A/N: Now I can start making up some real bloopers. My apologizes, I'm
pretty tired at the moment, the writer's high is wearing off. Hope you
don't mind if some of them are bizarre or something. These are all scenes
taken out of the actually fic and rewritten.
Shadow and I have been planning to make a series with YGO bloopers for a while now. Woot.
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Blooper #1:
George: A what now?" "A Millenium Rod? Sounds kind of like a type of-grag! *chokes*
Marik: *appearing from seemingly nowhere* Die, mortal!
Fred: Grag? What's a grag?
George: *Expires on the floor*
Yugi: *sigh* Marik, look what you've done! Now we need a new George. Bad Marik! Bad!
Marik: *cowercowerwhimper* I'm sorry, Master! Forgive me!
Yugi: Die worthless scum! *eats him*
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Blooper #2
Ron: I was watching American Idol last night, bloody brilliant show considering it's from America.
Hermione: Simon's British!
Harry: Yeah, I saw it too, isn't that Clay Aiken dreamy?
Tea: You get that here too? Awesome!
Ron: Who's your American Idol?
Yugi: *Attempting to explain his puzzle while listening to them chat in a corner* This Millenium Idol is very powerful, it could. . wait, I meant Item!
Yami: *appears* Y'all put your hands together and make some noise for your Millennium Idol: Yaaaami No Yuuuugi! *sings* Like a virgin, touched for the first time! --------------------------------------------
Blooper #3
George: A what now? A Millennium Rod? Sounds kind of like a type of-
Mrs. Weasely: GEORGE!
Fred: A type of George?
Yugi:*Actually DOES go into cardiac arrest*
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Blooper #4
Hermione: *stares with dreamy eyes at Yugis puzzle*
Yugi: *Looks at Hermione suspiciously, and no more than a little scared* What?
Hermione: Can I touch it.!?
Yugi: NO! *Runs to the opposite side of the room*
Hermione: *Chases* I must touch it, it draws me to it!
Yugi: NOOOO! Yami! Make the scary girl stop!
Yami: *appears* No Touchy! *leaves the room*
Hermione: *Weeps tears of great sadness*
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Blooper #5
Hermione: Yugi's body? But it's changed! *pierces Yami with her stare*
Yami: *goes up in flames* Eeeeyaarrg!
Hermione: Oh pooh. I was about to ask him what kind of shampoo he uses; I LOVE his hair!
Hermione: Don't you agree Harry?
Harry: *gulps* . . . yeah. . . . Hermione: Great! When I discover it we can both try it!
Ron: Ha! That sounded like innuendo!
Hermione: *evil stare of doom!*
Ron: *Explodes*
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Blooper #6
Mr. Weasly: So, explain to me those toasters of yours!
Yugi: They're not mine.
Mr. Weasly: *In a commanding and dark voice* Explain them!
Yugi: *Goes to the far end of the couch* Well. . . We put bread into them and push it down, it gets toasted and we eat it.
Mr. Weasly: . . Strange, I always thought you used them to communicate with those aliens of yours.
Yugi: Aliens?
Mr. Weasly: *Nods* Those gray things that move very strangely. . *Talking about robotic things*
Yugi: . . .Okay.
Mr. Weasly: I must have a toaster! I must discover how they work, I KNOW you use them to communicate with the aliens, I KNOW YOU DO!
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Shadow and I have been planning to make a series with YGO bloopers for a while now. Woot.
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Blooper #1:
George: A what now?" "A Millenium Rod? Sounds kind of like a type of-grag! *chokes*
Marik: *appearing from seemingly nowhere* Die, mortal!
Fred: Grag? What's a grag?
George: *Expires on the floor*
Yugi: *sigh* Marik, look what you've done! Now we need a new George. Bad Marik! Bad!
Marik: *cowercowerwhimper* I'm sorry, Master! Forgive me!
Yugi: Die worthless scum! *eats him*
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Blooper #2
Ron: I was watching American Idol last night, bloody brilliant show considering it's from America.
Hermione: Simon's British!
Harry: Yeah, I saw it too, isn't that Clay Aiken dreamy?
Tea: You get that here too? Awesome!
Ron: Who's your American Idol?
Yugi: *Attempting to explain his puzzle while listening to them chat in a corner* This Millenium Idol is very powerful, it could. . wait, I meant Item!
Yami: *appears* Y'all put your hands together and make some noise for your Millennium Idol: Yaaaami No Yuuuugi! *sings* Like a virgin, touched for the first time! --------------------------------------------
Blooper #3
George: A what now? A Millennium Rod? Sounds kind of like a type of-
Mrs. Weasely: GEORGE!
Fred: A type of George?
Yugi:*Actually DOES go into cardiac arrest*
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Blooper #4
Hermione: *stares with dreamy eyes at Yugis puzzle*
Yugi: *Looks at Hermione suspiciously, and no more than a little scared* What?
Hermione: Can I touch it.!?
Yugi: NO! *Runs to the opposite side of the room*
Hermione: *Chases* I must touch it, it draws me to it!
Yugi: NOOOO! Yami! Make the scary girl stop!
Yami: *appears* No Touchy! *leaves the room*
Hermione: *Weeps tears of great sadness*
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Blooper #5
Hermione: Yugi's body? But it's changed! *pierces Yami with her stare*
Yami: *goes up in flames* Eeeeyaarrg!
Hermione: Oh pooh. I was about to ask him what kind of shampoo he uses; I LOVE his hair!
Hermione: Don't you agree Harry?
Harry: *gulps* . . . yeah. . . . Hermione: Great! When I discover it we can both try it!
Ron: Ha! That sounded like innuendo!
Hermione: *evil stare of doom!*
Ron: *Explodes*
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Blooper #6
Mr. Weasly: So, explain to me those toasters of yours!
Yugi: They're not mine.
Mr. Weasly: *In a commanding and dark voice* Explain them!
Yugi: *Goes to the far end of the couch* Well. . . We put bread into them and push it down, it gets toasted and we eat it.
Mr. Weasly: . . Strange, I always thought you used them to communicate with those aliens of yours.
Yugi: Aliens?
Mr. Weasly: *Nods* Those gray things that move very strangely. . *Talking about robotic things*
Yugi: . . .Okay.
Mr. Weasly: I must have a toaster! I must discover how they work, I KNOW you use them to communicate with the aliens, I KNOW YOU DO!
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