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Inuyasha's Lunch
Inuaysha: Kagome! If u go in that well . . .
Kagome: If I do, what'll u do?
Kagome stuck out her tongue as she entered the well, before Inuaysha could say anything
Inuaysha: Damn Shard Dectector!
Shippo: Calm down Inuyasha
Miroku: Shippo's correct, Kagome needs to visit her family at times
Inuaysha: Why now?! We were in between a fight against Naraku and then her watch beeps and she just waves good bye at us and leaves!
Naraku: Are we going to fight or what?
Inuyasha: You! Dog! Shut-up!
Miroku sighs
Sango: Shouldn't we continue the fight?
Narku is in the background tapping his foot impatiently
Inuyasha: Once I get my hands on that shard detector! Grr!!
Miroku: We know your loving concern for Kagome but she does have another life you know
Shippo: mumbles unlike a certain dog demon I know who has none
Inuyasha: ear twitches and scowls SHIPPOU!
Inuyasha starts chasing Shippou around in the meadow
Naraku: sigh Insolent scum! You're supposed to be fighting ME, NARAKU, YA KNOW THE GUY WHO CAUSED YOU ALL SO MUCH PAIN AND AGONY!!!! IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME HERE
Miroku looks up from his meditating, Inuyasha and Shippo stop running around
Inu gang: Huh?! You were saying something?
Naraku: --'
Naraku: I WANT YOU TO FIGHT ME NOW SO I CAN KICK UR BUTTS FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU!
Inuyasha: Tim....Tim....Tim Hortons?! OHHHHH I LOVE THEIR DONUTS ESPECIALLY THE YUMMY HONEY DIPPED ONE goes all lovely eyed OO
Mirkou: Their hot chocolate isn't bad
Shippo: Actually I prefer their iced cappucino myself
Naraku: TIMBUKTU I SAID TIM-BUK-TU!!!! ARGH NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!
Inuyasha: blink blink I'm sorry did it look like we were listening......so you like blueberry muffins from Tim Hortons Naraku? . . . Cool!
Naraku: WHAT I NEVER SAID THAT NONONONONONO jumps up and down
Naraku: baboon cape falls off and there is Naraku with only his boxers with hearts on them
Inu gang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Inuaysha: I never knew Naraku was the type to wear heart shaped boxers!
Naraku hisses and quickly places the baboon cape back on
Shippo: You know the muffins there aren't too bad either, oh, and the donuts there! I love those!
Shippo doesn't notice Naraku's boxers
Sango: EEK!
Sango quickly turns around so she's not facing Naraku anymore
Naraku hisses once more: Are we going to fight?!
Inuaysha: Shut up you Dog!
Naraku: Hey, I wouldn't be talking!
Inuaysha: Now I understand why my Shard Detector ran away! It was because she saw your ugly face!
Miroku: Guys, guys, guys, stop fighting
Sango sighs and steps in-between the two: Stop it or else
Inuyasha: Or else what? What can a puny woman like you do?
Sango's anger flares up
Naraku: You can't beat the great Naraku, you stupid wench!
Steam rises out of Sango's head
Shippo: Guys . . . (gulp) Run for it!!
Miroku and Shippo quickly run away
Inuaysha and Naraku continue glaring at each other
Shippo runs back panting and comes to a halt where the two rivals are still glaring at each other
Shippo: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! STARING CONTEST! WHOO! WHOEVER BLINKS FIRST LOSES!
Inuyasha and Naraku continue to glare at one another while in the distance you see Miroku and Sango approaching again. Sango seems to be practicing her boomerang skills on Miroku. They too, stop short at the little staring match
Miroku: OHHH! I LOVE STARING CONTESTS! SEE I'M REAL GOOD AT IT stares into space for a few seconds AHHH MY EYES ARE WATERING!!!
Sango: What an idiot
Miroku: I put $5 on Inuyasha
Shippo: A chocolate bar on Naraku for me!
Inuyasha: WHAT U BETTING AGAINST ME?! HE'S SIPPOSED TO BE THE ENEMY!!!!!
Shippo: OHH! INUYASHA YOU LOSE! MWAHAHAHA Now someone owes me a chocolate bar!
Naraku: It seems your friend is against you Inuyasha
Inuyahsa: Can it DOG!
Naraku: They have those now? Canned dogs?! OHHHHHHHHHH! I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! AWWW THE WITTLE PUPPIES!
Inuaysha: Yes they have canned dogs and the next one that's going to get canned is you, DOG!
Naraku: I wonder who my owner is going to be? Hmm....
Shippo: I want my chocolate bar, I want my chocolate bar!
Inuyasha: Can it Squirrel
Naraku: They have canned Squirrels too?! I HAVE to get one of those!
Sango: Oh my
Miroku: I wonder where you can get them
Sango uses her boomerang and hits Miroku with it: Am I dreaming, or are you guys really stupid?
Miroku: I'm not sure, but I know I'm going to be dreaming soon
Miroku falls unconscious on the floor, on top of Shippo
Naraku: Do they have canned kittens? And birds? And bugs? I've always wanted a canned butterfly; butterflies are SO beautiful!
Inuaysha: Shut up you stupid good for nothing pig!
Naraku: They have canned pigs too?!
Inuaysha: I never said that
Sango: Oh my god shut up you two! There are NO CANNED DOGS, ANIMALS, GERBILS, BUTTERFLIES, HAMSTERS, IGUANAS-
One hour later
Sango: PLATUPUSES AND PANDAS...........takes breath
Everyone else except Naraku: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
NAraku: OH SO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE CANNED CATS?!
Sango: ARGH!! Stomps off
Inuyasha: Let's just fight! I'm getting sick of this talk
Naraku: But why ever are you? I mean communication is vital in everyday socialization
Inuyasha: blink blink
Naraku: sigh Alright, on guard takes out a spoon
Inuyasha: HA! I GOT A FORK MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Naraku: Good thing I have this BUTTER KNIFE
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku chases Inuyasha with the butter knife
Naraku corners Inuyasha, Inuyasha has fear in his golden eyes
Naraku: Your toast
Inuyasha: hands him toast and smiles Just please don't put so much jam on it like last time
Naraku: sigh picky picky, so you want blueberry or strawberry?
Inu gan: OO
Inuaysha: Strawberry, last time I had that overdue blueberry you gave me, it gave me a stomach-ache and I almost barfed up last night's supper
Naruku: It did? I thought you said you barfed up all the food you have ever eaten
Inuaysha: I said that?
Naruku: Yes you did, so strawberry is it?
Inuaysha: Yes, and not too much, hey Sango, which do you want? Strawberry or Blueberry??
Sango: You guys are weird, Inuaysha I thought you hated Naraku
Inuyasha: I do, but I'm having lunch right know, so I can't
Sango looks at him weirdly
Inuaysha: You can't hate someone on an empty stomach
Miorku wakes up: I want some toast!
Naraku: Which would you like?
Miroku: Do you have chocolate?
Naraku: I did, but that pig over there ate it all Naraku points over at Inuyasha
Inuaysah: I was hungry!
Naraku: Uh huh, hey
Miroku: Then can I have raspberry?
Naraku: Ran out, Inuyasha drank all it the last time we had lunch together
Sango: Drank?
Naraku nods: Ya, he gulped the whole entire thing down, including the jar
Shippo wakes up: I want my chocolate bar!
Sango: Yes I think Toto we are not in reality anymore --'
Miroku: Oh, haven't you heard? We're in a T.V anime show now!
Sango: blink blink
Inuyasha: Well Naraku you have any scones?
Narkau: You ate them all!
Inuyasha:burp Oh yeah
1 hour later
The Inuyasha has finished eating lunch with........Naraku
Inuyasha: Man, that was good. I'm so full I feel like I'm gonna burst!
Naraku: Well you did eat everything
Inuyasha: looks around him You might want to clean up this mess here
Naraku: puts hands on hips Cook, cook, cook, clean, clean, clean. That's all I do around here
Sango: Don't forget tearing families apart
Miroku: Killing people and cursing them
Inuyasha: Making them betray each other
Shippo: And being really mean!
Naraku: --' I stand corrected
The Inuyasha gang
Kagome walks back
Kagome: Hey you guys I forgot to get my backpack . . . whaddya HUH
Greeted with the strange sight of the gang and Naraku having evidently eaten together.....and no one was hurt
Kagome: rubs eyes We'rent you going to fight?
Inuyasha: yah but many things happened
Sango: You don't want to know
Kagome: Well aren't you going to fight now?
Inuyasha: looks at sky Nah it's getting dark
NAraku: Yah so catch you next time Inuyasha DOG
Inuyasha: CAN IT!
The two chuckle at the insider
Kagome: Uh huh, Inuyasha are you feeling ok? Goes up and feels forehead
Inuyasha: I'm fine, let's go
And so Naraku and the Inuyasha gang parts ways...........knowing they will meet again.......sometime
Inuyasha interrupts narrator: Well DUH We made a lunch date for next week Narrator: --' I stand corrected
The End
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Inuyasha's Lunch
Inuaysha: Kagome! If u go in that well . . .
Kagome: If I do, what'll u do?
Kagome stuck out her tongue as she entered the well, before Inuaysha could say anything
Inuaysha: Damn Shard Dectector!
Shippo: Calm down Inuyasha
Miroku: Shippo's correct, Kagome needs to visit her family at times
Inuaysha: Why now?! We were in between a fight against Naraku and then her watch beeps and she just waves good bye at us and leaves!
Naraku: Are we going to fight or what?
Inuyasha: You! Dog! Shut-up!
Miroku sighs
Sango: Shouldn't we continue the fight?
Narku is in the background tapping his foot impatiently
Inuyasha: Once I get my hands on that shard detector! Grr!!
Miroku: We know your loving concern for Kagome but she does have another life you know
Shippo: mumbles unlike a certain dog demon I know who has none
Inuyasha: ear twitches and scowls SHIPPOU!
Inuyasha starts chasing Shippou around in the meadow
Naraku: sigh Insolent scum! You're supposed to be fighting ME, NARAKU, YA KNOW THE GUY WHO CAUSED YOU ALL SO MUCH PAIN AND AGONY!!!! IS ANYONE LISTENING TO ME HERE
Miroku looks up from his meditating, Inuyasha and Shippo stop running around
Inu gang: Huh?! You were saying something?
Naraku: --'
Naraku: I WANT YOU TO FIGHT ME NOW SO I CAN KICK UR BUTTS FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTU!
Inuyasha: Tim....Tim....Tim Hortons?! OHHHHH I LOVE THEIR DONUTS ESPECIALLY THE YUMMY HONEY DIPPED ONE goes all lovely eyed OO
Mirkou: Their hot chocolate isn't bad
Shippo: Actually I prefer their iced cappucino myself
Naraku: TIMBUKTU I SAID TIM-BUK-TU!!!! ARGH NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!
Inuyasha: blink blink I'm sorry did it look like we were listening......so you like blueberry muffins from Tim Hortons Naraku? . . . Cool!
Naraku: WHAT I NEVER SAID THAT NONONONONONO jumps up and down
Naraku: baboon cape falls off and there is Naraku with only his boxers with hearts on them
Inu gang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Inuaysha: I never knew Naraku was the type to wear heart shaped boxers!
Naraku hisses and quickly places the baboon cape back on
Shippo: You know the muffins there aren't too bad either, oh, and the donuts there! I love those!
Shippo doesn't notice Naraku's boxers
Sango: EEK!
Sango quickly turns around so she's not facing Naraku anymore
Naraku hisses once more: Are we going to fight?!
Inuaysha: Shut up you Dog!
Naraku: Hey, I wouldn't be talking!
Inuaysha: Now I understand why my Shard Detector ran away! It was because she saw your ugly face!
Miroku: Guys, guys, guys, stop fighting
Sango sighs and steps in-between the two: Stop it or else
Inuyasha: Or else what? What can a puny woman like you do?
Sango's anger flares up
Naraku: You can't beat the great Naraku, you stupid wench!
Steam rises out of Sango's head
Shippo: Guys . . . (gulp) Run for it!!
Miroku and Shippo quickly run away
Inuaysha and Naraku continue glaring at each other
Shippo runs back panting and comes to a halt where the two rivals are still glaring at each other
Shippo: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHHHHHHHH! STARING CONTEST! WHOO! WHOEVER BLINKS FIRST LOSES!
Inuyasha and Naraku continue to glare at one another while in the distance you see Miroku and Sango approaching again. Sango seems to be practicing her boomerang skills on Miroku. They too, stop short at the little staring match
Miroku: OHHH! I LOVE STARING CONTESTS! SEE I'M REAL GOOD AT IT stares into space for a few seconds AHHH MY EYES ARE WATERING!!!
Sango: What an idiot
Miroku: I put $5 on Inuyasha
Shippo: A chocolate bar on Naraku for me!
Inuyasha: WHAT U BETTING AGAINST ME?! HE'S SIPPOSED TO BE THE ENEMY!!!!!
Shippo: OHH! INUYASHA YOU LOSE! MWAHAHAHA Now someone owes me a chocolate bar!
Naraku: It seems your friend is against you Inuyasha
Inuyahsa: Can it DOG!
Naraku: They have those now? Canned dogs?! OHHHHHHHHHH! I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! AWWW THE WITTLE PUPPIES!
Inuaysha: Yes they have canned dogs and the next one that's going to get canned is you, DOG!
Naraku: I wonder who my owner is going to be? Hmm....
Shippo: I want my chocolate bar, I want my chocolate bar!
Inuyasha: Can it Squirrel
Naraku: They have canned Squirrels too?! I HAVE to get one of those!
Sango: Oh my
Miroku: I wonder where you can get them
Sango uses her boomerang and hits Miroku with it: Am I dreaming, or are you guys really stupid?
Miroku: I'm not sure, but I know I'm going to be dreaming soon
Miroku falls unconscious on the floor, on top of Shippo
Naraku: Do they have canned kittens? And birds? And bugs? I've always wanted a canned butterfly; butterflies are SO beautiful!
Inuaysha: Shut up you stupid good for nothing pig!
Naraku: They have canned pigs too?!
Inuaysha: I never said that
Sango: Oh my god shut up you two! There are NO CANNED DOGS, ANIMALS, GERBILS, BUTTERFLIES, HAMSTERS, IGUANAS-
One hour later
Sango: PLATUPUSES AND PANDAS...........takes breath
Everyone else except Naraku: ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
NAraku: OH SO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE CANNED CATS?!
Sango: ARGH!! Stomps off
Inuyasha: Let's just fight! I'm getting sick of this talk
Naraku: But why ever are you? I mean communication is vital in everyday socialization
Inuyasha: blink blink
Naraku: sigh Alright, on guard takes out a spoon
Inuyasha: HA! I GOT A FORK MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Naraku: Good thing I have this BUTTER KNIFE
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku chases Inuyasha with the butter knife
Naraku corners Inuyasha, Inuyasha has fear in his golden eyes
Naraku: Your toast
Inuyasha: hands him toast and smiles Just please don't put so much jam on it like last time
Naraku: sigh picky picky, so you want blueberry or strawberry?
Inu gan: OO
Inuaysha: Strawberry, last time I had that overdue blueberry you gave me, it gave me a stomach-ache and I almost barfed up last night's supper
Naruku: It did? I thought you said you barfed up all the food you have ever eaten
Inuaysha: I said that?
Naruku: Yes you did, so strawberry is it?
Inuaysha: Yes, and not too much, hey Sango, which do you want? Strawberry or Blueberry??
Sango: You guys are weird, Inuaysha I thought you hated Naraku
Inuyasha: I do, but I'm having lunch right know, so I can't
Sango looks at him weirdly
Inuaysha: You can't hate someone on an empty stomach
Miorku wakes up: I want some toast!
Naraku: Which would you like?
Miroku: Do you have chocolate?
Naraku: I did, but that pig over there ate it all Naraku points over at Inuyasha
Inuaysah: I was hungry!
Naraku: Uh huh, hey
Miroku: Then can I have raspberry?
Naraku: Ran out, Inuyasha drank all it the last time we had lunch together
Sango: Drank?
Naraku nods: Ya, he gulped the whole entire thing down, including the jar
Shippo wakes up: I want my chocolate bar!
Sango: Yes I think Toto we are not in reality anymore --'
Miroku: Oh, haven't you heard? We're in a T.V anime show now!
Sango: blink blink
Inuyasha: Well Naraku you have any scones?
Narkau: You ate them all!
Inuyasha:burp Oh yeah
1 hour later
The Inuyasha has finished eating lunch with........Naraku
Inuyasha: Man, that was good. I'm so full I feel like I'm gonna burst!
Naraku: Well you did eat everything
Inuyasha: looks around him You might want to clean up this mess here
Naraku: puts hands on hips Cook, cook, cook, clean, clean, clean. That's all I do around here
Sango: Don't forget tearing families apart
Miroku: Killing people and cursing them
Inuyasha: Making them betray each other
Shippo: And being really mean!
Naraku: --' I stand corrected
The Inuyasha gang
Kagome walks back
Kagome: Hey you guys I forgot to get my backpack . . . whaddya HUH
Greeted with the strange sight of the gang and Naraku having evidently eaten together.....and no one was hurt
Kagome: rubs eyes We'rent you going to fight?
Inuyasha: yah but many things happened
Sango: You don't want to know
Kagome: Well aren't you going to fight now?
Inuyasha: looks at sky Nah it's getting dark
NAraku: Yah so catch you next time Inuyasha DOG
Inuyasha: CAN IT!
The two chuckle at the insider
Kagome: Uh huh, Inuyasha are you feeling ok? Goes up and feels forehead
Inuyasha: I'm fine, let's go
And so Naraku and the Inuyasha gang parts ways...........knowing they will meet again.......sometime
Inuyasha interrupts narrator: Well DUH We made a lunch date for next week Narrator: --' I stand corrected
The End
===
This account and story is shared by Vic and Viv. We write just for laughs and fun. Being continously bored we do little stories like the one featured below on MSN. Each of us writes many parts. It keeps us entertained. We've written many like this, most of them are funny. Who knows? If you like this one and review and ask nicely enough, we might just put up more. Enjoy.