave me alone, Skittles. I don't like you, so stop bugging me about it!
Skittles: (behind him) C'mon! Admit it!
Flare: Skittles, why are you bugging T.B. about it anyway? Do you like him or something?
Skittles: Well, uh-
Thunderbolt: Haha! The tables have turned, Skittles. Answer the question.
Skittles: Um...
Thunderbolt: What's the matter, Skittles? Cat got you tongue?
Skittles: I might like you.
Muddy: Ew love! I can't believe it! Love is everywhere! I should have stayed at the Hoenn set.
Flare: You're just mad because no one likes you and vise versa.
Muddy: Well there is Mudirta.
All Pokemon: Oooh, Mudirta.
Thunderbolt: o.O You like me?
Skittles: Um.
Moving on-
Flare: No it's getting interesting finally!
Shut up.
Sirius: I'm going to sit...
Good to know...
Sirius: I know! And I get to throw a ball ... with my mouth!
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon-
Muddy: 'Cept us that is. (grumbles)
I swear, you guys are going to frickin hate this chapter cuz it's a Wally/May moment- (dodges rocks) Rocks? Anyhoo, just read it/ I think you might find it quite interesting.
Bachelor Number Two
The boy stumbled around in the dark, groping for the switch to the lamp. He heard quiet sobs coming from the other half of the room. His heart was in the grasp of fear. He tripped over his two left feet but fortunately found the lamp. With a small click, the light flickered on, giving the boy minimal comfort. He turned around and saw his girl crying softly on the floor, tears running down her rosy cheeks. He looked worried as he crossed the room, having no clue why the girl was crying. Silently, he kneeled down to the girl's position, took one of her hands, and wiped a single tear away. The boy never knew why she cried in the middle of the night, but he was glad he was the one that made them stop ...
"Seeing as you got to go to the fair with May last night, I get to go with her today, right?" Wally asked, taking a sip out of his soda can.
"Mm, huh? Oh yeah, go ahead," Brendan mumbled back, half aware of what Wally said. Brendan was too occupied in his thoughts about last night. The Ferris wheel, the games, the oh so pleasant kiss ...
Wally smirked, unaware of Brendan and May's escapades. "What happened last night, Brandon? You seem pre-occupied with your thoughts today. Let me guess. You confessed about you liking May, and May turned you down?"
Brendan awoke, startled. "What? No! I didn't confess."
"Then I won't give up hope."
Brendan rolled his eyes and shrugged as he walked out the door, probably to replay last night's image over and over again in his head.
Wally frowned slightly and crushed the soda can in his hand, promptly throwing it away in the trash can. A slight cough from behind him caught his attention.
It's probably that Blaziken of May's, Wally thought. I saw her talk to Birch yesterday, warning him or something... He turned around and saw a very angry Swampert leaning over to come into Wally's line of eye sight. More startled than scared, Wally scratched his head, wondering what Brendan's Swampert was doing here.
"Wally," Muddy spat out in disgust after shuddering. "You're going out on a date with May tonight huh?"
"Uh, yeah ..." Wally said a little bit meekly. "And you're asking me this because?"
Muddy growled and glared straight into Wally's eyes, despite the awkward height difference. "Let me tell you this. Brendan and May are meant to be with each other, and you are nothing more than an annoying, little gnat that just seems to keep ... annoying them," he stated coldly. "Get that through your egotistic, arrogant, hard-headed little head of yours!"
Wally enlarged his newly evolved Gardevoir's Pokeball to protect himself. "I can do anything I want to, Muddy! Just because you think May and Birch are meant to be, doesn't mean everyone else does!"
Muddy huffed, crossing his arms and scowling. "Beware Wallace ... and be ready to meet your fate." With a fast, swift motion, he turned around and walked out the door in large, angry stomps.
Wally gulped and replaced Gardevoir's Pokeball back in his belt loop.
- - -
Later that night, Wally and May stood at the entrance of the fair, one sheepishly fiddling his thumbs and the other busily scanning the crowds for a certain white-haired boy. Glittering, multi-colored lights cast the buildings of Mauville in a spectacular splash of colors while the taunting smells of popcorn and sugary sweets blew through the crisp night air.
"Where's Brendan?" May asked worriedly, glancing through the booths and stands. "He said he was going to he going to be here tonight but ... I don't see him at all!"
"I'm sure he's fine," Wally assured her, patting her on the back while mentally wincing about May caring more for Brendan than himself. "He's a big boy now. I'm pretty sure he can take care of himself."
"I hope he didn't get taken by Team Magma," May shuddered at the thought, hugging herself.
The green-haired boy shrugged. "Team Magma hasn't been in the Mauville area ever since they stole the Submarine from Capt. Stern," Wally replied, casting sympathetic glances at May. "But let's try to have some fun even if Brendan isn't here. That's what he would have wanted." He smirked at his excuse, but May didn't notice luckily.
"I guess, "May admitted. "You're right! Brendan shouldn't ruin my night!"
- - -
Alas, with Brendan's date with May going smoothly, Flare and the rest of her team still had a lot of work to do. Not only did they have to make sure Wally didn't hurt May, that had to make sure Muddy and his group of morons didn't hurt Wally. Granted, they themselves were not too fond of Wally either, but that did not mean that they had to hurt him. This time, the group huddled outside the fair grounds along the path that connected Verdanturf to Mauville.
"Flare," Cherry whined, resting in the branch of a giant oak tree, her antennas blowing in the wind. "Do we have to be here every night May is going out with one of the boys?"
Flare groaned at the butterfly's complaining. "Yes, Cherry. We have to like I said last night. We're making sure May doesn't get hurt, and we're looking out for Team Magma as well."
Tai cocked his head to the side, confused. "Do you guys find it weird that May doesn't take us in her Pokeballs when she knows that Team Magma is after her?" he asked.
The other Pokemon looked at each other, muttering in the same confusion.
"Whatever," Flare murmured, crossing her arms, shivering at the cold wind that blew. "Same teams, people, except for you, Tai. You're with me and Cherry is taking sky patrol."
"Why?!" Tai yelled a little too loudly. "I was doing a good job too!"
"Until you crashed into the Ferris wheel car that held May and Brendan," Skittles pointed out.
"Bah, Skittles! Don't complicated things with technicalities!"
"Can I stay with Hydro? Or Brendan?" Thunderbolt sighed, looking up at Flare from his sitting position. "These romantic things bore me to death."
"Hey, I would trade places with you if I could," Hydro argued. "Be a good sport."
"No arguing, please," Flare complained, glancing at Mauville with her keen bird eyes while rubbing her temples with her claws. She raised an eyebrow as she saw an onslaught of Pokemon heading toward the fair. "Oh no. What are they doing here?"
- - -
Meanwhile, as Flare and her team were figuring out how to protect May without her seeing them, Muddy and his team were busy figuring out how to ruin May's date with Wally. They hid behind a game booth, the loud clashing sound of a baseball hitting the bottles occasionally scaring the Pokemon.
Sirius sat happily next to Muddy, his tongue hanging in between a gap of his pointy, white teeth. He shook a little, ruffling his black and gray fur. "What's the plan tonight?" he asked, his red and yellow eyes shining in the fair light. "I hope it's eating, sleeping and sitting. I like sitting."
"Oh ... kay," Sapphire, held tightly in the clutches of Cy, the Kadabra, looked at Sirius weirdly, her beacon flashing a few times.
"Nope, not tonight," Muddy answered, his tone very hard and serious. "We have a mission tonight!"
Silver sighed, his wings beating rapidly. "What are we?" he asked, a smile creeping onto his face. "Spies? Spy the fly? I'm flying and spying! I'm-"
"Enough with the spy analogies!" Cy moaned, carefully levitating Sapphire down to the ground with his spoon, his eyes glowing an eerie purple. He remained composure, the telekinetic power that surrounding his body dying down. "I have dealt with your idiotic demeanor ever since I was a youthful, minuscule Abra, and I, for one, don't want to heed it at the moment, my fellow fly friend."
"Righty. Moving on," Muddy said, eyeing Silver and Cy, still just getting used to the actual fact that he had to use his brain tonight. "Wally, that smelly piece of trash, is out on a date with May, and we all know Brendan and May belong together, right?"
"Right," the other Pokemon agreed in unison.
"And we're not going to let Wally get to May's heart, right?" Muddy began pumping his team up, throwing his fist up into the air.
"Right!"
"So let's get out there and stop this madness!"
"Yeah!"
The four Pokemon began to march into the city, leaving Sapphire, who obviously couldn't walk with someone carrying her and Cy, crossing his arms and shaking his head, behind.
Frustrated, Cy finally called out, "Oh Muddy! I think you have forgotten something."
Muddy turned around, making the rest of his team turn around too. "Really?" the Swampert asked, scratching his head. "And that would be?"
"Your 'remarkable' ex cogitate!"
"...What?"
"Your 'brilliant' devise!"
"...Pardon?"
"Your 'genius' plan, you dolt!"
"Oh yeah."
- - -
Flare sighed, turning her head to face her team. "Change of plans," she stated, looking back at Muddy and his crew with a scowl on her face.
The other Pokemon groaned.
"Hey, shut up!" Flare shouted. "This is May's sake, all right? Look out for Muddy and his team as well. Make sure they don't do anything stupid."
"So pretty do what we do everyday when we're traveling," Skittles mewed, yawing. "I think it's time for a cat nap."
"No time," Flare chirped back. "Remember May anyone?"
"I think someone is getting obsessed," Hydro thought out loud.
"Really?" Thunderbolt piped up. "I was thinking more about the lines of psycho."
"Shut up!" Flare bellowed angrily. "I have no time for this foolish foolishness!"
"Well that made a lot of sense," Cherry commented, giggling.
Flare stomped off, smoking steaming out of her ears, giving the other Pokemon more fits of laughter.
- - -
"Ah, thanks, Wally!" May grinned as Wally handed her a stuff Torchic doll that he won. She hugged it to her chest. "I'll treasure it forever!"
Wally blushed a very bright crimson. "Uh, thank you- uh, I mean you're welcome! You're welcome ... Thank you? Er."
May giggled, fiddling with the feathers on top of the doll. "Right, Wally."
Wally looked down nervously at the ground, his fingers lacing in and out of each other. "Hey ... uh ... Do you want to go on a ... er ... a uh-"
"Ride?" May finished for him.
"Yeah! That's it! A ride!"
"Um, sure. What kind of ride?"
"Well, how about the ... er ..."
May sighed in frustration, watching the stuttering Wally in both sympathy, amusement, and confusion. This is going to be a longggg night, she thought in her head.
- - -
"So your plan-" Cy rolled his eyes at this, "-is to make sure that Wally and May don't fall in love. Am I correct?"
The Swampert rubbed the back of his head at how simplistic is sounded. "Yeah, pretty much," Muddy answered. "We have to watch their every waking move today. We have to spy on them and make sure Brendan gets what he wants. He wants-"
"Okay, we got the point there, Mud Boy," Silver interrupted him. "We're not as stupid as you."
"Hey! I'm not that stupid anymore!" argued Muddy, frowning.
"Only the stupid say they're not stupid," muttered Silver back.
"And only the dead say someone is stupid when they're not stupid."
"That comeback was just plain stupid!"
"In your dreams!"
Silver blinked. "... What the heck? That didn't make sense either!"
"That's because you're stupid and don't get it!" Muddy said triumphantly, smiling in pride.
"Silence you foolish mortals!" Sirius's dark side took over for a few seconds, his eyes glowing a dark red until he snapped back into reality at the sight of a baseball. "Ooh, look! A baseball!" Sirius spotted a baseball from a game booth on the table and took it in his mouth.
"Dumb dog," Silver muttered.
"What did you call me?!" Sirius's eyes turned the same dark shade of red as he glowered at the quivering Ninjask.
"Nothing," Ninjask whimpered in fear.
"Good!" Sirius began to toss the ball up and down in the air, catching it with his mouth happily. "Well, this is fun! I dare say it's better than sitting!"
"I'm sure," Cy murmured. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is what the feeble mind does when it is bored."
Muddy spotted Wally and May walking by their hiding place. "Sirius, make good use of yourself and throw that ball at Wally's head really, really hard."
"But I'm playing with this ball!" Sirius whined, catching it in his mouth once more.
"Just do it!"
"Latios," Sirius grumbled. "Fine, I'll do it." Sirius wound up his mouth and threw the ball as hard as he could ...
- - -
"So, what ride do you want to go on?" Wally asked, fidgeting with his fingers.
May thought for a second. "Well I guess we could go on the-" May was cut off when a baseball hit her hard in the back of the head. "Ow!" she cried, rubbing the back of her head, turning around to see where the ball came from.
Wally turned around angrily. "Who the heck threw that ball?!" he bellowed, frightening several small children. "Okay, that's fine. Don't talk, but remember this ... I will find you, and when I do, you better run!"
Some people took his threat very seriously while the others who somewhat knew Wally, grasped the tables of nearby booths for support, tears of laughter springing into their eyes.
Wally gave them a final glare, giving some people more fits of laughter. His eyes turned soft when he faced May again. "Are you okay, May?"
"Yeah, I'm fine." May held back her tears. "Really, I am."
Wally didn't believe her for a second. He took out his water bottle and squirted it onto the place where May got hit. "Better?" Wally mentally slapped himself. Great, he thought in his head. She is now hurt and wet. You're such a genuis, Wally.
"Sort of." May started rubbing her head again, a tear rolling down her cheek. "Whoever threw that has a good arm."
- - -
"She means a good mouth," Sirius stated proudly, puffing his chest out.
"You idiot!" Muddy yelled. "You hit the wrong person!"
"Oops?" Sirius said meekly.
"Oops?" Muddy asked, bewildered. "Oops?! That's all you can say?! Oops?!"
"Y-yes?" Sirius stuttered, backing away from the Swampert.
"Rayquaza, whatever.*" Muddy shrugged it off. He looked past Sirius, his eyes widening. "Now I think we should run."
"Why?" Silver asked in puzzlement.
"Because here comes May's Pokemon."
- - -
"I think a soda can help clear up that headache." Wally and May stopped in front of a vending machine, May still clutching onto her head.
"If you say so," May replied, looking confused.
- - -
"Hurry, Cy!" Muddy cried. "Don't let the soda come out of the machine! Use your telekinetic powers!"
"Geez, bossy," Alakazam murmured. He followed directions though and didn't let the soda fall from the machine.
- - -
"Damn machine!" Wally cussed. He began to kick it. "Why. Won't. The. Stupid. Soda. Come. Out?"
"Wally, calm down," May replied, worried about Wally. "I don't need a soda for my head."
"But-"
May turned around and noticed Brendan walking toward her. She smiled brightly. "Brendan? Where were you all night?"
Brendan shrugged his shoulders. "Places," he replied simply. "Wallace, what the heck are you doing?" He spotted Wally kicking the vending machine. "Just because 'nothing' is happening doesn't mean you have to take on things that don't actually live."
"I'm. Trying. To. Get. A. Damn. Soda. Out. Of. The. Machine. But. Something. Is. Holding. It. Back!" Wally exclaimed, kicking the machine with all his might.
"Erm, why?" Brendan asked.
"Because May got hit in the head with a baseball and she needs something cold to put on her head."
Brendan shrugged again. "Hey, whatever floats your boat. Anyway, I have to go, so see you two later." He walked past May. "Oh yeah." He kissed the exact spot where May got hit. "Hope you feel better May. Bye!" He walked off into the crowded streets.
May smiled happily. "Bye Brendan! Bye!"
Wally's smile faltered. "Now why didn't I think that?"
W00.... like the weird twist? It wasn't even a twist, more like a good ending for most of ya folks haha....
Right..... n e wayz... I got unbanned as you know haha.... well duh, I updated both stories last Saturday... I'll update the other one soon! Later days!
Is that everyone? Hope it is lol..... well I'm done thank gawd.... LaTeR dAyZ!!
11.10.08 Note: I forgot I got banned. Lols. Good times ...