A/N: Hello, and welcome to my Christmas carol! Sing along to the original, and enjoy it! Merry Christmas! ('Star' is the separation of each verse!)

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The Twelve Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

A car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the second day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the third day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the fourth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the fifth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the sixth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the seventh day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Seven spies a-spying

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the eighth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Eight narrators moaning

Seven spies a-spying

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the ninth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Nine Colonels golfing

Eight narrators moaning

Seven spies a-spying

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the tenth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Ten aunts a-bossing

Nine Colonels golfing

Eight narrators moaning

Seven spies a-spying

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the eleventh day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Eleven fanfic writers writing

Ten aunts a-bossing

Nine Colonels golfing

Eight narrators moaning

Seven spies a-spying

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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On the twelth day of Christmas

My assistant gave to me

Twelve Counts an-acting

Eleven fanfic writers writing

Ten aunts a-bossing

Nine Colonels golfing

Eight narrators moaning

Seven spies a-spying

Six frogs a-plotting

Five gold medals

Four caterpillars

Three henchmen

Two pots of tea

And a car-mat for the Mark III!

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* MERRY CHRISTMAS! :) * *
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Ellie ET.