Summary: This is a really random story. Lots of OOC and random quoting of Shakespeare... I hope you guys like it!

Author's Note: This was team written with Taskemus! Lots of Tea bashing! You can't say we didn't warn you!

Disclaimer: We do not own any part of Yu-Gi-Oh but we wish we did... Or at least I do... I don't know about Taskemus.


Seto Kaiba walked into the classroom, Blue-Eyes White Dragon metal lunch box in hand.

Hey Ryou, he said and smiled shyly. Thanks for saving me a seat.

No problem, his best friend answered, staring at Tea. Damn. Look at her. She's all over those guys over there. The pale boy snorted. God, what a slut.

Isn't wearing a skirt that short against school policies? Seto mused. Oh well. Hey Tea! How are you today?

Tea turned, and spotting Ryou, she flounced towards them, making sure that her skirt hiked up in the front so that she would have to pull it down to call attention to her long legs. Ryou looked disgusted, but somewhat intrigued while Seto looked down out of embarrassment.

Hey guys! She said in a weird bubbly tone. Oh Ryou, I have your laptop. You left it at my house last night.

Shut up! Ryou growled at her, pushing her and the laptop away from him. I don't want it. I would never take anything from you!

Well, that's not what you seemed to think last night, asshole! Tea shouted back at him.

Yeah, well, appearances can be deceiving, whore. Ryou replied cockily, leaning back in his chair. Tea glared at him, quickly brining her hand up and then brought it back down hard across his face, leaving a huge red mark across his cheek.

Seto, meanwhile, was watching the whole incident in utter confusion.

Tea quickly whirled around in her fury, almost smashing into Seto. She shrieked. You take the damn laptop, Kaiba!

The brunette looked up, afraid. No, that's OK Tea. Y-you can keep it. Really! I don't mind...

She glared at him. Look, I'll pay you to take it! She said, fishing two fifty-dollar bills out of her shirt.

Ahh! No! Not money! It burns! Seto shrieked, jumping back before suddenly fainting.

What a wimp, Tea thought to herself. Probably no good in bed.

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Dalene: I hoped you guys liked it! I know it's a little short, sorry about that!
Taskemus: Hi! I really didn't write much of this, but who cares.. review!