SugarFang: Oh wow... X.x I am SO sorry for spelling pharaoh wrong so many
times. I got a new computer last year and I have no idea how to make the
Microsoft Word's spellcheck to work, so I apoligize. Also I'm sorry for
making a homonym error at the top (I put inn instead of in) and also for
saying "Bakura cheered once again and dragged Bakura's body down into the
basement to train." instead of "Bakura cheered one again and dragged Ryou's
body down into the basement to train."
AuraFang: Man SugarFang, what are you trying to do? Kill the readers with your horrible typo's and your evil homonym errors???
SugarFang: I have no idea what your talking about.
AuraFang:
SugarFang: Anyways, I'm gonna try to edit the first chapter and fix it. (First I have to learn how to replace the defualt chapter with a new one ^_^')
AuraFang: Since people are still reveiwing for the first chapter, were going to wait a little bit longer before adding any new characters trying to teach other characters. ^^; that sounds strange..
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, honestly.
*~*~*~*~*~*~Wine fit for a pharaoh~*~*~*~*~*~
It had been two days since Yami had told Yugi his 'big' news, and within those two days, Yugi had talked to Yami only once or twice. Yami had locked himself away in the guest room of Yugi's grandfathers house. Not only did he refuse to go out with Yugi when his grandpa took him shopping, he avoided him too.
For a while Yugi was convinced Yami was mad at him. But soon on the third day, he learned Yami's real intentions.
"Yugi," Yami said while leaving the guest room.
"Oh Yami, hi!" Yugi said cheerfully while looking up at him, "whats up?"
"Your training thats what." Yami grabbed Yugi by the arm, "Come on, I've got everything ready!"
"Yami! You don't still have the weird idea in your head do you?"
"Well of caurse Yugi! I just know you'll love being a pharaoh! Just give it a try, please." Yami attempted to make puppy dog eyes.
"Well.ah... I guess I could try it..for a..little while..I guess...yeah.." Yugi replied carefully.
"GREAT!" Yami lead the boy into the guest room. The room, which was now decorated with gold and silver, silk and gems, had a look of royalty.
"Yami! How did you.. where did you..!" Yugi gasped. Yami shrugged,
"Well ah.. I guess you could say I 'borrowed' them from an old friend."
~*~*~*~*~*~Malik you rich little Bon-Bon!~*~*~*~*~*~
Malik looked under his bed nervously, then in his closet, behind his dresser, in his sisters purse, and finally in the kitchen pantry. His priceless jewel collection was gone. Which could only mean one thing...
"YYYYYYYAAAAAAAMMMIIIIII"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Yami how could you!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yami twitched nervously, somehow it felt like somewheres across the street, in a kitchen, someone was calling his name. He brushed it off and went back to talking to Yugi.
"Yugi, all this could be yours! And MORE! MUCH MORE!!! If you were pharaoh you could have anything you wanted!" Yami said with a dreamy look in his eyes, as if remembering his days as a pharaoh.
"Yeah!" Yugi said, in mock-joy. "Only one thing.."
"Whats that?"
"Like I already said, THERES NO PHARAOHS ANY MORE!" Yami sighed and shook his head.
"Yugi we already went over this, remember-"
"Yeah, Yeah I know, I'm supposed to become a 'president'"
"Yes. Now our first lesson is on Egyption wine..." Yugi gulped.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~But wait.. theres more!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Where.. am I?" Ryou mumbled while looking around. It was dark, and cold, and mainly Ryou's head hurt.
"You are in.. the twilight zone..zone...zone..zone...zone....zone.." a mysterious voice called out.
"OH MY GOD IT'S PEGASEUS!" Ryou screamed like a girl and dove behind the washing machine. Ryou blinked. Washing Machine. He kept his washing machine in the basement which meant.. that was his location.
Pegaseus let out a maniacal laugh and his figure stepped out from the shadows.
"Ah, yes Ryou-Boy, it is I, sir Pegaseus the twenty-fifth.. and I have come to say... I AM YOUR FATHER!" He's laughter boomed, it shook the room, bounced off the walls, and shattered the windows. Ryou screamed yet again.
"Didn't you ever notice that we had the same hair color? That were both A blood types?? That we both like the color blue????" Pegaseus's voice called out hurt, "How could you not recognize me! Your own father!"
Ryou screamed once more
"WHO....WHO ARE YOU!" He cried out while pointing a shaking finger at him.
"...I just told you Ryou, I'm Pegaseus.." Ryou shrugged,
"Yeah I know, it just sounded cool." Pegaseus nodded understandingly.
"AHEM! Now.. Come with me! I shall take you back to my castle where we will live happily ever after with your mother!"
"My.. mother? You mean Cecile?"
"That old hag? No, Ryou.. I had a secret affair.. your mother really is.." Ryou leaned forward.
"Who father.. who is my mother?"
"Your mother is.. FUNNY BUNNY!" Ryou let out another long, peircing scream.
....But that was also when he woke up. Bakura looked down at him with concerned eyes.
"Ryou are you okay? You just started screaming.." Bakura asked checking the boy over to make sure he wasn't hurt or ill.
"Bakura.. It was horrible!" Ryou wrapped his arms around his Yami and sobbed.
"There there, Ryou-Sama, everything will be okay now." Bakura said hugging him.
"Really?" Ryou asked with a sniffle.
"Yeah, While you were unconcience, I fixed up the basement for your training!" Bakura grinned. This time Ryou really did scream, was it because he saw Pegaseus looming in the shadows? Funny Bunny dancing cross the sky? No, it was because his basement somehow was warped overnight into a chilling training room. Chains surrounded them, flaming torches burned at both ends of the dungeon that was once used to store Ryou's washing machine. A large tomb sat in the middle of the room, around it was strange and horrifying statues. Ryou let out a squeek.
"I did a little re-decorating last night..." Bakura said smiling happily at his work.
"..Bakura...why is there a tomb.. in...my..basement...?" Ryou asked, turning to face him.
"Well DUH, to practice robbing it." Bakura said rolling his eyes.
"One thing, there arn't tombs around any more."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Well we can always impromise."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Start small~*~*~*~*~*~
"Here we are!" Yami said, he looked around excitedly like a giddy child that has just seen their christmas presents under the tree. "This is so exciting!"
"...The bank?" Yugi muttered to himself, not really expecting Yami to answer.
"Heh... Not just the bank, this is THE bank," Yami said.
"..Riiiiiight..." Yami tugged at Yugi's sleeve,
"Lets go! Lets go! I can't wait any longer!" A young women sat waiting at the front counter of THE bank. But no, it wasn't just a young women. Because that would be boring. It happend to be a young women named Tea. Not just any Tea, Tea Gardener.
"Hello, may I help you?" She tilted her face, making her glasses slide down to her nose, she pushed them back up.
"...T-TEA?!" Yugi yelped looking at her confused.
"Shush you short fool! I'm in disguise, while here, I am to be called Debbie." She whispered.
"Whatever, sign young Yugi here up to run for mayor!" Yami said in a freakishly cheery way.
"..........what?" Tea asked looking as though she had misunderstood.
"Damnit! Do what I say lady or the man gets it!" Yami grabbed a random passerby who just happend to be Tristan, and held his finger to his neck. "I'll shoot! I really will!"
"Oh well when you put it like that...uhh.. Yugi are you 31 by any chance?" Tea said curiously eyeing the short boy. Yugi opened his mouth to respond but Yami clamped his hand over it.
"Yes Yugi is 31. Now please sign him up to run in the next-" Suddenly something so unpredictable and random happend, it actually confuses the authoress herself. Ryou and Bakura barged into the bank. Bakura held out a lunchbox and Ryou held up a plastic butter knife in a confused way.
"O.K you twerps! Put the money in the lunchbox, or else we'll have to use our armed weapon!" Bakura growled. Ryou looked around nervously.
"Uh.. yeah!" he responded. Yugi and Yami both backed up against the wall like the rest of the occupants of the bank, afterall, that plastic butter knife DID look mighty sharp.
Tea ran forward and dropped all her spare change in the lunch box, as did several other people.
"WHAT?" Bakura roared, "This isn't nearly enough money to buy us milk shakes! You fools! Now we have to use it!" he motioned to Ryou. Ryou stood there, dumbly. So did everyone else. For a long, long, long time they all stood there in their dumb silence.
"....It's your first try Ryou, you'll get better." Bakura grabbed the plastic butter knife from him and waved it at Tristan in a very frightful way. Tristan let out a scared whimper.
It was at that moment that Officer Gdhkjfjkdha walked by nonchalantly while humming his favorite tune, the theme song to Laveren and Shirley. He peered into the window. Hmm.. a bank robber. He glanced at his watch. He still had four more minutes before his break ended and he had to go fight crime. If he ran, he could probably go buy and eat another pastry. Man he loved those pastrys. Suddenly, a man in a red suit leaped forward. Could it be? Why yes indeedy it is. Sir Pegaseus the twenty fifth!
"Theres no way, I cannot let you torture these innocent people. Not in my bank anyways.. I could get sued.." He shudderd. Ryou let out a small gasp as he remembered his dream.
"Y-yami.. can..can we..g-go...now..?" Ryou asked nervously, his eye twitching.
"Well..ah.. if you say so Ryou..we didn't get a lot of money this time but heck.. you'll learn.. you'll learn..." With that, Bakura and Ryou walked off slowly into the dark beyond.
"Ahem." Tea said turning to Yugi, "So your 31?"
SugarFang: WHOOOOO! Wasn't that.. fun in all it's randomness?
AuraFang: So fun we couldn't keep the joy to ourself! We just had to spread the happiness!
ChocoMittens: ...And thats why I'm here! I'm go to co-authoress this fanfic. Why? Because I'm the one who worked hard to come up with the screwdriver and the box.. and theft.. and the underwear drawer..
SugarFang: Shhhh! Thats the next chapter X.x
ChocoMittens: Huh? Sorry I'm new at this ^^;;
Please reveiw, even if it's a flame I'd appreciate it.
AuraFang: Man SugarFang, what are you trying to do? Kill the readers with your horrible typo's and your evil homonym errors???
SugarFang: I have no idea what your talking about.
AuraFang:
SugarFang: Anyways, I'm gonna try to edit the first chapter and fix it. (First I have to learn how to replace the defualt chapter with a new one ^_^')
AuraFang: Since people are still reveiwing for the first chapter, were going to wait a little bit longer before adding any new characters trying to teach other characters. ^^; that sounds strange..
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, honestly.
*~*~*~*~*~*~Wine fit for a pharaoh~*~*~*~*~*~
It had been two days since Yami had told Yugi his 'big' news, and within those two days, Yugi had talked to Yami only once or twice. Yami had locked himself away in the guest room of Yugi's grandfathers house. Not only did he refuse to go out with Yugi when his grandpa took him shopping, he avoided him too.
For a while Yugi was convinced Yami was mad at him. But soon on the third day, he learned Yami's real intentions.
"Yugi," Yami said while leaving the guest room.
"Oh Yami, hi!" Yugi said cheerfully while looking up at him, "whats up?"
"Your training thats what." Yami grabbed Yugi by the arm, "Come on, I've got everything ready!"
"Yami! You don't still have the weird idea in your head do you?"
"Well of caurse Yugi! I just know you'll love being a pharaoh! Just give it a try, please." Yami attempted to make puppy dog eyes.
"Well.ah... I guess I could try it..for a..little while..I guess...yeah.." Yugi replied carefully.
"GREAT!" Yami lead the boy into the guest room. The room, which was now decorated with gold and silver, silk and gems, had a look of royalty.
"Yami! How did you.. where did you..!" Yugi gasped. Yami shrugged,
"Well ah.. I guess you could say I 'borrowed' them from an old friend."
~*~*~*~*~*~Malik you rich little Bon-Bon!~*~*~*~*~*~
Malik looked under his bed nervously, then in his closet, behind his dresser, in his sisters purse, and finally in the kitchen pantry. His priceless jewel collection was gone. Which could only mean one thing...
"YYYYYYYAAAAAAAMMMIIIIII"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Yami how could you!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yami twitched nervously, somehow it felt like somewheres across the street, in a kitchen, someone was calling his name. He brushed it off and went back to talking to Yugi.
"Yugi, all this could be yours! And MORE! MUCH MORE!!! If you were pharaoh you could have anything you wanted!" Yami said with a dreamy look in his eyes, as if remembering his days as a pharaoh.
"Yeah!" Yugi said, in mock-joy. "Only one thing.."
"Whats that?"
"Like I already said, THERES NO PHARAOHS ANY MORE!" Yami sighed and shook his head.
"Yugi we already went over this, remember-"
"Yeah, Yeah I know, I'm supposed to become a 'president'"
"Yes. Now our first lesson is on Egyption wine..." Yugi gulped.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~But wait.. theres more!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Where.. am I?" Ryou mumbled while looking around. It was dark, and cold, and mainly Ryou's head hurt.
"You are in.. the twilight zone..zone...zone..zone...zone....zone.." a mysterious voice called out.
"OH MY GOD IT'S PEGASEUS!" Ryou screamed like a girl and dove behind the washing machine. Ryou blinked. Washing Machine. He kept his washing machine in the basement which meant.. that was his location.
Pegaseus let out a maniacal laugh and his figure stepped out from the shadows.
"Ah, yes Ryou-Boy, it is I, sir Pegaseus the twenty-fifth.. and I have come to say... I AM YOUR FATHER!" He's laughter boomed, it shook the room, bounced off the walls, and shattered the windows. Ryou screamed yet again.
"Didn't you ever notice that we had the same hair color? That were both A blood types?? That we both like the color blue????" Pegaseus's voice called out hurt, "How could you not recognize me! Your own father!"
Ryou screamed once more
"WHO....WHO ARE YOU!" He cried out while pointing a shaking finger at him.
"...I just told you Ryou, I'm Pegaseus.." Ryou shrugged,
"Yeah I know, it just sounded cool." Pegaseus nodded understandingly.
"AHEM! Now.. Come with me! I shall take you back to my castle where we will live happily ever after with your mother!"
"My.. mother? You mean Cecile?"
"That old hag? No, Ryou.. I had a secret affair.. your mother really is.." Ryou leaned forward.
"Who father.. who is my mother?"
"Your mother is.. FUNNY BUNNY!" Ryou let out another long, peircing scream.
....But that was also when he woke up. Bakura looked down at him with concerned eyes.
"Ryou are you okay? You just started screaming.." Bakura asked checking the boy over to make sure he wasn't hurt or ill.
"Bakura.. It was horrible!" Ryou wrapped his arms around his Yami and sobbed.
"There there, Ryou-Sama, everything will be okay now." Bakura said hugging him.
"Really?" Ryou asked with a sniffle.
"Yeah, While you were unconcience, I fixed up the basement for your training!" Bakura grinned. This time Ryou really did scream, was it because he saw Pegaseus looming in the shadows? Funny Bunny dancing cross the sky? No, it was because his basement somehow was warped overnight into a chilling training room. Chains surrounded them, flaming torches burned at both ends of the dungeon that was once used to store Ryou's washing machine. A large tomb sat in the middle of the room, around it was strange and horrifying statues. Ryou let out a squeek.
"I did a little re-decorating last night..." Bakura said smiling happily at his work.
"..Bakura...why is there a tomb.. in...my..basement...?" Ryou asked, turning to face him.
"Well DUH, to practice robbing it." Bakura said rolling his eyes.
"One thing, there arn't tombs around any more."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Well we can always impromise."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~Start small~*~*~*~*~*~
"Here we are!" Yami said, he looked around excitedly like a giddy child that has just seen their christmas presents under the tree. "This is so exciting!"
"...The bank?" Yugi muttered to himself, not really expecting Yami to answer.
"Heh... Not just the bank, this is THE bank," Yami said.
"..Riiiiiight..." Yami tugged at Yugi's sleeve,
"Lets go! Lets go! I can't wait any longer!" A young women sat waiting at the front counter of THE bank. But no, it wasn't just a young women. Because that would be boring. It happend to be a young women named Tea. Not just any Tea, Tea Gardener.
"Hello, may I help you?" She tilted her face, making her glasses slide down to her nose, she pushed them back up.
"...T-TEA?!" Yugi yelped looking at her confused.
"Shush you short fool! I'm in disguise, while here, I am to be called Debbie." She whispered.
"Whatever, sign young Yugi here up to run for mayor!" Yami said in a freakishly cheery way.
"..........what?" Tea asked looking as though she had misunderstood.
"Damnit! Do what I say lady or the man gets it!" Yami grabbed a random passerby who just happend to be Tristan, and held his finger to his neck. "I'll shoot! I really will!"
"Oh well when you put it like that...uhh.. Yugi are you 31 by any chance?" Tea said curiously eyeing the short boy. Yugi opened his mouth to respond but Yami clamped his hand over it.
"Yes Yugi is 31. Now please sign him up to run in the next-" Suddenly something so unpredictable and random happend, it actually confuses the authoress herself. Ryou and Bakura barged into the bank. Bakura held out a lunchbox and Ryou held up a plastic butter knife in a confused way.
"O.K you twerps! Put the money in the lunchbox, or else we'll have to use our armed weapon!" Bakura growled. Ryou looked around nervously.
"Uh.. yeah!" he responded. Yugi and Yami both backed up against the wall like the rest of the occupants of the bank, afterall, that plastic butter knife DID look mighty sharp.
Tea ran forward and dropped all her spare change in the lunch box, as did several other people.
"WHAT?" Bakura roared, "This isn't nearly enough money to buy us milk shakes! You fools! Now we have to use it!" he motioned to Ryou. Ryou stood there, dumbly. So did everyone else. For a long, long, long time they all stood there in their dumb silence.
"....It's your first try Ryou, you'll get better." Bakura grabbed the plastic butter knife from him and waved it at Tristan in a very frightful way. Tristan let out a scared whimper.
It was at that moment that Officer Gdhkjfjkdha walked by nonchalantly while humming his favorite tune, the theme song to Laveren and Shirley. He peered into the window. Hmm.. a bank robber. He glanced at his watch. He still had four more minutes before his break ended and he had to go fight crime. If he ran, he could probably go buy and eat another pastry. Man he loved those pastrys. Suddenly, a man in a red suit leaped forward. Could it be? Why yes indeedy it is. Sir Pegaseus the twenty fifth!
"Theres no way, I cannot let you torture these innocent people. Not in my bank anyways.. I could get sued.." He shudderd. Ryou let out a small gasp as he remembered his dream.
"Y-yami.. can..can we..g-go...now..?" Ryou asked nervously, his eye twitching.
"Well..ah.. if you say so Ryou..we didn't get a lot of money this time but heck.. you'll learn.. you'll learn..." With that, Bakura and Ryou walked off slowly into the dark beyond.
"Ahem." Tea said turning to Yugi, "So your 31?"
SugarFang: WHOOOOO! Wasn't that.. fun in all it's randomness?
AuraFang: So fun we couldn't keep the joy to ourself! We just had to spread the happiness!
ChocoMittens: ...And thats why I'm here! I'm go to co-authoress this fanfic. Why? Because I'm the one who worked hard to come up with the screwdriver and the box.. and theft.. and the underwear drawer..
SugarFang: Shhhh! Thats the next chapter X.x
ChocoMittens: Huh? Sorry I'm new at this ^^;;
Please reveiw, even if it's a flame I'd appreciate it.