"12 Days of Xmas"
12/18/03
On the first day of Xmas Isildor gave to me, the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the second day of Xmas Treebeard gave to me, two trespassing hobbits and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the third day of Xmas Elrond gave to me, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the fourth day of Xmas Smeagol gave to me, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the fifth day of Xmas Saruman gave to me, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the sixth day of Xmas Theodin gave to me, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the seventh day of Xmas Gimli gave to me, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the eighth day of Xmas Bilbo gave to me, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the ninth day of Xmas a Ringwraith gave to me, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the tenth day of Xmas Aragorn gave to me, ten kingly swords, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the eleventh day of Xmas Samwise gave to me, eleven luscious potatoes, ten kingly swords, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the twelfth day of Xmas Grima Wormtongue gave to me, twelve deceitful lies, eleven luscious potatoes, ten kingly swords, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the first day of Xmas Isildor gave to me, the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the second day of Xmas Treebeard gave to me, two trespassing hobbits and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the third day of Xmas Elrond gave to me, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the fourth day of Xmas Smeagol gave to me, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the fifth day of Xmas Saruman gave to me, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the sixth day of Xmas Theodin gave to me, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the seventh day of Xmas Gimli gave to me, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the eighth day of Xmas Bilbo gave to me, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the ninth day of Xmas a Ringwraith gave to me, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the tenth day of Xmas Aragorn gave to me, ten kingly swords, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the eleventh day of Xmas Samwise gave to me, eleven luscious potatoes, ten kingly swords, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.
On the twelfth day of Xmas Grima Wormtongue gave to me, twelve deceitful lies, eleven luscious potatoes, ten kingly swords, nine more rings, eight thrilling stories, seven other rings, six Rohan horses, FIVE GROWLING ORCS, four wriggling fishesssss, three pretty rings, two trespassing hobbits, and the Ring from the Dark Lord's hand.